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Kids say the darnest thing, ~!@#$%^&*
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post Jun 10 2004, 02:50 PM
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O !!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it is H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!
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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!
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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
STUDENT: A teacher
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SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
 
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post Jun 10 2004, 02:53 PM
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lol i've heard people say those before!

LOL

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btw how did you get that cool clock in your sig?
 
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post Jun 10 2004, 04:48 PM
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TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!


YAY! the best one
 
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post Jun 10 2004, 04:56 PM
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laugh.gif they're all funny

wait wasn't there a show called kids say the darnest things??
 
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post Jun 11 2004, 12:29 AM
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these are cute i love them did anyone see that show by bill cosby that was funny
 
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post Jun 11 2004, 09:28 AM
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awww haha those are cute and funny .. =]
 
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post Jun 11 2004, 05:01 PM
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hIlArIoUs! Very funny! But I didn't get the first one. O.o
 
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post Jun 11 2004, 06:50 PM
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haha thats funny!!! i used to love that show on nick at nite!!!!! happy.gif
 
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post Jun 11 2004, 06:53 PM
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QUOTE(xislandxstylex @ Jun 10 2004, 4:48 PM)
YAY! the best one

hahah yup yup!!
 
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post Jun 11 2004, 07:06 PM
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SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.


haha sounds like me laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 11 2004, 10:00 PM
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LOL!! The school on is funnyy =)
 
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post Jun 12 2004, 05:27 PM
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haha, tats funny.
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SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
i should try that 1 day
 
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post Jun 12 2004, 05:28 PM
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hahaha funny laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 12 2004, 05:28 PM
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ahah that show is hilarious..
 
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post Jun 12 2004, 05:34 PM
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LOL i saw some of that the teacher part... almost last part one newais funny good times^^
 
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post Jun 12 2004, 05:38 PM
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!


^ cute. Very. laugh.gif

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post Jun 12 2004, 05:47 PM
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haha man thas funni
 
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post Jun 12 2004, 09:32 PM
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I WANNA TRY!
My teachers would yell at me. _dry.gif
 
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post Jun 12 2004, 09:42 PM
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pfft. School's almost over. I should try that on the last day of school. HAHHA.
 
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post Jun 13 2004, 01:07 AM
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hahaha..classic..heard some before..yet i still love em
 
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post Jun 13 2004, 11:01 AM
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lmao. laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 26 2004, 04:14 PM
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oh..that's great!
 
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post Jun 26 2004, 07:02 PM
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ha ha ha ha kids do say the darndest things...._smile.gif
 
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post Jun 26 2004, 11:16 PM
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No more school! biggrin.gif
 
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post Jun 27 2004, 12:55 AM
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lol! i like the last one.
 
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