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 Jun 11 2004, 04:05 PM
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 i'm too cool 4 school  Group: Member Posts: 752 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,421  |
if ya'll still don't get the 12 into 42 joke it means a 12 yearold goes into(having sex) into a 42 yearold man(Michael Jackson)
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Jun 11 2004, 04:58 PM
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 that's SICK |
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Jun 13 2004, 11:10 AM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
I don't really get it.
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Jun 13 2004, 06:44 PM
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hes just gay lol,but you guys are hella making fun of him,kinda messed up hahahaha
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Jun 13 2004, 07:27 PM
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 Tell your mom that I don't love her anymore Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,659 |
Q. How did Michael Jackson get food posioning?
A. He ate a nine year old weiner. hahahahahahaha lol |
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Dec 8 2005, 04:28 AM
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 because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
*is amused*
but i swearr, it's still sick |
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Dec 8 2005, 08:16 AM
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I know this thread is old, but that joke isn't even remotely funny.
And I love Michael Jackson.
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Dec 8 2005, 11:35 AM
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c[: Group: Member Posts: 2,302 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,876 |
hahahahahha laughing my effing ash off!!! hahahahhaa...thats freaking hilarious...i'm about to cry...lols wow...that made my day a whole lot better...
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Dec 10 2005, 05:23 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
damn...these are REALLY old. who brought another dead topic up again?
 but i have to admit, they're quite amusing. |
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Dec 10 2005, 03:38 PM
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 wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
lol siiiiiiick
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Dec 18 2005, 01:14 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 350 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 49,692 |
Oh, here's a wrong one:
JOKE: What time does Michael Jackson sleep? ANSWER: When the big hand reaches the small hand
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Dec 18 2005, 09:26 PM
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 Jus Sweet Chocolate Group: Member Posts: 739 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 216,959 |
QUOTE(ThePrincessofTKD @ May 23 2004, 2:56 PM) ooh! some michael jackson jokes!!! i got these from someone`s xanga...he`s totally hilarious..     daily michael jackson jokes Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A: From a catalogue. Q: What's Michaels' next movie? A: Honey I Blew the Kid. Q: WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HORSE RACING JOCKEY AND MICHAEL JACKSON. A: A JOCKEY CAN MOUNT 3 YEAR OLDS LEGALLY. Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart? A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !! Q: What do Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan have in common? A: They both play ball in the Minor League. Q: How do we know Michael is guilty? A: Several children have fingered him. Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys! Q: How many times does 12 go into 35? A: Ask Michael Jackson. Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"? A: Two 5 year olds. Michael Jackson went to church and confessed "Forgive me father, for I have sinned with young boys". The priest replied "It's OK, I have done it also." Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a proctologist? A: A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in. Q: What do Michael Jackson and broccoli have in common? A: Both are force fed to little boys. Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson. An engineer, a lawyer and Michael Jackson are all asked the same question, "What is 2+2?". The engineer says, "Well, it is almost 4, but never actually reaches it." The lawyer says. "Hm, case files seem to say it is 4." Then they looked at Michael figuring he would get it wrong, then he said, "That's easy! The age of the boys I like!" Q: Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet? A: Emily d**k in son.  hahahaha oMg all these made me Die! :D too FUNnY! |
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Dec 19 2005, 12:04 AM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
Uhm, gahh.
How nasty. :X |
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Dec 19 2005, 12:19 AM
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 lets cuddle...=) Group: Member Posts: 148 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 215,981 |
hahaha the picture cracks me up...the one where he has big boobs...
what time does micheal jackson go sleep? when the big hand go on the little hand... |
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Dec 19 2005, 02:24 PM
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 Get at me Group: Member Posts: 515 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,964 |
^ u mean twenty......8 year olds not 8.....twenty year olds...
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Dec 22 2005, 03:07 PM
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 I like to fill pill bottles with mints and eat them on the bus.. Group: Member Posts: 233 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 293,534 |
I know one!
This little boy asks his father, "Dad is god a boy or a girl?" The dad responds, "I don't know, I think hes both, maybe." Later the little boy asks, "Dad is god white or black?" The dad responds, "Both, probbally." Later the little boy goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, is god Micheal Jackson?" I don't know, I said I know one, but this one isn't that funny to me. |
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