Monty Python, Favorite Quotes? |
| *steve330* |
 Jun 4 2007, 02:52 PM
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I'm sure a ton of y'all have seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail or some of the others, favorite quotes?
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis... [french soldier regarding holy grail] We've already got one! Tis a lovely pile of filth! On second thought, let's not go to Camelot, tis a silly place! All the tis but a scratch/flesh wound lines while fighting black knight |
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Jun 4 2007, 03:34 PM
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 oooh yeah.  Group: Member Posts: 1,333 Joined: Feb 2006 Member No: 376,533 |
OMG, do not get me started with the Monty Python quotes.
"We are the knights who say NI!" "Gather ye dead. I'm not dead. I'm quite all right; I think I'll take a walk." "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" "I fart in your general direction!" I could go on. |
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| *steve330* |
Jun 4 2007, 03:39 PM
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Me too but I wanted to save quotes for others :D
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Jun 4 2007, 04:25 PM
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 show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
"It's only a flesh wound!"
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Jun 4 2007, 05:05 PM
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 hai, Im Philjay Group: Member Posts: 922 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 520,964 |
QUOTE(radhikaeatsraman @ Jun 4 2007, 04:34 PM)  "We are the knights who say NI!" love that one hahaha |
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Jun 4 2007, 06:01 PM
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 d@niel Group: Member Posts: 1,267 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,453 |
ive never really watched monty python...i saw little bits of it, but not very much...is it really that funny?
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| *steve330* |
Jun 4 2007, 06:13 PM
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yes
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| *alovesopure* |
Jun 4 2007, 06:16 PM
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QUOTE(steve330 @ Jun 4 2007, 03:52 PM) Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...  yesss!"Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth." - Tim <33 "Well, she turned me into a newt! ... I got better." |
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| *steve330* |
Jun 4 2007, 06:21 PM
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Ah yes the newt line :D
Also love the holy hand gernade of antioch! |
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Jun 4 2007, 06:25 PM
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^ Hahaha yes, the holy hand gernade is amazinggg.
Jeeez, now I wanna watch Monty python badly. Ahhh, I shall do so later. |
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Jun 4 2007, 06:50 PM
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 Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
QUOTE(oh_flardnarf @ Jun 4 2007, 05:25 PM) "It's only a flesh wound!" Legendary quote.I actually haven't watched out the whole thing. I'm going to have to do that sometime in the near future. |
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| *steve330* |
Jun 4 2007, 06:56 PM
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Even better is "Tis but a scratch!" when he lost his first arm.
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Jun 4 2007, 07:02 PM
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oooh yeah. Group: Member Posts: 1,333 Joined: Feb 2006 Member No: 376,533 |
OMG, and crossing the bridge!
"STOP! What is your name? Sir Robin. What is your favorite color? Well, purple. No, YELLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! *falls down the trap*" 
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Jun 4 2007, 07:59 PM
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"He killed my auntie!"
 "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" "Just use a strand of tree bark!" |
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| *steve330* |
Jun 5 2007, 03:27 PM
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Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Who made you king!? I certainly didn't vote for you. .. You don't vote for a king! |
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Jun 5 2007, 06:58 PM
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oooh yeah. Group: Member Posts: 1,333 Joined: Feb 2006 Member No: 376,533 |
^Help! I'm being repressed! I'm being repressed!
How can a 5 ounce sparrow carry a one pound coconut? And how did we get through this thread without mentioning THE KILLER BUNNY? |
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| *steve330* |
Jun 5 2007, 08:23 PM
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^perhaps it was an African swallow.
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Jun 5 2007, 09:24 PM
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"he killed my auntie!"
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Jul 15 2007, 09:05 PM
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oooh yeah. Group: Member Posts: 1,333 Joined: Feb 2006 Member No: 376,533 |
OMG remember the girls in the model castle?
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| *MyMichelle* |
Jul 15 2007, 10:32 PM
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QUOTE(radhikaeatsraman @ Jun 4 2007, 03:34 PM) "I fart in your general direction!" This made me Giggle Out Loud |
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Jul 16 2007, 08:36 PM
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 grene bean Group: Member Posts: 10 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 545,954 |
ooh oooh!
definitely the Knights of Ni! bit aaand the Frenchman bit. aaaaaand That bit where he's fighting that guy who keeps challenging him and has chopped off all his limbs!! eheheheh!!! i lufff Holy Grail
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