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 May 30 2004, 06:50 PM
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What does a rich man need and if a bum eats this, he'll die?
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May 30 2004, 06:56 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
money?? i have no clue what is it?
---- nevrmind stupid guess... me slow =) |
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May 30 2004, 07:01 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 4,750 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,581 |
No, the answer is nothing!
Because a rich man needs nothing because he's rich! And if a bum eats nothing he'll surely die! |
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May 30 2004, 10:44 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
theres more to it...
like wut does a poor man have that a rich man doesnt... and i forgot the rest? |
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May 31 2004, 12:48 AM
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 createblog.com Group: Member Posts: 1,127 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 13 |
yeah and what is stronger or more powerful than god
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May 31 2004, 07:46 PM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
QUOTE(GinaDaQueen @ May 31 2004, 12:48 AM) yeah and what is stronger or more powerful than god the will to know there is no god? |
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May 31 2004, 08:10 PM
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 always confused Group: Member Posts: 163 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,228 |
.....the whole thing is
what is greater than god, more evil than the devil.... all poor people have it, the rich people want it and if you eat it you will die |
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Jun 1 2004, 05:30 PM
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i am member numberr 9000 Group: Member Posts: 284 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,000 |
The one I knew was
what does a rich man need, a poor man have, and more powerful than god? |
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Jun 1 2004, 06:44 PM
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 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
...nothing is eviler than the devil?
 I'm confused.
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Jun 1 2004, 09:28 PM
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 pimpalishious Group: Member Posts: 436 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,370 |
It is:
What is more powerful than god. Rich want it. Poor have it. |
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Jun 9 2004, 07:05 AM
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 Serious As A Heart Attack. Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
yeah..i posted this riddle a while ago..its supposed to be...
what is greater than God..more evil than the Devil..the poor have it..the rich need it..and if you eat it you'll die... |
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Jun 10 2004, 10:02 AM
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 ‹(. .)› Group: Official Member Posts: 2,367 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,089 |
kkk new riddle! most of you probably know this one:
Think of words ending in "-gry". "Angry" and "hungry" are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. |
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Jun 10 2004, 12:45 PM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
Language. Three words in "the english language".
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Jun 13 2004, 08:49 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
o.. umm.. ha.
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Jun 14 2004, 10:54 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
so the answer to all of those riddles up there is nothing rite lols
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Jun 14 2004, 11:56 PM
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heres a mind scratcher....3 guys walk into a hotel, the bill is $30...each of them pay 10 dollars to the clerk and go into the hotel room for non sexual reasons....30 minutes later the clerk remembers theres a $5 dollar special so the bill is only $25....he goes back and remembers there are 3 ppl, he takes two dollars and gives the other 3 guys a dollar back. Now if they got a dollar back, that means they paid 9, 9 times 3 is 27, plus 2 dollars in the clerk's pocket makes $29....wheres the other dollar?
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Jun 15 2004, 12:59 AM
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hahaha "non sexual reasons"
i used to know that one but it gets so confusing that i forgot it...but i have a very simple one fore you :ok...a man walks into a bar and asks for a cup of water, so the bar tender pulls a gun on him. he says thank you and walks out...why? hahah i love the simple ones |
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Jun 15 2004, 05:01 PM
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hes got the hiccups i think
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Jun 15 2004, 08:01 PM
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 Prez of Student Council 04/05 Group: Member Posts: 2,888 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 851 |
why would a rich men NEED "nothing" he needs everything? lol
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Jun 15 2004, 08:48 PM
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cuz u can get anything with money
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Jun 18 2004, 11:11 PM
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[QUOTE]kkk new riddle! most of you probably know this one:
Think of words ending in "-gry". "Angry" and "hungry" are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. ok i dont get it. |
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Jun 18 2004, 11:59 PM
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[quote=corizzle20,Jun 18 2004, 9:11 PM] [QUOTE]kkk new riddle! most of you probably know this one:
Think of words ending in "-gry". "Angry" and "hungry" are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. ok i dont get it. [/quote] It's 'language' |
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