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 Jun 13 2004, 08:57 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble  Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379  |
i'm fobulous! ok, maybe a lil tab 2....
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Jun 13 2004, 09:15 PM
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haha.. i fit best in asian american.
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Jun 13 2004, 11:29 PM
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 <3~Tara~<3 Group: Member Posts: 345 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,491 |
eryone thinks they're fobolous keke but yea imma realllll FOB!! jk i guess imma fobolous too eryone on cb are fabolous for sure!!
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Jun 13 2004, 11:41 PM
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 ilikeyouSofreakingmuch. Group: Member Posts: 2,014 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 643 |
Fobulous baby
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Jun 13 2004, 11:43 PM
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 SeÑor Member Group: Member Posts: 311 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,709 |
That's cool... but if i had a supra... i would never dream of getting a Skyline... ever... XP haha... unless G35 counts.
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Jun 13 2004, 11:45 PM
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 Wife of Legolas Group: Member Posts: 1,290 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,190 |
hehe
FOOOOBulas! |
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Jun 14 2004, 12:33 AM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
<<< hoockie fob
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Feb 28 2005, 10:11 PM
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 dizzy me up. Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 |
Fobulous
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Feb 28 2005, 10:15 PM
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cb=bullshit. Group: Member Posts: 1,783 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,793 |
lmao... this is a joke right? HAHAHA TAB :x
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Feb 28 2005, 10:21 PM
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 NO. I'm not 13. or 14. or 15. or 16. Group: Member Posts: 4,616 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,577 |
hahhaha i'm a mixture of twinkie, asian-american, and fobulous =P
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Feb 28 2005, 10:21 PM
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 ‹(. .)› Group: Official Member Posts: 2,367 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,089 |
damn, i'm fobulous ;X i'm so awesome i can sex myself -_-.
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Feb 28 2005, 10:22 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,087 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,491 |
haha im either twinkie or fobulous~ haha all the other types i call HONGERS! geez all the same to me. although i do have azn pride, havent discovered it till recently though
 but overall im born and have pride in CANADA! haha
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Feb 28 2005, 10:27 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 353 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,749 |
i'm between twinkie and asian american...sorta...yep!
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Feb 28 2005, 10:29 PM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 9 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 107,441 |
 Thank Goddeness, I'm not any of those. But that was really funny!!
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Feb 28 2005, 10:31 PM
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 Holla if ya hate me Group: Member Posts: 2,386 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 80,819 |
I are Fobolous
 sort of.. only thing that does not apply is speaking my language fluently 
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Feb 28 2005, 10:33 PM
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 tower over me Group: Member Posts: 1,190 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 77,717 |
I'm none.
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Feb 28 2005, 10:36 PM
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 dakishimetainoni... Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,322 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,318 |
i have no idea why this is funny to people...
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Feb 28 2005, 11:06 PM
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gigi =p Group: Member Posts: 3,679 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,206 |
QUOTE(teeners__15 @ Feb 28 2005, 7:22 PM) haha im either twinkie or fobulous~ haha all the other types i call HONGERS! geez all the same to me. although i do have azn pride, havent discovered it till recently though but overall im born and have pride in CANADA! haha You're the only one on cB that knows what a Honger is! It's a silly Vancouverite term. I guess I'm part Honger and mostly Fobulous. =] |
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Feb 28 2005, 11:26 PM
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 High Voltage!∞ Group: Official Member Posts: 4,728 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,157 |
haha my friend's fobulous haha i have to show her this...lol
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Feb 28 2005, 11:32 PM
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 i need an sn change. Group: Member Posts: 1,915 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,746 |
Twinkie
- Besides your nationality, there is little to distinguish you from white people - Your significant other is not Asian and never has been - You have few Asian friends, if any - You are embarrassed at family events because you cannot speak your language and everyone has to switch to English to communicate with you - You have no idea that the other types of Asians on this list even exist - You think Hello Kitty is dumb and do not know what Sanrio is - You are the only Asian on this list that does not know what Bubble Tea is - You drive a Ford or some other domestic car and if you drive a Honda, it is stock Asian-American - You claim yourself as Asian, but real Asians think you're whitewashed and non-Asians see you as a foreigner. You fit in nowhere - You have heard of Bubble Tea but have never actually had any - You are confused about your cultural identity and express this frustration through spoken word performances at your college - You read A. magazine and think it's great - You do not know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, or Kangta are - You are only vaguely aware of the other Asians below Fob (Fresh Off tha Boat) - You were not born in America - You know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, and Kangta are. In fact, you have seen them at Atlantic City or Las Vegas recently - You speak your native language fluently and so do all your friends - You do not have any non-Asian friends - Your parents do not speak any English - When you speak English, you like to make everything plural - You get extremely good grades in school - You cannot dance - Your fashion sense comes from whatever country you're from and you incorporate nothing from American fashion into your wardrobe SuperFob - Your command of the English language is minimal and you don't care - You like dim sum chicken feet - You do not own a single CD, VCD, Video game, or DVD that isn't bootlegged - Your only hangout is Chinatown - All the lights in your house are fluorescent - You dry your cloths outside your window - You need a haircut - You either smell like cigarettes or food Fobabee - You are an Asian-American or Twinkie who has recently "awoken" - You have a newly found fetish of Asian girls/boys - You have taken the Asian Studies course at college - You are trying to learn as much as possible about your culture to make up for your lifetime of trying to be white (Twinkie ; Banana) or Black (Chigger; Thousand year old egg) - If you are lucky, you will grow to become Fobulous Gangsta Fob - You have shot another Asian - Your favorite hangout is a pool hall - When you talk, you sound like a cross between a Fob and an urban black kid - Your hair looks silly, but no one will tell you because you'll shoot them - You have a serious gambling problem - You are a Rice-boy, but your mods are cheap and are never painted to match the rest of your car - No one tells you your rice ride looks cheap because you'll shoot them - You want to have a Tab girlfriend, but can only get Hoochie Tabs Tab (Trendy Asian Bitch) - You shop at A/X, Bebe, Banana Republic and Club Monaco - You only wear black and will occasionally wear white to "mix it up" - You do not weigh more than 105 lbs - You have never paid for dinner at a restaurant in your life - Platform heels are your favorite - You are a makeup expert, in fact, you appear completely flawless - You do not smile in public - You are the object of desire of all Asian men and you know it - You smoke - Your cell phone is completely customized - On the inside flip of your cell phone is a sticker picture of you and your man - Somewhere in your purse is a Sanrio item - You only date Asian and will only date a boy with a nice car - You are often seen with Rice-boys - You never travel alone. You are either in the company of other Tabs or your Rice-boy boyfriend Hoochie Tab - You are an import car model - Your boobs are not real - There are naked pictures of you floating around on the internet somewhere - Stiletto heels are your favorite - Your role models are Francine Dee and Kaila Yu - Your boyfriend is a Gangsta Fob - You cheat on your boyfriend - Unlike most Asians, you do not do well in school Rice-Boy - You drive an Asian import. Usually a Honda or Acura - Your souped up car (known as a Rice-ride or Rice-rocket) is unrecognizable from its original stock form - Your exhaust pipe is big enough for your head to fit in - The spoiler on your car looks like it was made by Boeing - The interior of your car also looks like it was designed by Boeing - You always drive like you are racing someone - You are not afraid of dying in a crash, but you are afraid of speed bumps and parking lot on-ramps - The only other person besides yourself who can sit in your car is your 105 lbs Tab girlfriend. If anyone else sits in your car, the entire bottom of it will be touching the ground - Even though your car is a Honda, it goes faster and is worth more than a Lotus Esprit - If you drive a Civic, your dream car is a Supra. If you drive a Supra, your dream car is a Skyline (which you can never have). Poor Rice-boy. Fobulous - You speak perfect English and you are fluent in your native language - You have Asian friends as well as non-Asian friends - You listen to Asian pop as well as American music - You are equally aware of both popular American culture and Asian pop culture - You are a good dancer - You date Asian by choice even though you could rock the opposite sex of any other race - You are a good designer and have superior Html skills - For you, FOB stands for Fabulous Oriental Being - You have lots of Asian pride bleh |
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Feb 28 2005, 11:39 PM
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Twinkie
- Besides your nationality, there is little to distinguish you from white people - Your significant other is not Asian and never has been - You have few Asian friends, if any - You are embarrassed at family events because you cannot speak your language and everyone has to switch to English to communicate with you - You have no idea that the other types of Asians on this list even exist - You think Hello Kitty is dumb and do not know what Sanrio is - You are the only Asian on this list that does not know what Bubble Tea is - You drive a Ford or some other domestic car and if you drive a Honda, it is stock Fob (Fresh Off tha Boat) - You were not born in America - You know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, and Kangta are. In fact, you have seen them at Atlantic City or Las Vegas recently - You speak your native language fluently and so do all your friends - You do not have any non-Asian friends - Your parents do not speak any English - When you speak English, you like to make everything plural - You get extremely good grades in school - You cannot dance - Your fashion sense comes from whatever country you're from and you incorporate nothing from American fashion into your wardrobe Tab (Trendy Asian Bitch) - You shop at A/X, Bebe, Banana Republic and Club Monaco - You only wear black and will occasionally wear white to "mix it up" - You do not weigh more than 105 lbs - You have never paid for dinner at a restaurant in your life - Platform heels are your favorite - You are a makeup expert, in fact, you appear completely flawless - You do not smile in public - You are the object of desire of all Asian men and you know it - You smoke - Your cell phone is completely customized - On the inside flip of your cell phone is a sticker picture of you and your man - Somewhere in your purse is a Sanrio item - You only date Asian and will only date a boy with a nice car - You are often seen with Rice-boys - You never travel alone. You are either in the company of other Tabs or your Rice-boy boyfriend Hoochie Tab - You are an import car model - Your boobs are not real - There are naked pictures of you floating around on the internet somewhere - Stiletto heels are your favorite - Your role models are Francine Dee and Kaila Yu - Your boyfriend is a Gangsta Fob - You cheat on your boyfriend - Unlike most Asians, you do not do well in school Fobulous - You speak perfect English and you are fluent in your native language - You have Asian friends as well as non-Asian friends - You listen to Asian pop as well as American music - You are equally aware of both popular American culture and Asian pop culture - You are a good dancer - You date Asian by choice even though you could rock the opposite sex of any other race - You are a good designer and have superior Html skills - For you, FOB stands for Fabulous Oriental Being - You have lots of Asian pride ehh i suppose the closest thing i am is fobulous...lol |
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Feb 28 2005, 11:40 PM
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 Change Gon Come Group: Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,822 |
Fobulous + Twinkie, cuz i'm "whitewashed" according to the Fobs and Tabs. =]
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Mar 1 2005, 12:14 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,191 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,660 |
Haha, that's racist, but funny.
I'm Fobulous! |
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Mar 1 2005, 12:42 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Posts: 8,274 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,001 |
uh ...... asian-american ..
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Mar 1 2005, 01:04 AM
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 hi, my name is brianna! =] Group: Official Member Posts: 5,764 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,114 |
Someone please move this to 'Humor'. :)
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