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 Jun 7 2004, 02:38 AM
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te quiero  Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678  |
The following is a partial list of actual written excuses given to teachers in the Albuquerque Public School System by parents:
Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault. Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face. Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor. Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over. My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in the growing part. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent this weekend with the Marines. Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low-grade fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night. Please excuse Blanche from jim today. She is administrating. George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach. Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout. Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah(*crossed out*), diahoah(*crossed out*), dyah(*crossed out*) the shits courtesty effingpot.com |
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Jun 7 2004, 03:11 AM
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 :hammer: Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 |
LOL. The last one. Haha..
I always write my notes for my mom. And then I make her sign it. 
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Jun 7 2004, 03:22 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 53 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,143 |
QUOTE My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him. haha thats the best one |
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Jun 7 2004, 09:06 AM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
LOL HAHAHA those are so interesting, and hilarious
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Jun 7 2004, 11:21 AM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
Some of them I didn't really get, but the other ones were really funny. Especially the last one and the executing one.
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Jun 7 2004, 11:36 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 333 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,076 |
the last ones funny
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Jun 7 2004, 12:30 PM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
maybe it's just my sick mind. a lotta them have something to do with sex
Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor. ... just an example
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Jun 7 2004, 12:36 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,245 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,033 |
some ididnt get but the last one and the one where it says in bed with gramps was funny!
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Jun 8 2004, 02:11 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,077 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,904 |
Haha the last one was really funny.
I didn't get the Marines one though... |
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Jun 8 2004, 02:18 AM
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 Serious As A Heart Attack. Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
haha those are funnie..and yeah i didnt get the marines one either
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Jun 8 2004, 03:37 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
ooo i saw dat b4. man it stio cracks me up everytime i c it
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Jun 8 2004, 06:57 PM
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 iits.jessicaa!! Group: Member Posts: 342 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,752 |
OMG LMAO
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Jun 9 2004, 02:33 AM
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 mizgeralyn ;D Group: Member Posts: 361 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,888 |
LMFAOOOOOO.. the last one was the BEST.. LMFAOOOO OMGGg im dying. i cant breathe.. LOLLLLL
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Jun 9 2004, 04:46 PM
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 createblog.com Group: Member Posts: 1,127 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 13 |
OMg these are so funny! I love them :)
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Jun 9 2004, 05:00 PM
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i am member numberr 9000 Group: Member Posts: 284 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,000 |
lol. that's why we should always double check our notes
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Jun 9 2004, 09:48 PM
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QUOTE My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in the growing part. Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah(*crossed out*), diahoah(*crossed out*), dyah(*crossed out*) the shits AHAHAH!! those are my favorite. ovals? kekek
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Jun 13 2004, 09:26 PM
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 YÖWTF Group: Member Posts: 78 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,680 |
QUOTE Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah(*crossed out*), diahoah(*crossed out*), dyah(*crossed out*) the shits LMFAO! |
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Jun 14 2004, 07:03 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
hahah. I like the last one.
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Jun 14 2004, 10:51 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
haha these are so funny do they really write those things to teachers lol
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Jun 15 2004, 01:06 AM
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hahaha stupid people
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Jun 30 2004, 12:41 PM
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 I <3 Kirby Group: Member Posts: 652 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,421 |
Hahah...They're all so funny! Especially the last one!
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Jun 30 2004, 12:48 PM
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 iGackt Fan! Group: Member Posts: 296 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,742 |
The last one is awesome...
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Jun 30 2004, 05:27 PM
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im' edible Group: Member Posts: 1,529 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,022 |
HAHAHHA, kids...lol use the comp for spell/grammar check. sigh.
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Jun 30 2004, 05:54 PM
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George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.
i liked that one..lmaooo |
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Jun 30 2004, 06:17 PM
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interesting, i should use those one day
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