How to Make a Woman Happy?, Im pretty sure this is all we need to do... |
 May 13 2007, 03:28 AM
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How to Make a Woman Happy?
Im pretty sure this is all we need to do... It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a s * xologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes |
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May 13 2007, 01:25 PM
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 long time no CB. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,889 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 493,502 |
Wow, only my dream guy would be this
 Nice list. |
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May 13 2007, 01:43 PM
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 i'm maggie =] Group: Member Posts: 3,607 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 361,616 |
that list is huge.
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| *suddenly she* |
May 13 2007, 03:18 PM
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You forgot about "good-looking" on the first list.
 Now go read "The Wife of Bath" from The Canterbury Tales. |
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May 13 2007, 04:09 PM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
ew. I would not want to my boyfriend to be a brother/father. I don't dig incest.
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May 13 2007, 04:32 PM
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1. Use your tongue.
Nice list tho |
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May 13 2007, 05:24 PM
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You guys are dumb. Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
QUOTE(suddenly she @ May 13 2007, 3:18 PM)  You forgot about "good-looking" on the first list. Now go read "The Wife of Bath" from The Canterbury Tales. Why would you read that? |
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May 13 2007, 08:16 PM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 472 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 467,840 |
Pft.
How to make a woman happy = returning the favor. Go down, down, down... |
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May 13 2007, 08:26 PM
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muhfucka yo mama's a bitch Group: Banned Posts: 1,461 Joined: Feb 2007 Member No: 506,674 |
QUOTE(funk.this @ May 13 2007, 6:16 PM) Pft. How to make a woman happy = returning the favor. Go down, down, down... Shizzle, done deal. |
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| *pixiedust!* |
May 13 2007, 09:26 PM
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QUOTE(th5418 @ May 13 2007, 5:24 PM) Why would you read that? Because the majority is about what a woman wants, which would make her happy. Which is, simply put, "to have her own way." Of course, it's not that simple!
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
May 13 2007, 10:03 PM
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Men should esp. follow these:
If you make plans with her, you better effing follow through. You better put her before your lame friends. Compliment her everyday. Give her lots of attention. |
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May 13 2007, 11:52 PM
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 Beauty in the Breakdown Group: Member Posts: 256 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 487,917 |
lol yay! I like this very very much. haha, of course women could make a list of their own ya know...
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May 14 2007, 12:35 AM
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yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
QUOTE(iorkara @ May 13 2007, 4:28 PM) 46. love shopping I'd be kinda scared for his sexuality if he loved shopping as much as I did. 
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May 14 2007, 12:58 AM
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You guys are dumb. Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
QUOTE(pixiedust! @ May 13 2007, 9:26 PM) Because the majority is about what a woman wants, which would make her happy. Which is, simply put, "to have her own way." Of course, it's not that simple! According to The Canterbury Tales it basically says that just put the woman in power.. |
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May 14 2007, 01:27 AM
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 omfg, rtfql. Group: Member Posts: 649 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,564 |
This kind of guy would annoy the hell out of me. Variety is the spice of life. If all guys were the same, I'd shoot myself. If I ever met a guy like this, I'd shoot myself.
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| *StanleyThePanda* |
May 14 2007, 01:32 AM
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QUOTE(.misoshiru @ May 13 2007, 5:09 PM) ew. I would not want to my boyfriend to be a brother/father. I don't dig incest. Same here. I actually would want my boyfriend to be quite a few of those things on the list. 
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May 14 2007, 04:34 AM
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 What a sick, masochistic lion. Group: Member Posts: 1,853 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,535 |
QUOTE(.misoshiru @ May 14 2007, 1:35 PM) I'd be kinda scared for his sexuality if he loved shopping as much as I did. ^Err, yeah, me too... This list is freaking looong. I doubt many guys can have the smarts, be athletic, be very rich AND all the other things. Plus, I wouldn't want my boyfriend to be my father or brother... ewww hahaha. ;p |
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May 14 2007, 09:28 AM
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QUOTE(.misoshiru @ May 14 2007, 5:35 AM) I'd be kinda scared for his sexuality if he loved shopping as much as I did. Porquoi?!? O_o Oh, and I agree with alot that's on the list *teehee*. |
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May 14 2007, 11:22 AM
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yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
QUOTE(Puppy Chan @ May 14 2007, 10:28 PM) Porquoi?!? O_o Oh, and I agree with alot that's on the list *teehee*. I don't mind metrosexuality, but since I'm very into fashion and shopping, and my boyfriend would want to shop as much as I did and could talk about fashion the way I do, he'd probably be gay. |
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May 14 2007, 05:08 PM
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Ha that list is a joke. If u do all these things, the girl isnt gonna think of u as boyfriend material. Doing this is the right thing to do, but doing that gets u off the boyfriend material list and on to the "Friends who are nice to me but I would never date cuz I would hurt them" list
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| *steve330* |
May 14 2007, 05:27 PM
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QUOTE(.misoshiru @ May 13 2007, 4:09 PM) ew. I would not want to my boyfriend to be a brother/father. I don't dig incest. Could it possibly be that he has brothers his age and is a father of his own son? Did it say anywhere that he was the father of his brother? |
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May 14 2007, 07:53 PM
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if i had all those characteristics..
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May 15 2007, 12:37 AM
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QUOTE(iorkara @ May 13 2007, 3:28 AM) 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself yea...9 inches of "attention" 
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May 15 2007, 01:20 PM
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 here, here, and here Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,301 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 206,103 |
 I likey the list.
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May 15 2007, 02:41 PM
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 we go a-drowning Group: Member Posts: 964 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 519,725 |
well, you can talk dirty and touch her... ahh... wait a moment... you said happy? oh. not horney. ok. give me a moment to rethink this.
okay. well, ideally a hopeless romantic just like me. oh and fairness is also an important element. i cant be scrubbing the floors while hes out with the buddies drinking. no sexist jokes around me. my bf knows this rule well... |
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