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post Jul 18 2007, 01:48 PM
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So you think you have what it takes to become a Secret Agent Staffer? Great, because we're looking for more people to hire! Remember, being a Secret Agent Staff member is a job that takes responsibility and dedication, and not just a title to show off.

WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR
  • The best. Secret Agent Staff, though recently new, has become all the rage. With more perks than actual staff, we'd like to invite you to apply. Though we can't specify what these amazing perks are, they are sure to be worth it.
AVAILABLE POSITIONS
  • Secret Agent Staffer: As we are all equal, we will all share the same postion, which can not be said here.
REQUIREMENTS
  • Coolness.
  • A willingness to work with the best.
HOW TO APPLY
Simply come up with the best new slogan to be place under "Secret Agent Staff" in our signatures (has to be 8 lines). On top of that, please state why you would be the best candidate.

Deadline is July 21st for applications, so get to submitting!

Please don't be afraid to apply as we'll read almost every application!

APPLICATIONS ONLY!
 
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radhikaeatsraman
post Jul 18 2007, 02:11 PM
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oooh yeah.
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My slogan:

HIRE ME BITCHES.
HIRE ME BITCHES.
HIRE ME BITCHES.
HIRE ME BITCHES.
HIRE ME BITCHES.
HIRE ME BITCHES.
HIRE ME BITCHES.
HIRE ME BITCHES.

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edit// OMG THIS IS MY 1337TH POST.
 
1angel3
post Jul 18 2007, 02:23 PM
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Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa
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I should be hired. Hey wasn't this already a topic 10 min ago?
 
PINKLollyPOP
post Jul 18 2007, 02:31 PM
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I think I would be a great sAS. I would be willing and dedicated and responsible and just flat out cool.



Spencer and Elba needed new help.
Thats when they just gave a yelp.

Amber came running with a new rhyme.
Thankfully she came just in time.

Thats when we added her to the team.
sAS has gone extreme.

Watch for us because here we come
We'll make you look like scum.
 
*Sandraaa*
post Jul 18 2007, 05:34 PM
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I should be hired because I'm Sandra.
 
*Elba*
post Jul 18 2007, 08:58 PM
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Look at me, I'm Sandra D...
 
Rachel
post Jul 18 2007, 09:05 PM
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i've never wanted anything rationale.
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Lousing with virginity.
 
*Elba*
post Jul 18 2007, 09:07 PM
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QUOTE(Rachel @ Jul 18 2007, 07:05 PM) *
Lousing with virginity.

Huh?
 
demolished
post Jul 18 2007, 09:13 PM
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Excuse me. You can't call it "secret" when you have the title. It defeats the purpose of the name. Think about it.

I would be a perfect "secret" agent staffer.

Look at me. Do I post very often and daily? No. Does that make me "mysterious and secretive"? Yes. Am i responsible? Dam right I am. Do I fit the self explanatory title, "Secret Agent Staffer?"

Do I have the necessary experienced to be part of it? As you can see, i had been here around for a long time. When i don't post often, it doesn't means I'm inactive. I lurk around often, analyze, and knowing what cB is really about. I post when thread is interesting or I like to add my input to things that attracts me.

After all, i do fit the whole "sAS."


eagle
...we're the eagle ...
a strong species
with strong claws ...
and sensitive eyes
together, we combat the corruption !
 
*Elba*
post Jul 18 2007, 09:16 PM
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^What was your old username?
 
fire
post Jul 18 2007, 09:25 PM
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If you're advertising your position in your signatures its hardly secret is it?
 
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post Jul 18 2007, 09:28 PM
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Our position isn't THE secret mellow.gif
 
fire
post Jul 18 2007, 09:32 PM
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Ah.
 
*Elba*
post Jul 18 2007, 09:32 PM
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I have said too much.
 
Rachel
post Jul 18 2007, 10:22 PM
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i've never wanted anything rationale.
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QUOTE(Elba @ Jul 18 2007, 07:07 PM) *
Huh?

Greaseeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
voguelove
post Jul 18 2007, 10:24 PM
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i'm maggie =]
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QUOTE(Elba @ Jul 18 2007, 06:58 PM) *
Look at me, I'm Sandra D...

its part of the song!!
 
Lolitakitty
post Jul 18 2007, 10:27 PM
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;D
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QUOTE(Elba @ Jul 18 2007, 09:16 PM) *
^What was your old username?

I think he was Spiritual Winged Aura.
 
*shotgunFUNERAL*
post Jul 18 2007, 10:51 PM
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QUOTE(fire @ Jul 18 2007, 09:25 PM) *
If you're advertising your position in your signatures its hardly secret is it?
no. what we do IS the secret.
 
xKatt
post Jul 18 2007, 11:19 PM
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AttacKATTack!
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Who exactly is in the sAS as of now?
 
*steve330*
post Jul 18 2007, 11:35 PM
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They've all posted in this thread.
 
*Elba*
post Jul 19 2007, 02:00 AM
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Spencer, Rachel, and I.

I REALLY DON'T THINK WE NEED ANYMORE.

Except for maybe Steven, he's cool... kinda.
 
*steve330*
post Jul 19 2007, 07:17 AM
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Yeah but Michelle and I have our own exclusive team.
 
*Sandraaa*
post Jul 19 2007, 03:42 PM
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*Elba*
post Jul 19 2007, 04:03 PM
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Oh, and Sandra eyebrowes.gif
 
*Sandraaa*
post Jul 19 2007, 04:05 PM
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