a modest proposal, Some tips if you want to be hired for CB Staff |
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| *kryogenix* |
 Jul 28 2007, 03:11 AM
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I am awesome. You should really listen to me. The first time I became staff, I told micron to make me people staff and he did it. The second time I had the a big mad wack application and it beat out other people that tried so hard. You guys would rather talk about the shit that comes out of my ass than other people's pictures. That says something.
So here are my tips to become a mod for the next hiring session: 1. Join Createblog chat and suck their dicks. Seriously. Kiss ass. Be a brown noser. This will score you super points with the mods. The more you participate in the CB Circle Jerk, the better the chances you have at being mod. 2. Become enemies with kryogenix. The worst thing that can happen to your chances of becoming staff is to get friendly with kryogenix. The mods will hate that. Thus, it is logical to conclude that becoming enemies with kryo will have an inverse effect. Whenever you see kryo post, tell him how mean he is. Rat out his posts to the mods. Post bullshit in the feedback threads that he posts in even if you are in no way involved and have no f**king clue what you're talking about. 100 points to Gryffyndor if you keep bullshitting about the spoiler controversy so that the mods don't have to apologize. 3. Start modding now. Everyone appreciates it when someone makes a thread and you reply "uhh this is spam. someone close." The more people that post in a spam thread identifying the thread as spam, the better. There should be a ratio of "hey this is spam, close this thread!" type posts to actual spam posts at all times. Do this and you'll be on your way to modding in no time. 4. When writing your application, greatly exaggerate stuff about you on this site. Mention how popular you are- popularity is the best indicator for a good mod. If you're a 14 year old girl, keep reminding them of how mature you are for your age. Remember: If you keep piling on the bullshit, it'll eventually become fertilizer. This will all but guarantee you a spot on staff. Good luck to all applicants! |
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| *Sandraaa* |
Jul 28 2007, 03:15 AM
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THOMAS!! I recognize a little Frankie.
Anyway ... someone please close the topic? I think it's spam.  If it doesn't work, I'll kill you. |
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| *Sandraaa* |
Jul 28 2007, 03:19 AM
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^ I know you're not Frankie
 but I recognize some shit you do up there. Simple. You spoilt everything with your ridiculous posts in the application discussion thread.
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Jul 28 2007, 10:08 AM
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 Senior Member  Group: Official Member Posts: 7,149 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 213,509 |
NO CBC, it's dead.
scoreeeeee. |
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Jul 28 2007, 10:13 AM
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 here, here, and here Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,301 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 206,103 |
ROFL hahaha. Somehow true.
 
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Jul 28 2007, 11:18 AM
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 dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
damn, looks like i did everything wrong.
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| *tripvertigo* |
Jul 28 2007, 11:39 AM
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QUOTE(Sandraaa @ Jul 28 2007, 01:15 AM)  THOMAS!! I recognize a little Frankie. Anyway ... someone please close the topic? I think it's spam. If it doesn't work, I'll kill you. uh, no it isnt spam. it clearly has a definitive topic. |
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| *shotgunFUNERAL* |
Jul 28 2007, 06:40 PM
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i've thought about this before.
some key points you missed out on... -you have to be totally outspoken. -you have to know that your opinion is always right and no one can tell you otherwise. -you pretty much have to be a girl or gay. if neither, you got lucky. -you have to be friends with everyone on staff. if you're not, you have to be overly assertive. |
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Jul 28 2007, 07:19 PM
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dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
okay i'm not lucky... so does that make me gay?
damn. |
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| *shotgunFUNERAL* |
Jul 28 2007, 07:23 PM
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no, but you fit into most of the other categories.
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Jul 28 2007, 08:09 PM
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 Yup thats my girlfriend. Group: Banned Posts: 665 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 513,693 |
Hahahahahahahahahaha, some mad doggies up in this piece.
Its aight though. 
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Jul 28 2007, 08:17 PM
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Yup thats my girlfriend. Group: Banned Posts: 665 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 513,693 |
QUOTE(brownsugar @ Jul 28 2007, 09:11 PM) ^ [img]http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/9554/umader2.gif[img] ? LMAO nah I'm not mad , U mad? 
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| *Sandraaa* |
Jul 29 2007, 02:12 AM
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QUOTE(tripvertigo @ Jul 28 2007, 06:39 PM) uh, no it isnt spam. it clearly has a definitive topic. WHAT THE FCUK? It's a JOKE! I'm doing what he said I should do. WTF? Stop getting serious, it's boring.  Didn't you see my eyebrows doing this ?IT WAS A JOKE, JOKE, JOKE, JOKE! Fcuk man! 
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Jul 29 2007, 02:16 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,011 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 533,410 |
I wouldn't mind being one of the mods or something.
but I think kissing ass is wack..so i'm gonna go eat ice cream now. |
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Jul 29 2007, 02:40 AM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
QUOTE(shotgunFUNERAL @ Jul 28 2007, 06:40 PM) some key points you missed out on... -you pretty much have to be a girl or gay. ... i don't know if i like thta comment so much. |
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| *tripvertigo* |
Jul 29 2007, 11:53 AM
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QUOTE(Sandraaa @ Jul 29 2007, 12:12 AM) WHAT THE FCUK? It's a JOKE! I'm doing what he said I should do. WTF? Stop getting serious, it's boring. Didn't you see my eyebrows doing this ?IT WAS A JOKE, JOKE, JOKE, JOKE! Fcuk man! then why are you getting so bent out of shape? jeez, lighten up. |
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| *SayBloodyMary* |
Jul 29 2007, 12:06 PM
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5. Don't be a complete prick. It helps. Barring that, you have a shot. So grow up and try some sugar. You catch more flies with it.
6. NO ONE wants to hire someone who is constantly rude to them or otherwise is a twat. That's true of everywhere, no matter what the job, or how much the twat in question is pretending to want to help. 7. If you bitch long enough about how hard done by you are, and how much everyone is against you, eventually, people start believing it. Including, in fact, the people who are supposedly already doing it. And who doesn't want to be in character? |
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| *Sandraaa* |
Jul 29 2007, 01:46 PM
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QUOTE(tripvertigo @ Jul 29 2007, 06:53 PM) then why are you getting so bent out of shape? jeez, lighten up. If you remove the stick out of your ass maybe I'll lighten up. |
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| *IVIike* |
Jul 29 2007, 01:52 PM
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^--- lmao sandra
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| *davinci* |
Jul 29 2007, 01:54 PM
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At least this isn't as sick as Swift's.
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Jul 29 2007, 06:04 PM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
QUOTE A modest proposal QUOTE I am awesome. I c wut y00 did thar. 
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Jul 29 2007, 06:43 PM
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"Not a nice guy." Group: Member Posts: 79 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 552,807 |
f**k staff cock suckers
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| *Kathleen* |
Jul 29 2007, 10:46 PM
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QUOTE(perfezione @ Jul 29 2007, 04:43 PM) f**k staff cock suckers Hell yeah! |
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| *Elba* |
Jul 29 2007, 10:49 PM
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Wow, this is all true. Bravo, kryogenix, bravo!
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Jul 29 2007, 10:49 PM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 9 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 549,306 |
 I am neither a girl, nor gay. This is being prejudice! I look down upon you all! 
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