My balls left me :( :( |
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 Jun 13 2004, 07:51 PM
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 <3~Tara~<3  Group: Member Posts: 345 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,491  |
lmao ur funny
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Jun 13 2004, 08:53 PM
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aww..sowee to hear that..lol kinda spooky
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Jun 13 2004, 10:54 PM
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 Wow it's been a long time!! Group: Member Posts: 1,672 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,954 |
QUOTE(WildGriffin @ Jun 12 2004, 8:21 PM) Omg i'm so sad and need someone to hold me through these tough times.  Earlier today, I was in a bit of a hurry and really had to poo. So I slammed by ass onto my toilet, and pushed till my face went red...then felt something weird in between my legs. Soon after, I heard a little "thump" in the toilet bowl...then another. I got up to check my work...but noticed something. MY SCROTUM WAS DEFLATTED!!! Omg my own balls left me. Oh gawd how I miss them. I couldn't stand the site of them outside of me in the toilet so I flushed them...and now i regret it :( Here's a picture I drew shortly after in loving memory:  okay NOT FAIR!! i got my nice little EDUCATIONAL link deleted, but you get to talk about how your balls fell out of your sack when you were taking a shit. |
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Jun 13 2004, 10:57 PM
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 Sharie. Group: Member Posts: 2,429 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 103 |
Wow...maybe you should write a story dedicated to your balls. Pwhahaha!
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Jun 13 2004, 11:11 PM
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Wow it's been a long time!! Group: Member Posts: 1,672 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,954 |
well, the doctor found your balls in my stomach
you can see how they are missing a ballsack
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Jun 13 2004, 11:31 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 34 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,725 |
That's one of the most disturbing yet funny things I've heard in a while...um I hope everything is okay, lol
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Jun 14 2004, 12:11 AM
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 Master Debater Group: Member Posts: 1,066 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,719 |
QUOTE well, the doctor found your balls in my stomach you can see how they are missing a ballsack Wait, so you ate my balls??? ...give em' back meanie. 
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Jun 14 2004, 12:13 AM
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Wow it's been a long time!! Group: Member Posts: 1,672 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,954 |
QUOTE(WildGriffin @ Jun 14 2004, 12:11 AM) Wait, so you ate my balls??? ...give em' back meanie. yes i ate your balls but they didn't taste as good as Jose's balls |
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Jun 14 2004, 01:16 AM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
i was about to laugh. but i was way too shocked
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Jun 14 2004, 10:19 AM
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 he`z gOt my heart*<3`o2.18.o1` Group: Member Posts: 1,662 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,338 |
hmmm .. very interesting post .. what is this doing in relationships though may i ask? .. did you have an EXTRA special relationship or bond with them? .. i'm sorry for your loss .. may your balls rest in peace ..
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| *MrMonkeyTaco* |
Jun 14 2004, 04:49 PM
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dont they grow bac...lol
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Jun 14 2004, 10:30 PM
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goose bucket. Group: Member Posts: 756 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,411 |
i always knew you didn't have any balls steven, how could you lose them if you never had them?
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| *krnxswat* |
Jun 14 2004, 10:41 PM
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It's alright. I have spare one's I can share with you.
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Jun 14 2004, 11:27 PM
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 i wish i was a real member!!!! Group: Member Posts: 108 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,756 |
=( no fair i wanted to grow balls =( why wont u spare me some :D haha jk
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Jun 14 2004, 11:29 PM
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QUOTE(bebe_chuckl3z @ Jun 15 2004, 12:27 AM) =( no fair i wanted to grow balls =( why wont u spare me some :D haha jk Sure. There are plenty to go around. 
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Jun 14 2004, 11:39 PM
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 ilikeyouSofreakingmuch. Group: Member Posts: 2,014 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 643 |
This is a, erm, strange topic.
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Jun 15 2004, 02:00 AM
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<3~Tara~<3 Group: Member Posts: 345 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,491 |
QUOTE(ichiban @ Jun 14 2004, 11:39 PM) This is a, erm, strange topic. rofl!! yup yup |
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Jun 15 2004, 02:04 AM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
I think I'm gonna have nightmares about that....
Oh btw, may your balls rest in peace... |
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Jun 15 2004, 02:54 AM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jun 14 2004, 11:29 PM) Sure. There are plenty to go around. can i have 4? just in case i lose the first 2? |
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Jun 15 2004, 03:06 AM
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 t a c o s Group: Member Posts: 1,187 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,122 |
tboltzbabe.. that's just.. messed up. please don't talk about eating anyone's balls especially when he's taking a shit and flushes it down the toilet and you find it in your asian food.
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Jul 9 2004, 08:09 PM
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 dizzy me up. Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 |
o_O is dat possible?? but ballies RIP.
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| *CEP* |
Jul 10 2004, 01:06 AM
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Whoa, who revived this topic?
*cough* Closing this now... - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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