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| *Elba* |
 Aug 4 2007, 03:13 PM
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 10,000th post.What is your most embarrassing purchase? I went to the Hustler store yesterday  My boyfriend was buying me something and I was so embarrassed to go to the register. What was even more embarrassing is when the cashier had to test it out  Blah. |
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| *Steven* |
Aug 4 2007, 03:15 PM
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When I went to go buy you glasses but your nose was too big
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| *Elba* |
Aug 4 2007, 03:16 PM
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My nose is perfect. Stfu.
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| *Steven* |
Aug 4 2007, 03:16 PM
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Besides, I'm not into whities
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| *Steven* |
Aug 4 2007, 03:16 PM
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Well I got the kind that looks like a highlighter, so they didn't realize it was a vibrator.
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| *Elba* |
Aug 4 2007, 03:17 PM
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Steve likes it in the butt. He has no shame when he buys his sex toys. At least that's what Michelle told me
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| *Steven* |
Aug 4 2007, 03:17 PM
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G-Spot hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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| *Elba* |
Aug 4 2007, 03:27 PM
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You love your butt plug, don't you?
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| *Steven* |
Aug 4 2007, 03:28 PM
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HOLY SHIT YOUR NOSE! Is that why you were so embarrassed to buy it?
 Sometimes when I go to buy Michelle a stuffed animal or something, I'm like wow I must look pretty prissy carrying around this doll thing. |
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| *Elba* |
Aug 4 2007, 03:32 PM
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DAMN, YOU AND SPENCER ALWAYS GET ME
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| *Spencer* |
Aug 4 2007, 03:36 PM
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i guess it's not a secret anymore.
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| *Steven* |
Aug 4 2007, 03:36 PM
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That Elba's nose looks like a butt plug?
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| *Spencer* |
Aug 4 2007, 03:40 PM
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that too.
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| *Sandraaa* |
Aug 4 2007, 03:59 PM
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Hobos! |
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| *Steven* |
Aug 4 2007, 03:59 PM
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I once bought tampons, but wasn't embarrassed. Then there was this one time my friend went to a dollar store and asked if they had home pregnancy tests (he was a guy btw) then he got one and asked her how to use it. She explained it to him and he said thanks and walked away.
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Aug 4 2007, 04:11 PM
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 Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa  Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,925 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 427,774 |
I haven't buy anything like that.
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Aug 4 2007, 04:17 PM
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I've had it happen a few times. I was at the store to buy laxatives and I didn't want to go to the cashier.
I turned all red and stuff and felt like everyone knew what I was buying and for WHAT! Haha.
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| *SayBloodyMary* |
Aug 4 2007, 04:59 PM
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Lol, I went into a store once with a (female) friends of mine, and we bought a large black dildo. A practical joke was involved, v long story.
Funny ass times. |
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Aug 4 2007, 05:05 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
^ I have a similiary story. A few girlfriends of mine and I bought our other friend a dildo that glows in the dark for her birthday.
Ohh, fun times.  It wasn't an embarassing purchase though.Um..I can't think of any personal embarassing purchases though. But I'm sure one's bound to come up someday. |
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Aug 4 2007, 05:15 PM
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 i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
Ohhh it was completely nerve racking buying pregnancy tests =X
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Aug 4 2007, 05:25 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
gahh. i had to buy condoms for my best friend. :x
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Aug 4 2007, 06:04 PM
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i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
Funny condom stories!!
a) Went into CVS with (now ex)boyfriend. He bought condoms and as he was leaving, clerk said "Have a good night." Loser ex: "Oh I will!" *grabs my waist* b) Went to a gas station with two of my guy friends and was buying condoms for above ex. Guy gives me a funny look because two guy friends come up with me to register. "Uhhh have a good night?" Me: "Oh I will!" *wink* |
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Aug 4 2007, 06:13 PM
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What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
^
Love the second story.
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| *Villainess* |
Aug 4 2007, 07:29 PM
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Buying tampons is always a akward thing for me...that and condoms..Im so stupid
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| *Michelle* |
Aug 4 2007, 07:54 PM
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I think there's a secret relationship between... ELBA'S BOOBIEZ
Pregnancy test with a guy I wasn't dating who basically rescued me. Will never forget him and that day haha |
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