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AimeeLynn
post Jun 1 2007, 05:48 PM
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Wow, today was weird. I was walking with my friends than this guy said to me "oooh, that shake looks good." but I was holding an ice coffee and said "yeah, it taste good, too." Then after that my friend said "he wasn't talking about your drink". I was confused knowing its not a shake. Then my friend said "He was talking about your ass." hahaha.

Did that ever happen to you that you didn't know someone said pick up line and responded weird?
Do you like it when guys do that?
 
SarahxJoy
post Jun 1 2007, 05:58 PM
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I have a friend who was in one of my classe (he's graduating this year), and they were sooo funny. He came with them right ont he spot, but I don't remember too much of them because it's been a while.

I remember earlier this year on a rainy day, some guy came into my classroom to give something to my teacher, and he was just hanging out there for a bit, talking w/ his friend. He came up to me when I was about to go outside to get a drink from the water fountain, and he said, "Wait! Don't go outside." Me: "Why..?" Him: "Because sugar melts when it gets wet."

Then I responded: "Oh, well good thing I'm diabetic," and turned to leave. I could hear behind me that my friends were laughing at him a bit, and he asked, "What's diabetic?" rolleyes.gif

I think it would have had more of a humorous impact if he knew what it was, but it was still funny either way. Dunno if that counts as an awkward response, I usually ignore pick-up lines if someone is actually trying to use one on me.
 
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post Jun 1 2007, 06:39 PM
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^ROFL
"Because sugar melts when it gets wet."

wow.
 
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post Jun 1 2007, 10:14 PM
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My friend was at... somehwere I forget where and she went to spit out her gum and then this guy that likes her put his hand out and caught the gum before popping it into his mouth. She was disgusted but looked at him and said, "There's no more flavor." He remarked, "I go the flavor of you." While rubbing her arm. tongue.gif
 
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post Jun 2 2007, 06:18 PM
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pick up lines have never been used on me biggrin.gif hehehe... I probably wouldn't even know what half of em meant!
 
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post Jun 2 2007, 06:40 PM
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Lmao. laugh.gif "Sugar MELTS when it gets wet," huh? That's not technically true. rolleyes.gif Haha.
 
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post Jun 2 2007, 07:58 PM
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Is your daddy a baker, cuz you have some nice buns!


BAHAHAHA!
 
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post Jun 2 2007, 08:14 PM
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I've used this on guys before,
not neccesarily trying to pick them up,
just having a good time.

"Are those space pants?
Cause your butt is out of this world!"

I occasionally proceed to smack it.

The reaction is not so much awkward,
as either hilarious, or "bow chica wow wow"...


rolleyes.gif
 
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post Jun 2 2007, 10:50 PM
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ewww i hate pick up lines! >< lol. when we first met Thuan used some on me. let's see if i can remember any. they were so lame i didn't even BOTHER to remember..haha ;) ehh i don't remember them! :\ haha. i'll have to ask him later tonight. lol. they were pretty darn lame though.
 
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post Jun 12 2007, 07:25 PM
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no wun has used a pick up line but i love this wun line:

Excuse me i dont have a library card but do u mind if i check you out?
 
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post Jun 12 2007, 07:31 PM
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No one's ever directed any lame pick-up lines at me before, but, a boy in my Art clas last year walked up to one of my friends (a lot of guys hit on her) and actually used the line "Do you have a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them".He was being completely serious too!I was standing right there and I didn't even believe it.My friend just laughed and walked away.
 
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post Jun 13 2007, 02:44 AM
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The only time I can remember a guy trying to seriously use a pick up line on me, was when I was a sophomore, and he was like, "Hey Rachell, do you know Karate?" And, of course I was like, "Wtf, no". And he was all, "Ohh, cause your body is kickin'!"

The lamest thing I'd ever heard. But, I laughed.
 
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post Jun 13 2007, 05:23 AM
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post Jun 13 2007, 06:39 AM
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LOL Yeah, like they said this ghetto pick up line, and I didn't know it was a pick up line and I thought they were serious.
And I forgot what he said. But I'll get back to ya when I remember. thumbsup.gif
 
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post Jun 14 2007, 11:13 AM
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Can someone close this topic their are already TONS of topics about pickup lines.
 
AimeeLynn
post Jun 14 2007, 02:27 PM
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^ I'm asking if you encountered by one and responded weirdly. _dry.gif
Read the question above.
 
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post Jun 14 2007, 06:28 PM
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HILARIOUS. OMMMMAGAHH...*GIGGLES XD.gif
 
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post Jun 14 2007, 06:43 PM
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Today::
When I have to be at work at 10am I have to go in through a side door. So here I am buzzing the buzzer so that I can get in and this guy drives up and says that I have something on my pants. So I look behind and I cant find anything and he keeps saying that its on my pants and I look at him weird and he makes a gesture towards my behind and hes like you got alllll of that.
i was like jacka**.
I hate it when people refer to my booty like that. I am a faired skinned female and I've been told that I have a very well endowed booty for a fair skinned female. So basically I have junk in my trunk.
But I try not to flaunt it. I'm more of a sweatpants kinda girl.
 
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post Jun 14 2007, 07:47 PM
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i rarely use pick up lines
there way too cheesy

if a girl ever used a pick up line on me,
id walk away
 
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post Jun 15 2007, 11:04 AM
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QUOTE(stolen @ Jun 14 2007, 03:27 PM) *
^ I'm asking if you encountered by one and responded weirdly. _dry.gif
Read the question above.


Yeah I know, their are tons of topics that ask the same thing.
 
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post Jun 16 2007, 09:26 AM
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I've never had a pickup line directed at me..thank goodness. Most of the time I'm with my family, so it would be wierd. I've had guys like whistle and hoot and crap before. The first time was when I was like in 6th grade, and this guy driving by starts screaming and calling me a hottie and my mom's like "wtf he must think you're cute"

then the most recent one was when this guy driving some village car/truck started to honk their horn and crud.

then the funniest one was when this guy was driving, and i was walking to the bus stop, and he kept driving looking at me, and he swerved into the next lane with oncoming traffic. haha.


yeah not pickup lines though. I'm too much of a "good girl" to get talken like that at. lol
 
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post Jun 16 2007, 09:56 AM
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post Jun 17 2007, 09:57 AM
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QUOTE(concreteangel @ Jun 14 2007, 05:43 PM) *
Today::
When I have to be at work at 10am I have to go in through a side door. So here I am buzzing the buzzer so that I can get in and this guy drives up and says that I have something on my pants. So I look behind and I cant find anything and he keeps saying that its on my pants and I look at him weird and he makes a gesture towards my behind and hes like you got alllll of that.
i was like jacka**.
I hate it when people refer to my booty like that. I am a faired skinned female and I've been told that I have a very well endowed booty for a fair skinned female. So basically I have junk in my trunk.
But I try not to flaunt it. I'm more of a sweatpants kinda girl.


So what you're trying to say is you're white with a booty. Okay, got it.
 
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post Aug 16 2007, 04:47 PM
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haha i like this one.

Did it hurt???

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When you fell from heaven?

it's geeky but cute lol.
 
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post Aug 16 2007, 10:05 PM
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When a chick walks into a room, Here Comes Sunshine.
My friend did that and hes been in a relantionship for about two years.
 

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