creative turn ons, for a guy Options

[sweetheartxo]

sooo, i have a really HOTT guy friend i've known since i was little...and he's the same age as me but lives in a different town. we're very attracted to each other but have never kissed or anything. im going to be visiting him soon...and im planning on seducing him..RAWR lol jk..got any creative ideas? i want to make it the least awkward as possible since ive known him for a long time..

[*steve330*]

just grab his crotch

[marzipan]

just grab his crotch

I say, don't push it and do something rash. Basically, don't be too forward. Just get talking to him first, and then when you both get more comfortable with each other, you can flirt more. Pay attention to how he reacts.

[illriginal]

just grab his crotch

That's pretty slutty... Any man with self respect, morals, and standards would be turned off by that. Unless they plan on making it a one night stand. A girl who's that sexual right off the back, is a skanky meat hole.

Just givin my personal opinion.

[marzipan]

That's pretty slutty... Any man with self respect, morals, and standards would be turned off by that. Unless they plan on making it a one night stand. A girl who's that sexual right off the back, is a skanky meat hole.

Just givin my personal opinion.

I think Steve was kidding.
...I think

[illriginal]

I think Steve was kidding.
...I think

Regardless, the idea of a woman grabbing some guys crotch just to give him a hint is slutty. I'm not specifically saying, "hey Steve, you're a slut, you skanky meat hole"

[sweetheartxo]

hahah yeah. wouldnt do that..

[marzipan]

Regardless, the idea of a woman grabbing some guys crotch just to give him a hint is slutty. I'm not specifically saying, "hey Steve, you're a slut, you skanky meat hole"

Yes, I agree with you.

So, sweetheartxo, just remember not to do that.
didn't see your reply...

[sweetheartxo]

it's cool, i was thinking somewhere along the lines of the neck....lol something cute to get his attention

[*steve330*]

Eh, sarcasm and joking is seldom comprehended on the internet, especially if you don't know that person attempting to convey it :(

[KayleighKins]

Eh, sarcasm and joking is seldom comprehended on the internet, especially if you don't know that person attempting to convey it :(

::pat pat::

But really. Throw him against something and kiss him. All that ice, broken.

I mean, seriously, if a guy likes you, why beat around the bush? Seducing is lame, getting what you want is awesome.

[sweetheartxo]

hahaha..i like the way you think

[illriginal]

Eh, sarcasm and joking is seldom comprehended on the internet, especially if you don't know that person attempting to convey it :(

Yeah, trying to figure out if someone's being sarcastic on the internet doesn't really work. Unless they make it obvious.

But like I said, regardless of sarcasm or seriousness... it's still disgustingly slutty, skanky, and immoral.

Plus some little girl on this forum board might take you seriously, and do that. Thinking it's normal and everyone does it.

[*MyMichelle*]

If you have boobies, wear a low-cut shirt.
Rub some GOOD smelling perfume on your hot spots (wrists, back of neck).
Put some shimmer on your collar bone.
Lightly touch his hands, arms when you're talking to him.
If you're sitting next to him, have body contact at even the knees or legs.
Stretch by arching your back. ;D

[sweetheartxo]

lol thanks michelle
and im 17. how old are you?

[*MyMichelle*]

I'm 17 (if that was directed at me) *phew* you're old enough to be attempting these things. I'm glad you're not, like, 11. haha

Yeah, trying to figure out if someone's being sarcastic on the internet doesn't really work. Unless they make it obvious.

But like I said, regardless of sarcasm or seriousness... it's still disgustingly slutty, skanky, and immoral.

Plus some little girl on this forum board might take you seriously, and do that. Thinking it's normal and everyone does it.

That's how I got Steven.

[sweetheartxo]

brownsugar asked, i think she was trying to see if i was a little girl or something but thats cool your the same age

and thats funny lol..i will def keep that in mind

[illriginal]

I'm 17 (if that was directed at me) *phew* you're old enough to be attempting these things. I'm glad you're not, like, 11. haha
That's how I got Steven.

lol Sucks for you. No disrespect of course :D

But if you're happy together, good job

Righteousness oppose me, wicked women don't approach me

I am a player-hater... so?, Greg Nelson couldn't coach me :P

[KayleighKins]

Plus some little girl on this forum board might take you seriously, and do that. Thinking it's normal and everyone does it.

OH NOES. But seriously, if people are that easily swayed then she probably would have done it without Steve saying anything.

Quick tip: Don't take anything Steve says seriously, ever.

lol Sucks for you. No disrespect of course :D

....I think she was also kidding.

And if she wasn't than more power to her. Just because a woman is comfortable with her sexuality, and understands her need for it, doesn't make her a whore. She was going to ger her man no matter what.

And guess what? She got him.

Whores don't want men, they just want cum.

[illriginal]

OH NOES. But seriously, if people are that easily swayed then she probably would have done it without Steve saying anything.

Quick tip: Don't take anything Steve says seriously, ever.
....I think she was also kidding.

And if she wasn't than more power to her. Just because a woman is comfortable with her sexuality, and understands her need for it, doesn't make her a whore. She was going to ger her man no matter what.

And guess what? She got him.

Whores don't want men, they just want cum.

That's your justifiable answer? It's ok to act like a whore to get the man you want, as long as it's about love and not just his penis?

If all women find that as a justifiable answer, I'd just forget the serious relationship junk, create my ho team, and make them all my meat holes.

Meh nevermind, I'll unsubscribe.

[*steve330*]

Lol you'll find that the relationship forum is the most repetitive shit on this forum. It's hard to give straight answers on here :) And you're, no offense, oblivious to sarcasm it would seem.

*sigh*

For real advice, you might want to ask Kryogenix. He gives straight up answers all the time, no f**king around. Plus word has it he invented photoshop and is a leading advocate of Al Gore.

[KayleighKins]

That's your justifiable answer? It's ok to act like a whore to get the man you want, as long as it's about love and not just his penis?

If all women find that as a justifiable answer, I'd just forget the serious relationship junk, create my ho team, and make them all my meat holes.

Meh nevermind, I'll unsubscribe.

Yeah really. What I'm saying is, "f**k YOU. IF I WANT PENIS NOW I'M GETTING PENIS NOW, AND THAT MAKES ME LESS THAN A WHORE, MORE LIKE A WOMAN WITH NEEDS WHO ISN'T AFRAID TO TAKE CONTROL."

I don't like how you act. Every time I see you post it pisses me off. You come off like a flirtatious jackass and tell small children that your disgusted with them, post long posts, and then bitch at me for posting them back. And your lame siggi with your bullshit 9/11 movies.

I'VE WATCHED THEM. THEY ARE STILL BULLSHIT.

I don't give a shit where your from sir, I don't care how you were raised, I don't care where you want to live, I don't care if you can't understand the internet, and I don't give three flying fucks if you want to be a sexist pig, but do not talk to me so disrespectfully.

Yes. Leave please. kthnks

[illriginal]

Lol you'll find that the relationship forum is the most repetitive shit on this forum. It's hard to give straight answers on here :) And you're, no offense, oblivious to sarcasm it would seem.

*sigh*

Definitely oblivious to ONLINE sarcasm unless made obvious. On top of that I'm a very serious person with strangers. And I don't sit there and read everyone's posts and try to figure them out.

Keep in mind, majority of this forumboard are just children and teenagers. Our maturities is on a huge scale. At least from a lot of the threads I've been involved in :x

Ok for sure though, I'll stop postin on this thread.

[*steve330*]

Just sayin, you'll get tired of giving decent advice. I used to respond with seriousness to these threads, but it would seem no one reads responses and questions that have been posted in the past to see if the answer to their question lies there.

edit: Acting like a whore doesn't make you a whore. I'm not condoning acting like a whore, but some people do it for kicks and are far from whores.

[KayleighKins]

Just sayin, you'll get tired of giving decent advice. I used to respond with seriousness to these threads, but it would seem no one reads responses and questions that have been posted in the past to see if the answer to their question lies there.

True that, lol.