creative turn ons, for a guy Options

[sweetheartxo]

sooo, i have a really HOTT guy friend i've known since i was little...and he's the same age as me but lives in a different town. we're very attracted to each other but have never kissed or anything. im going to be visiting him soon...and im planning on seducing him..RAWR lol jk..got any creative ideas? i want to make it the least awkward as possible since ive known him for a long time..

[xKatt]

damn this topic is well, sorta off topic.

yobaka3 do us a favor and shut up. quit trying to play "big man on campus"

Tamacracker you get on peoples nerves. you have great ideas but thats all they are, ideas. stop trying to make it seem like the one and only opinion to follow.

and steve330 thanks for trying to regain some order.

some of you guys really take the fun out of this site...

[pinacoolada]

Regardless, the idea of a woman grabbing some guys crotch just to give him a hint is slutty. I'm not specifically saying, "hey Steve, you're a slut, you skanky meat hole"

It was a joke. Lighten up.

Definitely oblivious to ONLINE sarcasm unless made obvious. On top of that I'm a very serious person with strangers. And I don't sit there and read everyone's posts and try to figure them out.

Keep in mind, majority of this forumboard are just children and teenagers. Our maturities is on a huge scale. At least from a lot of the threads I've been involved in :x

Ok for sure though, I'll stop postin on this thread.

Keep an open mind. Do you seriously think Steve was being serious when he instructed the girl to grab the guy's crotch?
And yeah, sure, this forum is mostly children and teenagers, but some of us are mature enough to see the sarcasm in Steve's post. It looks like you're the immature one for being so uptight about it.

[illriginal]

It was a joke. Lighten up.
Keep an open mind. Do you seriously think Steve was being serious when he instructed the girl to grab the guy's crotch?
And yeah, sure, this forum is mostly children and teenagers, but some of us are mature enough to see the sarcasm in Steve's post. It looks like you're the immature one for being so uptight about it.

I don't post much on this forum, so I don't really know the CBers nor if they're the sarcastic type. Nor do I realize that ever since CB forum has existed that the same topic has been made over and over to the point no one takes them serious. But now that I know, I'll just question them if they're being serious. And maturity level has nothing to do with understanding someone's non-vocal, online sarcasm. Sorry that 100% of my social life is not a forum board, nor online.

[KayleighKins]

Sorry that 100% of my social life is not a forum board, nor online.

And that folks, is sarcasm!

Uhh, nuzzle his face.

[pinacoolada]

Sorry that 100% of my social life is not a forum board, nor online.

Well it isn't. =]
You really shouldn't assume like that you know.

[*superstitious*]

just grab his crotch

If you have boobies, wear a low-cut shirt.

Give him a PEZ dispenser.

[*shotgunFUNERAL*]

Yeah, trying to figure out if someone's being sarcastic on the internet doesn't really work. Unless they make it obvious.

But like I said, regardless of sarcasm or seriousness... it's still disgustingly slutty, skanky, and immoral.

Plus some little girl on this forum board might take you seriously, and do that. Thinking it's normal and everyone does it.

i think we got the point in your first 14 posts that it was
a. skanky
b. slutty
c. immoral
d. skanky
e. slutty
f. immoral
g. skanky
h. slutty
i. immoral

just because it holds true to you doesn't mean that other people don't like it that way. you can think people are slutty, skanky, and immoral all you want, but repeating it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again is not going to change their mind. kthnxbye

[illriginal]

i think we got the point in your first 14 posts that it was
a. skanky
b. slutty
c. immoral
d. skanky
e. slutty
f. immoral
g. skanky
h. slutty
i. immoral

just because it holds true to you doesn't mean that other people don't like it that way. you can think people are slutty, skanky, and immoral all you want, but repeating it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again is not going to change their mind. kthnxbye

Source the repetitive postings.. maybe I'll give a damn

[*shotgunFUNERAL*]

That's pretty slutty... Any man with self respect, morals, and standards would be turned off by that. Unless they plan on making it a one night stand. A girl who's that sexual right off the back, is a skanky meat hole.

Just givin my personal opinion.

Regardless, the idea of a woman grabbing some guys crotch just to give him a hint is slutty. I'm not specifically saying, "hey Steve, you're a slut, you skanky meat hole"

Yeah, trying to figure out if someone's being sarcastic on the internet doesn't really work. Unless they make it obvious.

But like I said, regardless of sarcasm or seriousness... it's still disgustingly slutty, skanky, and immoral.

Plus some little girl on this forum board might take you seriously, and do that. Thinking it's normal and everyone does it.

Ahhh hahahahahaha... what a pathetic human. You're Emo aren't you? Catching Online feelings :(

I don't give a flying fvck about your existence either. You're nothing but another human with soft feelings, your social life is on this forum board. You most likely find men online, you could never go outside and find a relationship, not even a friendship.

What a damn cry baby ho. Gotta be a ho just to get a man too... lol no self respect, no morals, no standards, pathetic.

satisfied, you little f**k?

[*Flair*]

Hahahahaha ... damn, y'all hate this guy. Hahahahaha.

[*shotgunFUNERAL*]

i have nothing against him as he hasn't done anything to me, but seeing every other post say "skanky, slutty, immoral" got kind of old.

[illriginal]

i have nothing against him as he hasn't done anything to me, but seeing every other post say "skanky, slutty, immoral" got kind of old.

You do realize I was being sarcastic right? lol

How does it feel to be a victim of not knowing who the hell is being sarcastic. I know my own posts, I don't have bad memory. You really didn't have to waste your time LOL And I got you angry online too.. goodness you people are fun and easy.

Flair, you'll never get off of it. Flair loves having people jump on it so she can feel part of the gang

[*shotgunFUNERAL*]

you're right, i'm sooooooooo angered at your expense.

Flair, you'll never get off of it. Flair loves having people jump on it so she can feel part of the gang

aren't you like 24? go to a club or something.

[*superstitious*]

Alright, alright. Can we get back to creative turn-ons please?

[xKatt]

I Tamacracker.

Yeah yeah PEZ dispenser, genius!

[*Flair*]

Flair, you'll never get off of it. Flair loves having people jump on it so she can feel part of the gang

Get off of what? Part of which gang?

Ok, I seriously advise you to read my early posts, really. Do you remember our arguments? Good.

[EmoEyelinerx]

That's pretty slutty... Any man with self respect, morals, and standards would be turned off by that. Unless they plan on making it a one night stand. A girl who's that sexual right off the back, is a skanky meat hole.

Just givin my personal opinion.

Just because someone acts slutty doesent automaticly make them a slut, maybe their just doing it for fun.

If you have boobies, wear a low-cut shirt.
Rub some GOOD smelling perfume on your hot spots (wrists, back of neck).
Put some shimmer on your collar bone.
Lightly touch his hands, arms when you're talking to him.
If you're sitting next to him, have body contact at even the knees or legs.
Stretch by arching your back. ;D

Agreed.

Ahhh hahahahahaha... what a pathetic human. You're Emo aren't you? Catching Online feelings :(

I don't give a flying fvck about your existence either. You're nothing but another human with soft feelings, your social life is on this forum board. You most likely find men online, you could never go outside and find a relationship, not even a friendship.

What a damn cry baby ho. Gotta be a ho just to get a man too... lol no self respect, no morals, no standards, pathetic.

Just beacuse she said something doesent make her a emo. Dont you know anything? You dont even know her in real life so how would you even f**king know if she has friends or whatnot in real life? Plus, if you dont give a "flying fvck" about her why do you keep replying to her posts?

[illriginal]

Just because someone acts slutty doesent automaticly make them a slut, maybe their just doing it for fun.
Agreed.
Just beacuse she said something doesent make her a emo. Dont you know anything? You dont even know her in real life so how would you even f**king know if she has friends or whatnot in real life? Plus, if you dont give a "flying fvck" about her why do you keep replying to her posts?

Because my friend, this is America, where I'm posting from. I have the freedom and Liberty to do so. Why do you care? Mind your business :P

lol @ bringing up old posts

[KayleighKins]

Hehehe.

Lol@ indeed.

Eh, I dunno, she makes a good point there. Wanna PM me as to why you think I'm emo or something? It's certainly my business.

And this girl should deff post back to tell us what happened.

[y0urelectrikk]

But really. Throw him against something and kiss him. All that ice, broken.

I mean, seriously, if a guy likes you, why beat around the bush? Seducing is lame, getting what you want is awesome.

totallly agree. :] DOOO IT.

[ReggieM]

well if u beat around the bush thats more adventure for the guy! If you just pounce on him might be less exicting.but im sure it still will be very.

Well what worked for me/against me lol was. girls sitting really close to me like legs touching with pressure.And walk around or in front of him for him to check out your assests.basically just find a way to get close to him without it being uncomfortable.

Proably the only topic related post of this last two pages