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 May 21 2004, 11:14 PM
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 GOT CREATEBLOG?  Group: Member Posts: 779 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,544  |
I jus found a little something....
If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten only once, too. It takes four minutes to get hard, and only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!  Enjoy!
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May 22 2004, 02:07 PM
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 Fizzle Ma Nizzle Group: Member Posts: 1,019 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,978 |
omg.. thats so funny
QUOTE the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! 
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May 22 2004, 02:13 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Pretty funny.
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May 22 2004, 09:56 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
i heard it before but yeah thats cool. lol
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May 23 2004, 12:49 AM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
haha.
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May 23 2004, 12:44 PM
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haha, that is a funny joke
 niiiiiice
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May 23 2004, 01:05 PM
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 N.CARTER Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742 |
HAHAHA! lmfao hilariouss stuff.
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May 23 2004, 04:24 PM
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 punk rock owns you Group: Member Posts: 25 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,224 |
Ha, I have that as my away message on AIM.
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May 23 2004, 04:59 PM
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=] Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,683 |
lol hahaha
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May 23 2004, 05:02 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,245 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,033 |
haha...the mom that sat on your face was so funny...lol lmao...rofl..
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May 31 2004, 02:03 PM
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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May 31 2004, 04:46 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
heheheh nice
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May 31 2004, 05:43 PM
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 always confused Group: Member Posts: 163 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,228 |
......tatz funny
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May 31 2004, 07:42 PM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
i don't feel sad anymores.
poor egg.
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Jun 2 2004, 03:02 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,077 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,904 |
Lol awesome!
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Jun 2 2004, 06:58 PM
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i can't imagine being hard for only a couple minutes , and then being soft forever. not to mention i only get laid once for a couple of minutes since thats the only time i'll be hard. damn..humpty dumpty had it bad.
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Jun 2 2004, 07:19 PM
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 WUT THA DUCK? Group: Member Posts: 3,950 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,138 |
haha!! very funny!! in a perverted way!
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Jun 2 2004, 08:14 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha omg lmao das funni
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Jun 14 2004, 07:53 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
lol.
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Jun 14 2004, 09:28 PM
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 I <3 Kirby Group: Member Posts: 652 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,421 |
Haha...that's so funny!
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Jun 14 2004, 09:33 PM
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 why did i put this here? Group: Member Posts: 118 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,609 |
that was from gonebuddy.com funny though
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Jun 14 2004, 09:40 PM
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 hey hott pants. Group: Member Posts: 161 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,069 |
yeah i've heard that before.
but it made me smile.
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Jun 14 2004, 10:27 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
haha yeah i heard it too it was funny wen i first heard it
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Jun 15 2004, 01:14 AM
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 =P Group: Member Posts: 207 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,290 |
i like that. =) its funny.
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Jun 15 2004, 01:37 AM
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 :hammer: Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 |
Lol.. nice.
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