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 Jul 13 2007, 10:33 PM
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Post dumb questions that you have asked/someone has asked you/etc.
I stole this idea from another forum, that I won't mention so I don't get in trouble. I can't find anything wrong with this, so if it gets closed... I will be extremely upset. |
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Jul 13 2007, 10:35 PM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 7 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 545,551 |
I've been asked by someone at school, "When does the 2:15 bell ring?"
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Jul 13 2007, 10:36 PM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
"How much is food from the dollar menu?"
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| *Moderator* |
Jul 13 2007, 10:37 PM
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*calls friend*
"What's your phone number?" 
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| *SinfullySweet* |
Jul 13 2007, 10:37 PM
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*House phone rings.
*Picks up the phone Friend asks "Where are you??" 
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Jul 13 2007, 10:37 PM
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 ;) Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,573 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,124 |
"Alvin Ward, what is your last name?!"
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Jul 13 2007, 10:38 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 292 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 545,047 |
I once asked my mom if Chick of the Sea was chick or tuna (I was joking), and she said "Wow. I don't know. Maybe it is chicken? I've never really thought about it..". I thought she was kidding, but she said she was being dead serious.
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| *Mercy* |
Jul 13 2007, 10:38 PM
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"do you speak english?"
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Jul 13 2007, 10:44 PM
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 R U A Q T ? [; Group: Official Member Posts: 7,276 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 421,631 |
"I can't find anything wrong with this, so if it gets closed... I will be extremely upset."
lol...get over it. this topic reminds me of the new-ish kevjumba video. http://youtube.com/watch?v=GBfR-p9UzO0 someone asked me "what's your number?" while talking to me on the phone. |
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| *SinfullySweet* |
Jul 13 2007, 10:46 PM
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Oh yes, and this one is the best
"are you asleep?  "
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Jul 13 2007, 10:46 PM
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 Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,925 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 427,774 |
*Friend come up to me and say*
What color is your eyes? |
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Jul 13 2007, 10:48 PM
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 ALLISON Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,372 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 310,259 |
"How do you spell fish?"
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Jul 13 2007, 10:49 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 7 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 545,551 |
QUOTE(superfluous @ Jul 13 2007, 10:48 PM)  "How do you spell fish?" o.O That's simply sad. |
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Jul 13 2007, 11:14 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 292 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 545,047 |
QUOTE(moninja @ Jul 13 2007, 11:44 PM) "I can't find anything wrong with this, so if it gets closed... I will be extremely upset." lol...get over it. this topic reminds me of the new-ish kevjumba video. http://youtube.com/watch?v=GBfR-p9UzO0 someone asked me "what's your number?" while talking to me on the phone. Oh, I'm so sorry you have a problem with that. |
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| *steve330* |
Jul 13 2007, 11:53 PM
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No one's got a problem with it, it's just kinda dumb to dwell on the fact that one of your older topics got closed because you failed to read the rules before posting. The end.
I love being around a group of people, be it on a coach bus or cabin or w/e, and going around waking people up telling them it's time to go to bed. I also hate when I obviously get wtfpwnd snowboarding or something, and I'm just lying there bleeding or something, and they come up to me and ask if I'm ok. Stupidest question? Too tired to think of one -.- |
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Jul 14 2007, 01:56 AM
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 Ako si Emmanuel Group: Member Posts: 150 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 361,936 |
QUOTE(superfluous @ Jul 13 2007, 08:48 PM) "How do you spell fish?" P-H-I-S-H lol jp... girl asked me "ok, imagine you're a guy, right?" |
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Jul 14 2007, 02:11 AM
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 Pink cookies in a brown paper bag.... Group: Member Posts: 33 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 492,847 |
I work at a hotel. Imagine that I have a name tag on. It says "Ameristoops" with my name under it....
I get guests that come up to the front desk all the time like, "Is this the Extended Stay?" I'm like, "No, sir / ma'am. This is the Ameristoops." (We also have really big red & blue signs with the hotel's name on the front, back and side of the building). Oh, yeah! There's one right behind me when the guests come in. Go figure! |
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Jul 14 2007, 02:20 AM
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 Addict Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,918 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 538,522 |
I work in a store too at weekends. The worst people are those that come up and blurt nouns at you.
"PENS." 'Yes? What about them?' Then there's people that stand right outside a bank and ask where the cash-machine is. XD |
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Jul 14 2007, 02:35 AM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
QUOTE(SinfullySweet @ Jul 13 2007, 08:37 PM) *House phone rings. *Picks up the phone Friend asks "Where are you??" I get that and I do it to people too. Most times I do it , its when I forgot what number I dialed. |
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Jul 14 2007, 12:51 PM
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I was really tired at work one day, and some guy asked me if we served fresh garlic on our garlic bread, and I never heard anyone ask that before, so I was stumped, and I asked my manager, not really thinking, but said, Do we have garlic on our garlic bread? Instead of asking if we had fresh garlic on it.
I had it stuck in my mind that sometimes people use like garlic powder instead, and I had no idea what we used... lol I got made fun of so much for that :[ |
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Jul 14 2007, 09:08 PM
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i rememeber one time i was talking to my boyfriend and all of a sudden i got lost in my own lil world and i asked "who am i talking to?" its stupid yea i know but yea
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Jul 14 2007, 09:46 PM
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 Home is where your rump rests! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,235 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 451,969 |
QUOTE(SinfullySweet @ Jul 13 2007, 08:37 PM) *House phone rings. LOL. I've asked that soooooooooooooo many times. I'm just too lazy to switch the house and cell phones of a contact on my cell phone.*Picks up the phone Friend asks "Where are you??" Uhhhh, let's see. I have a friend who's last name is Chacko (I know, best last name ever, right?), and I was using my friend's cell phone to call him. Now, everyone calls him Chacko, I once completely forgot his first name. So, her phone is arranged by last name, so I was like "Hey, what's Chacko's last name?" 
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Jul 14 2007, 10:01 PM
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 cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
did you get this from kevjumba? lol
um i cant think of any right now. |
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Jul 14 2007, 10:02 PM
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 ;D Group: Banned Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 532,144 |
My friends ALWAYS call my house phone and ask "where are you?" and I'm like "egypt, idiot
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| *shotgunFUNERAL* |
Jul 14 2007, 11:38 PM
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today my friend and i went to some "christian" store that sold all the things like wal mart would (minus food, rap music, thong underwear...you know, the "non-christian" stuff). well, i'd never been there before and asked "is this like wal mart for christians?" it was kind of funny, but i didn't really understand the point of the store, nor why i was there. i did get to finally use the restroom there, though.
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