How to Make a Woman Happy?, Im pretty sure this is all we need to do... Options

[iorkara]

How to Make a Woman Happy?
Im pretty sure this is all we need to do...

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a s * xologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

[Jinny]

Wow, only my dream guy would be this
Nice list.

[voguelove]

that list is huge.

[*suddenly she*]

You forgot about "good-looking" on the first list.
Now go read "The Wife of Bath" from The Canterbury Tales.

[misoshiru]

ew. I would not want to my boyfriend to be a brother/father. I don't dig incest.

[panther]

1. Use your tongue.


Nice list tho

[MeanBastard]

You forgot about "good-looking" on the first list.
Now go read "The Wife of Bath" from The Canterbury Tales.

Why would you read that?

[orgasm]

Pft.

How to make a woman happy = returning the favor.

Go down, down, down...

[YaGurlSukedMe2SL...]

Pft.

How to make a woman happy = returning the favor.

Go down, down, down...

Shizzle, done deal.

[*pixiedust!*]

Why would you read that?

Because the majority is about what a woman wants, which would make her happy. Which is, simply put, "to have her own way."

Of course, it's not that simple!

[*AngelicEyz00*]

Men should esp. follow these:

If you make plans with her, you better effing follow through.

You better put her before your lame friends.

Compliment her everyday.

Give her lots of attention.

[shortnsweet88]

lol yay! I like this very very much. haha, of course women could make a list of their own ya know...

[misoshiru]

46. love shopping

I'd be kinda scared for his sexuality if he loved shopping as much as I did.

[MeanBastard]

Because the majority is about what a woman wants, which would make her happy. Which is, simply put, "to have her own way."

Of course, it's not that simple!

According to The Canterbury Tales it basically says that just put the woman in power..

[cupcakex]

This kind of guy would annoy the hell out of me. Variety is the spice of life. If all guys were the same, I'd shoot myself. If I ever met a guy like this, I'd shoot myself.

[*StanleyThePanda*]

ew. I would not want to my boyfriend to be a brother/father. I don't dig incest.

Same here. I actually would want my boyfriend to be quite a few of those things on the list.

[alysaphobia]

I'd be kinda scared for his sexuality if he loved shopping as much as I did.

^Err, yeah, me too...


This list is freaking looong. I doubt many guys can have the smarts, be athletic, be very rich AND all the other things. Plus, I wouldn't want my boyfriend to be my father or brother... ewww hahaha. ;p

[PuppyChan]

I'd be kinda scared for his sexuality if he loved shopping as much as I did.

Porquoi?!? O_o

Oh, and I agree with alot that's on the list *teehee*.

[misoshiru]

Porquoi?!? O_o

Oh, and I agree with alot that's on the list *teehee*.

I don't mind metrosexuality, but since I'm very into fashion and shopping, and my boyfriend would want to shop as much as I did and could talk about fashion the way I do, he'd probably be gay.

[eboarder2020]

Ha that list is a joke. If u do all these things, the girl isnt gonna think of u as boyfriend material. Doing this is the right thing to do, but doing that gets u off the boyfriend material list and on to the "Friends who are nice to me but I would never date cuz I would hurt them" list

[*steve330*]

ew. I would not want to my boyfriend to be a brother/father. I don't dig incest.

Could it possibly be that he has brothers his age and is a father of his own son? Did it say anywhere that he was the father of his brother?

[Chicago]

if i had all those characteristics..

[animalinside]

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

yea...9 inches of "attention"

[AimeeLynn]

I likey the list.

[deplorable]

well, you can talk dirty and touch her... ahh... wait a moment... you said happy? oh. not horney. ok. give me a moment to rethink this.

okay. well, ideally a hopeless romantic just like me.
oh and fairness is also an important element. i cant be scrubbing the floors while hes out with the buddies drinking. no sexist jokes around me. my bf knows this rule well...