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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 ![]() |
A man was walking through the grocery store and noticed that a little old woman was following him around. He thought nothing of it and kept on his business as the woman continued to follow. As he was approaching the checkout line, the woman stepped in front of him in line. She turned to him and said, "I'm so sorry for following you around it's just you remind me so much of my son." The man said it was no problem. The woman continued, " I know this sounds strange, but it would mean alot to me if as I was leaving you said, 'Goodbye Mom!'" The man replied, "Sure, of crouse." The man waited as the woman purchased her abundance of items and as she was leaving he said, " Goodbye Mom!" just as she wished. As the man continued to perchase his items, the clerk said, "Thank you sir, your total is $127.50" The man said, "How can that be? I only perchased a few items!" The clerk replied, "Yes sir but, your Mom said you would take care of her bill."
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