pee: part II Options

[RPS13T]

pfft who cares? if you piss loud

[faithin_felix]

My aunt made my guy cousin pee sitting down because the pee went splattering everywhere (so gross!)...is that even possible? He was like 17 or something lol.

17? splatter everywhere

Roll on floor laugh my BEEP ass off! hahhahahaha, this topic is the best. girls giggling when seon ho came out, hahhahhaha.

[Luster Soldier]

Lol my aim is really good so I can aim at the white parts and don't make much sound. Avoid the puddle of water.

[zim]

Flush as you pee and if you're pee outlasts the flush, flush again to drown out the sound.

it works!!!!! i do this all the time

[fiji_kid]

Flush as you pee and if you're pee outlasts the flush, flush again to drown out the sound.

i also have done that alot of time....

[*krnxswat*]

Sometimes when I pee, it comes out in two directions. Like one would be coming out to the left, and the other to the right. I get confused at which to AIM, and eventually end up peeing on the floor.

[Blueiyzboy]

Sometimes when I pee, it comes out in two directions. Like one would be coming out to the left, and the other to the right. I get confused at which to AIM, and eventually end up peeing on the floor.

LMAO!!! OMG... you make it seem like you dont care! Hell with it! we need to show a re-volt! Leave the seat up and PEE ON THE FLOOR!!!

[SilverInandescen...]

*** 19 things to do in the bathroom stall***


1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May
I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a
bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe
into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. that'll b funny

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the
stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy!!" <----That is hilarious!

11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"LMAO!

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet
paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops,
could you kick that back over here, pleas! eh?

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I
gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your
"Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent
stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can
see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" lol, the only thing is...that'll c u too!

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

I know for a fact that my guyfriend did this. Because my other guyfriend taped him. You guys should read what you have written. I was laughing for 20mintues straight!!!

[MrElsewhere]

perhaps u hav ur fly open :-p jk!

*** 19 things to do in the bathroom stall***


1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May
I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a
bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe
into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. that'll b funny

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the
stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy!!" <----That is hilarious!

11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"LMAO!

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet
paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops,
could you kick that back over here, pleas! eh?

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I
gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your
"Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent
stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can
see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" lol, the only thing is...that'll c u too!

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

LMAO!!!!! i mite do sum of dose thingz...but a lotta dem r fo gurls..

[DavidxN]

lmao that was hilarious

[XaZnX07]

perhaps u hav ur fly open :-p jk!

*** 19 things to do in the bathroom stall***


1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May
I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a
bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe
into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly. that'll b funny

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the
stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy!!" <----That is hilarious!

11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"LMAO!

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet
paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops,
could you kick that back over here, pleas! eh?

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I
gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your
"Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent
stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can
see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" lol, the only thing is...that'll c u too!

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

OMG still laughing from some of that stuff lols so funny hahah thats a good one especially the peanut butter one hahaha man

:tony:

[rOckThISshYt]

lol. i don't know. it just... is. lol.

[thundashok]

yea. you should pee like right above water level. my friend turned on the fan once and everyone was laughing at him cause they thought he was taking a dump.

[LatinaLady]

oh goodness you guys are just wierd a topic on peeing loud. very interesting

[someflipguy]

Its a natural thing don't be ashamed to pee and make noises...

I know I do expecially if I was holding it for a long time...

I be like "OH yes...thats feels so much better...whooo" haha

[eboarder2020]

LOL.... WHO cares... By the right of our manlyhood we are kings of the bathroom by default... LOL... You have the right to make loud sounds in the BR.

[greeneggs]

HAHAH u people r so funny =]

[*lolita kitty*]

OMFG YLL CRACK ME UP!! *boys are interesting* *on the floor laughin* HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

[JlIaTMK]

i pee on my face

[xpinkiexswearx]

i pee on my face

lol wthell. yeah i bet any normal guy would do that

[Boricuahh_Mamii]

just pee slow...that should b quieter..

[hammerpike]

This topic is funny...i juz aim above the water lvl

[MrElsewhere]

just pee slow...that should b quieter..

how does one pee slow?

[hammerpike]

how does one pee slow?

ya, i was wondering bout tat...

[Boricuahh_Mamii]

umm..u just let it go slowly..unless u been holding it in for a really long time..then ull end up peeing fast which makes more noise...get me??