Stupid Hoe Options

[*IVIike*]

OK so my neighbor thought it would be funny to take a bunch of online surveys and put down my adress, phone number, and cell number when they ask for your info. I have been getting calls non stop and I'm really sick of it. So today i signed her mom up for e-Harmony as a 45 year old lesbian looking for love. Although i didn't put in any of her personal info [because i'm not that much of a dick] i did put her moms e-mail.

Basically the point of this topic is what is something crazy someone did to you and how did you get them back.

[*Duchess of Dork*]

A friend of mine sent me a box of Depends on my 30th birthday. Real cute. XD

I'm not good with practical jokes, if you will, so the only thing I did was send her fake teeth with some Polydent for her 33rd birthday.

[*Monochrome.*]

Some lady that lived next to me for a while had twin boys and then not to mention 2 other diapered kids they all sht alor or something because every diaper they had soiled has some sort of solid waste in it.So what happens is in our apartment we all have our own little dumpsters.So of course with all the kids theres going to be alot of trash the problem is that out landlady (a cheapbitch) only would have the dumpsters emptied at the end of the month.So this woman would be forced to pay extra to have the dumpster emptied weekly.Soon she and her husband grew tired of paying 1000 euros extra when they need the money to feed their own.

She started dumping her trash in my dumpster.I wouldent have said no to her if she asked me because i felt for her as my mum has 6 childerne herself.But she didnt ask and she was taking advantage of it by not even bagging the diapers or anything.She was dumping someother liquids in there too like grease and used oil.So now i was gettng fined because you arent suposed to dump liquids in there.

Make a story short everytime she dumped icky shit in my dumpster i had my boyfriend and his friends dump out our dumpster in frount of her house.I felt bad cause shes a mother and all but she turned out to be a loose whore and bitch.So it was well deserved.well i think..

[*Intercourse.*]

Well thats mean, I've had that happen to me before. I use to get these magazines all the time that always seemed to have the word sex on the front cover and since my dad use to check the mail then it was a bit awkward.

I never did anything to get back though. I don't see the point.

[*WHIMSICAL 0NE*]

I've never had anything bad happen to me that sticks out in my mind. It's just 'cause everyone loves me

I'm alright with the joke/messing with people thing, but I wouldn't take it that far. I have one biological older brother and one other pretty much adopted brother (never offical, lol) and all their friends to teach me how to be an a-hole. This grasshopper has earned her wings. I've done the cliche things, like jello in the toilet, and some crazy things like putting condoms all over someones house. Good memories

[*IVIike*]

my friends and i used to put condoms in peoples open car windows that was always fun or prank calling people about buying thongs and sex toys

[*IVIike*]

LMAO i would do something like that

[*Intercourse.*]

I remember I subscribed my 8th grade teacher's email address to a porn site.

Suzzette I would have never known!

[*relaxdontrelapse*]

to be quite honest, i'm pretty good at getting people back. if you mess with me, I WILL get you 10 times worse. it's just the nature of the game.

-the girl down the street tped us one time, so we forked her entire yard.
-a kid from work fish hooked me, so i spread this filling they put in mushrooms on his drivers side window. (he got pissed and threatened to call the cops.)
-there's this thing on ebaumsworld.com where you can get a robot to talk to somebody on aim...well this girl thought it would be funny. after 10 minutes, the robot says what it is and that you got pranked or whatever, so i took it upon myself to get onto her aol account, delete all her friends on aim and delete all of her emails/contacts. kinda harsh, but it was a heat of the moment thing. maybe girls should make their password their first name...

[bat19]

My brother locked me in a toychest when I was seven years old. Him and his friend Jim pounded on it for ten minutes straight, then thought it a good idea to go to the store and leave me there. While at the store, they ran into an old friend of theirs and forgot about me. I was stuck in a small, coffin like toy chest for three hours. My mother came home and had to undo the hinges on the f**king thing to get me out. So to get back at him, I ruined his baseball card collection that had to be at least $500 worth. Thats a true story.

[*Duchess_of_Dork*]

-the girl down the street tped us one time, so we forked her entire yard.

I realize that this may be a really stupid question, but what do you mean by "forked"? XD

[EmoEyelinerx]

I remember I subscribed my 8th grade teacher's email address to a porn site.

lol and how did you know the porn site @_@

My brother locked me in a toychest when I was seven years old. Him and his friend Jim pounded on it for ten minutes straight, then thought it a good idea to go to the store and leave me there. While at the store, they ran into an old friend of theirs and forgot about me. I was stuck in a small, coffin like toy chest for three hours. My mother came home and had to undo the hinges on the f**king thing to get me out. So to get back at him, I ruined his baseball card collection that had to be at least $500 worth. Thats a true story.

HAHAHA OMG THATS TOO FUNNYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

[*StanleyThePanda*]

I realize that this may be a really stupid question, but what do you mean by "forked"? XD

Its when you take a bunch of plastic forks and stick them all over someones yard, like... in the ground.
But uhm.. I've never done that before, noooo!

I don't think I've ever really gotten anyone back. No one has ever really done anything bad to me...

[*IVIike*]

My brother locked me in a toychest when I was seven years old. Him and his friend Jim pounded on it for ten minutes straight, then thought it a good idea to go to the store and leave me there. While at the store, they ran into an old friend of theirs and forgot about me. I was stuck in a small, coffin like toy chest for three hours. My mother came home and had to undo the hinges on the f**king thing to get me out. So to get back at him, I ruined his baseball card collection that had to be at least $500 worth. Thats a true story.

my sisters friend did that to our cat... but they were like 5