how many of you guys, get morning wood? |
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 Jun 7 2007, 07:45 PM
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QUOTE(steve330 @ Jun 6 2007, 10:25 PM)  ^did they at least touch you? I'm a girl. Do you mean did my guy friend touch a girl? My old best friend sat on his lap because she's a slutty tease. QUOTE(Chicago @ Jun 7 2007, 08:43 PM) ahh, every morning.. putting on my pants is getting difficult! My ex boyfriend used to angle it up and it would stick out of his pants. He would hide it behind his shirt. It made me laugh :D |
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Jun 17 2007, 07:48 AM
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Only when I have to use the bathroom.. lol
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Jun 19 2007, 09:06 PM
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QUOTE(MrElsewhere @ May 27 2007, 07:26 PM) Goes away after I pee. I heard it's your body's way of keeping you from peeing your bed. If you have an erection, it's supposed to close off the tube leading to your bladder or something. Works both ways. Also don't want pee coming out when erm. yeah. |
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Jun 20 2007, 10:47 PM
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Okay. Wtfudge is morning wood!?!?
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Jun 20 2007, 10:50 PM
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Its basically when a guy wakes up after sleeping and has an erection. It doenst mean you had some erotic dream, it just happens. It goes away after a few minutes usually.
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Jun 24 2007, 04:47 PM
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Goshh I hate mornin wood I have 2 wait like thirty minutes 2 get up and play halo because it gets in the way of things LOL
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Jun 24 2007, 04:50 PM
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I guess thiers sumthin a man cant hide lol
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Jun 24 2007, 04:55 PM
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^you can always tuck it up :)
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Jun 25 2007, 02:55 PM
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HATE it.
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Jun 25 2007, 04:16 PM
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its gr8 i have the bath room right next door so most ppl dnt see it!! plus no one coems 2 wake me up unless im l8! then its a problem
theres alos the fit-girl-sits-on-ya-lap-wood-!!!!! my thats embarresing!! it was like bugger here it comes urm excuse me need toiulet lol!!! ! |
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Jun 26 2007, 10:06 PM
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omg yeah it sucks when you wake up for school
and you cant put on your pants until it gous away haha |
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Jun 28 2007, 07:00 PM
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Honestly, minimum one day out of a week. We have our special day, we call "sexors day" :D
Sometimes two days out of a week. Now as far as how many times in each of those days... most of the time 2 times, sometimes 3 times. You're probably callin me a bullshitter, if so... go to a Whole Food store or a vitamin shop like GNC... and buy Yohimbe/Yohimbine. Take 2 pills 30 minutes before your fun with your lady... and taaadaaaa natural viagra from mother nature herself :P |
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Jun 28 2007, 07:03 PM
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It happens to me a lot. It's ok though because my penis is so small it is hard to notice.
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Jun 29 2007, 01:06 AM
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QUOTE(veryfeminine @ Jun 28 2007, 07:03 PM) It happens to me a lot. It's ok though because my penis is so small it is hard to notice. uh, like we really need to kno if you have a small dick. no offense |
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Jun 30 2007, 10:51 AM
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QUOTE(steve330 @ Jun 24 2007, 05:55 PM) ^you can always tuck it up :) Depends how big it is.Because if its not small at all,try tucking it.effin hurts when you try to walk.Its like pissing out a baby.I did that one morning to hide it from the fed ex lady.I was bending my legs and squinting.she asked if i had down syndrome
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Jul 2 2007, 07:32 PM
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Yeah. Just about everyday..
Ugh. 
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Jul 2 2007, 08:35 PM
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my roommate in college used to tell me about how id be sleeping and my sheets would just begin to rise outta nowhere...
he would sometimes wake me up if he was bringing his girl over and ask me to turn over or something |
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Jul 2 2007, 09:02 PM
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i get it at night too.
i don't know why it's random |
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Jul 4 2007, 01:36 PM
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I slept over my girlfriends house one time and forgot I was there in the morning so when I got up from downstairs to go say goodmorning to her and her folks and noticed I had "morning wood" lol funniest thing because someone was headed towards me so I had to hurry back to the room.
A good method to put on jeans, push it down then pull your jeans up =) |
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Jul 5 2007, 03:19 PM
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It usually happens when I wake up sleeping on my stomach... Then the girl sitting on your lap one sucks you have to adjust your legs or something... Lol from afar looks like you have hemorrhoids or someshit. Walking in dress pants is impossible and if you try to make it unnoticeable you have to walk like Frankenstein -.-
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Jul 7 2007, 12:23 AM
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QUOTE(hosing @ Jul 5 2007, 01:19 PM) It usually happens when I wake up sleeping on my stomach... Then the girl sitting on your lap one sucks you have to adjust your legs or something... Lol from afar looks like you have hemorrhoids or someshit. Walking in dress pants is impossible and if you try to make it unnoticeable you have to walk like Frankenstein -.- that's one of my greatest fears. |
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Jul 7 2007, 03:03 AM
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 people are wrong. women ARE objects. Group: Member Posts: 189 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 540,281 |
i'll make a joke out of it andj ust be like
hey look i have a boner I V |
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Jul 7 2007, 03:04 AM
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people are wrong. women ARE objects. Group: Member Posts: 189 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 540,281 |
bitches never catch on too, like is he serious or not ;) KEEP EM ON THEM TOES
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Jul 7 2007, 09:48 AM
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^Please dont double post.
EDIT.EDIT.EDIT. |
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Jul 8 2007, 10:06 PM
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QUOTE(FlyinRyan874 @ Jun 20 2007, 10:50 PM) Its basically when a guy wakes up after sleeping and has an erection. It doenst mean you had some erotic dream, it just happens. It goes away after a few minutes usually. Ohh, I see. Its actually kinda funny seeing guys trying to hide boners. I've seen alot of guys trying to hide them at the pools. Haha
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