Here's a question for ya' Options

[bat19]

I want you to go to your bathroom mirror and just stare into your own eyes. Clear your mind and stare into your own eyes. Don't focus on your reflection, don't focus on anything, keep your mind blank. Realize this will be the closest thing to peace you will ever know. Life is chaotic, people die by accident, on purpose, or just die everyday. The world is full of Apathetic fucks who are too selfish to realize what they do to real people. Now here is what you do next. Still looking in the mirror? Good. Okay, here's what to do.
*Edit: I've never gone back and edited the first post before. The only reason I do it now is to properly explain the point or what the point of this post became, which is a listing of blatant stereotypes and goofs on people you know or don't like or are friends with. I know almost all the people I've listed so far which makes it much easier to mock them. haha. But don't use names I guess or it'd be considered bashing to some extent.:Finish*

• Emo: Cut your wrists, you have no life so end it stupid. Seriously, you complain that no one cares about you, try caring about others. Stop being selfish.
• Gangster: Please, please, please run into the middle of traffic or rush headfirst into a gunfight, or snort lots of cocaine, just do something so I won;t see your punk ass on the street.
• Hoes: Just take care of your kids bitches. Otherwise they grow into the men who f**ked you and left.
• Christians: Try to love a little more.
• Manic Depressive Schizo's: STOP TELLING ME YOUR f**king PROBLEMS, I DON'T CARE AT ALL! Seek help you fucko's.
• Elitists: Hmm, smirk all you want you self-loving dipshit, I couldnt give a rat's ass who painted a cambells can or wrote a song that was on the radio in 1973.
• Crazy Soccer Mom's Living Vicariously Through Their Children: Great job raising your kids. Don;t be suprised when they drop your ass in a nursing home.

Now, if anyone has any more they would like to add, please feel free.

[bat19]

its not poetry. its a proclamation of my love for you.

I'm sorry, but I don't think it would work out. You are a Goth/Emo sociopath with a very bleak outlook on life who needs professional help and I'm, well, I'm not. Maybe you'd be better off with a Fallout Boy poster or an AFI wristband.

I honestly believe that everyone who falls into the stereotype of emo will one day snap out of it.

One can only hope sweetie. And to continue with the original point of this post:

• Anti-Bush Supporters: Okay, we f**kin get it, no one likes Bush anymore. I'd like to ride the bus or sit in a restaraunt without having to hear a group of them all saying the same thing. Decisions are made by more than one person, at least bring up some other people once in a while. Keep it fresh baby, keep it fresh.
• Goths: The only group in my mind worse than Gangsters and Emos. Fortunately they arent around as much, but every now and then a group will pop up with their spiked necklaces and their pierced everything bragging about the new sword they just bought.
• Anime Freaks: Holy shit, get a life. At the very least, put down the "Hentai" and pick up a Playboy, or just use your imagination. It's a sad day for all men when they jerk off to cartoons and drawings.
• Veagans: What is the point of not eating any animal produced foods. They don't care. We don't eat the ones who are intelligent enough to care. There are no dumber animals than chickens and turkeys and cows and pigs, and they're all so delicious. This is meant for all the animal activists, psychotic about pigeons Veagans, not the ones who do it for health reasons.

[Jeng]

I'm none of the above to far, I actually don't know what I'd be considered under.

[deplorable]

oh shit, im a vegetarian and not vegan... i m getting excused from one of your rants and annoying discriminating posts. damn. i was looking foreward to it allll day :D

oohh. i have one to add to the list.

-The Abominable C-Pillar - oh my god, cant this person get a life?
Worse than those who jerk off to hentai, this creature jerks off to his so called witty comments. we know what hes doing right now. :D

lol

[*steve330*]

Nonchalants - Go be not in someone else's way elsewhere! We know you're indifferent about things, but we don't want to hear you not babble any longer! All you do is leave people alone and start nothing. WTF!

[PuppyChan]

No you are not! I know your true colours. Juu ish vwery evil. And you know it!

Whaaa? Me evil? Now do you really think that? *teehee*

[xiloveyou4lyfx]

Haters - Stop hating so much, if your so much better then dont talk to us lames.

Haha. Okay, thats lame but yea.

[*Libertie*]

MIDDLE AGED MEN PRETENDING TO BE 18 YEAR OLD GIRLS ON THE INTERNET TRYING TO CYBER: GO SCREW YOUR MOTHERS.

deplorable - Hi, you're cool. XD

If you say you don't belong to any of those groups, is that really just a form of self-love? Huh. Just a thought.

[*Intercourse.*]

I honestly believe that everyone who falls into the stereotype of emo will one day snap out of it. Telling them to will not speed up the process, it usually does the reverse.

And I think we all need to live a lil' more , but I will keep that in mind.

Eh agree completely. I think its just a stage that most 7th- 9th grades fall under to because their changing a lot during that time and trying harder and harder to get accepted and with attention you get accepted and noticed and well cutting your wrists and acting all depressed seems to capture a lot of people attention for you to waste their time and make you feel better about yourself. Extremely selfish and when they get older to realize what they're doing they'll grow out of it.

lets hope anyway



deplorable - I didn't bother to read anymore of Jeremy and your rants on and on, but I did read on where you said something along the lines that Jeremy thought his rep would get ruined on this site? Yea I don't think he cares to much, and you do sound a bit selfish from your first posts in this thread.

Veagans: What is the point of not eating any animal produced foods. They don't care. We don't eat the ones who are intelligent enough to care. There are no dumber animals than chickens and turkeys and cows and pigs, and they're all so delicious. This is meant for all the animal activists, psychotic about pigeons Veagans, not the ones who do it for health reasons.

Vegans, Jeremy
My uncle got all over me about just thinking about turning vegetarian. He says God made all animals to be killed for humans survival. Although on the other hand I just see if God made all the animals to be eaten I don't think they should have to go through the cruelty they go under at slaughter houses and get forced fed to get fat or have to take growth hormones and get so heavy that chickens end up having their legs broken from to much weight. Or having defenseless animals hanged by their legs to have their heads cut off or to be skinned alive. But Of course I was only turning vegan for the health benefits. xD

[bat19]

haha. I took a break for a day and come back to friends bashing me. lol. Libertie? Eh tu, Holly?

Then again it could be possible I misinterpreted the posts and you were actually supporting my claims(I think I understood yours Holly. haha). If it would please the readers I'll list what groups I belong to.

Haters - Stop hating so much, if your so much better then dont talk to us lames.

I unfortunately fall under this category. I don't like the fact that I don't like most things, I just simply cannot find enjoyment or interest out of most things. One of the biggest examples that I usually debate with friends is how incredibly bad the Spiderman movies are. All of them, horrible wastes of money that people eat up. Morons.

• Tool Heads: The new "Dead Heads," these people are vast in amount yet hidden out of sight for some reason. I'm talking about people who like the band Tool. I guarantee you could ask a group of people you probably see every day and at least one of them is an avid Tool Fan. I've built friendships on this basis alone, it's friggin weird.
• Lazy Assholes: These people wake up at 11 in the morning, do nothing most of the day, travel to work on a bus because they're too lazy to get a car, then ask to leave work early so they can go home and sleep.
• Headphone Enthusiasts: People who must wear headphones at all times thereby removing themselves from any social juncture they would have to cross and eliminating the need to pay attention to what is happening around them.
• Exaggerators: People who exaggerate everything they say to the point where they begin to believe the exaggeration.

Hmm...well, that sucks. On with the point of discussion.

• White Trash: I understand that yes, you're poor, but don't f**kin enjoy it you assholes. How about trying to better yourself instead of stewing in your wife-beater and acid-washed jeans that you havent cleaned in a month while you shotgun the last beer out of a 24 pack, you greasy scumbags.
• Black Trash: You're just as bad motherf**kers. Instead of teaching your kids the proper way to mug a senior citizen, show them how to read a book. Of course you'd need to own one first. Bastards.
• British People: To be honest, it's not your fault you sound soooo goddamn annoying. I understand you created the language, we perfected it(haha, very debatable). You created Acting, we perfected it. Its "soccer" you pricks. And stop hating America, we helped you assholes in WW2.

Well, that's all I can think of for right now.

[Mystic Eyes]

Whaaa? Me evil? Now do you really think that? *teehee*

Gah! ok, your not evil, I was trying to make it like you were but I can't deny it anymore, your soo gorgeous. Your a million times better than whats on that list.

[deplorable]

thanks libertie. youre cool too. and intercourse? hon, i never claimed that i wasnt selfish... i know i am

[*Intercourse.*]

haha I would in no way 'hate' on you Jeremy. I agree with you and this topic title and it seems to be a good topic in some ways except for some people just going against the whole idea xD

hope your doing well

[viugiufgjhfhjfhg...]

Liechtenstein citiziens: I don't know where any of you live, but I know where are you all going to die.

[PuppyChan]

Gah! ok, your not evil, I was trying to make it like you were but I can't deny it anymore, your soo gorgeous. Your a million times better than whats on that list.

Awww! Thank you!

The same goes for you

[bat19]

• Fat Guys on Disability: It's not my fault that I was too young to vote in the last election, so stop blaming me you fat f**k. Instead of complaining about how lazy everyone else is, ask yourself why you're so fat you have to walk around with a cane just to steady yourself. Oh wait, I forgot. Obesity is a disability, right.
• Over-doting Fathers: You guys are just creepy. Leave your kids alone, they don't want your arms around them(not to be confused with child-molesters who are the lowest pieces of shit in the world).
• Little Girls Who Wear Baby Phat Clothing: You are not helping the problem of statutory rape in this country by wearing these semi-whore clothes. Buy a dress and take off the make-up, you're 14 you bitches.
• People Who Put Clothes on Animals: Just give up. It's over. You're gonna be alone for the rest of your life. So buy lots of porn(or ladies, invest in some toys) cause you're seated in for the long haul.
• Environmentalists: Seriously, you're not making the least bit difference. For every one of you, there's a thousand people who don't give a shit and throw trash out their car window.
• Party Whores: I hate these girls, such f**kin teases. Be happy that you'll most likely become a stripper or a professional escort. I doubt ivy-league schools accept minds like yours who go out every f**kin night and whose best skill is rolling a semi-decent blunt, go f**k yourselves.

I'm running out of inspiration people. Keep on keepin on.

[*Duchess_of_Dork*]

• Cigarette Whores: No, you can't have, bum, borrow or lick any of my cigarettes.

Yeah, that wasn't too good, clever or whatever. Sorry, Jeremy. (It's Jeremy right?)

=X

(I'm still trying to quit, for those who may give me a hard time. =P)

[bat19]

That was fine. I don't really think mine are too clever either. It's tough because you have to first identify who these people are and then what makes them that way. Strange outline to follow.

• Art Majors: What possible job are you gonna find with this type of education? There isn't much demand for artists when there are hundreds of thousands of kids fresh out of high school who got an A in art class and think they have what it takes to make a living. This goes for Photography majors too.
• The Original Power Rangers: Holy shit, how much cocaine were you guys doing? They were wayyy too positive about EVERYTHING. And why the hell if you're trying to keep your identity a secret would you wear only one color of clothing and hang out with the same 4 or 5 people all the time. Stupid, stupid people.
• Indie Film Enthusiasts: I sympathize because there is an art house theatre right down the street from me that I go to often, but it's usually not for the movie. Instead I just get high and go to whatever boring movie is on next. There is nothing exceptional about these movies that look like they were made 60 years ago, go see a Hollywood movie, doesn't even have to be a good one.
• Pirates of the Carribean Psychos: It's a f**kin MOVIE. Not to be taken literally. If I see one more pre-teen middle-school kid run around with a pirate shirt and eyepatch,I'm gonna lose it. The movies were okay, nothing to go crazy over.
• Acid-Head Hippies: You are the reason I never want to leave this country. Any time you want to hang out and swap stories of enlightenment over some weed and a campfire, I'm totally game. Keep on keepin on.
• People Who Think Matthew McConaughey is a Good Actor: How f**kin dumb are you people, honestly. One movie, that's it. Out of all the movies this stoned out loser has made, one movie was good. That was Dazed and Confused, made over ten years ago. Just give it up dude.
• Eurotrash Imitators: These are a rare, special breed of scum. The only thing worse than a european is a european imitator forever stuck in 1986 with Flock of Seagulls playing "And I Run" in the background. But it doesn't stop there. Wrist-socks and striped plastic clothes complete the ensemble with enough hairspray and color dye to drown a city of retards.
• Harry Potter Enthusiasts: Jumping on your dusty broom and running around like a 4 year old girl with autism is just stupid. Intentionally drawing big scars on your forehead with black sharpy for the purpose of playing some queer game called "Quidditch" is just stupid. I know some British bitch went through a lot of hard work to create a world of constantly recycled cliches on the fantasy genre, but do you have to wear a f**king witches hat while you read it? Do you have to put on a cape and carry around a f**king twig you call a wand just to see some piece of shit movie full of annoying British people? f**k Harry Potter, f**k him in his third hole(for those of you who didn't get it, he most likely has a vagina).
• Video Game Fanatics: The only people who get laid less than the Anime freaks(unless they're one and the same in which case, HAHAHAHA), these people devote their entire lives completing video games that hundreds if not thousands of people are better at than them. They're a tight knit group who converse in a language foreign to those outside the inner circle(leetspeak), they spend their free time in front of mirrors adjusting their glasses and popping the occasional pimples just so they can see the white puss shoot onto the glass. Avoid these people at all costs.
• Bible-Thumpers: These freaks spend their free time annoying the shit out of every person within earshot. Rather than actually hitting people with the bibles, they instead spew out endless verses and stories which always seem to have some vague reference to current situations(at least to them). Instead of trying to convert me, I'd appreciate you go bother the black kid in gang colors about to rob an old man at the ATM.

Whew!! Come on, let's participate a little more here.

[Kontroll]

I know alot of these people. Josh - Video game fanatic. He doesn't get laid.

Jeremy likes Harry Potter and gay porn too.

[turntabletux]

haha. Maybe I should start using smileys. That was meant to be sarcastic and was meant to reflect my disdain on the phoney happiness many christians give off. I'm not gonna lie, its mostly upper-class white christians, the ones who hold bake sales and talk endlessly about the weather cause any other topic will start a ferocious debate. Its always the white upper-class christians.

SO true, my aunt is a prime example. She was like that for years until her marriage fell apart infront of her eyes and then she stopped going to churh. Hah

MIDDLE AGED MEN PRETENDING TO BE 18 YEAR OLD GIRLS ON THE INTERNET TRYING TO CYBER: GO SCREW YOUR MOTHERS.

ewy

Video Game Fanatics: The only people who get laid less than the Anime freaks(unless they're one and the same in which case, HAHAHAHA), these people devote their entire lives completing video games that hundreds if not thousands of people are better at than them. They're a tight knit group who converse in a language foreign to those outside the inner circle(leetspeak), they spend their free time in front of mirrors adjusting their glasses and popping the occasional pimples just so they can see the white puss shoot onto the glass. Avoid these people at all costs.

My brother is a gamer and gets laid as much as I do.

[bat19]

Yes Jake, Im all about the gay sex. And JT is a rare exception Anthony and that only happened cause he found a Manic chick, but good for him. Ahh, let's see. I'm not in a favorable mood today, little disappointed at certain aspects of my life that seemed to collide yesterday. But thats a conversation I think I'll save for the chair. Let's get back to buisness.

• Vampire Fanatics: I am so ashamed that I used to be part of this group. f**kin Anne Rice, you whore. Yes, I am still well versed in the happenings of Lestat and Louis and Marius and a bunch of other useless, pointless information that will never help me. If I could, I would go back to a fourteen year old me, rip up his Merrick book and tell him to get laid.
• Car People: These people are mostly males between 15 and 58 who get an erection just thinking about classic cars or brand new high powered sports cars. I couldn't give a shit about a Bugatti Veyron or a '66 Shelby convertible, just give me a f**kin Maxima with sunroof and a decent soundsystem and Im good. f**kin waste of money.
• Blue-Collar Fans: You are among the least intelligent people in the whole f**kin world. "Did you know that when a baby crys you ain't supposed to hit it with a newspaper?" HAHAHAHA. So f**kin stupid. "If you can't ever get to where you going cause you keep taking left turns, you might be a redneck." f**k YOU!!! haha. I will give $10,000 to anyone who can logically explain why this is supposed to be funny. Retards, you are laughing at people who must seriously be retarded.

[LOWinSKANK]

ha

[bat19]

ha

Thats what I was going for.

[*IVIike*]

this made me laugh so much i didn't fit into any of them though

[melodicminor]

i'm not in any of them. does music major count as art major? i don't think so...

[bat19]

You might not be in any of them yet, so put them down. Put what you are or what you think you are. haha. Just go nuts.