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Man cut off his willy., O.o?
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post Apr 27 2007, 07:27 PM
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The title sums up the situation. Details click here.

Uhhh yea. When I read that yesterday, all I could say was, "Oh my gosh."

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post Apr 27 2007, 07:44 PM
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I saw that in the paper here! I've also seen the restaurant where it happened a few times. Insanity.
 
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post Apr 27 2007, 07:45 PM
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Couldn't afford sexual transplant or a knife.


Clever solution. Too bad it got sewed back on.
 
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post Apr 27 2007, 07:49 PM
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I wonder what ran through that blokes mind...
 
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post Apr 27 2007, 08:35 PM
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Hahahaha sucks for him.
 
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post Apr 27 2007, 08:36 PM
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that is just sickening... sick.gif
freaky fellow.
 
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post Apr 27 2007, 08:42 PM
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Why would he do that to himself? I bet it really really hurt! What a crazy world we live in..
 
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post Apr 27 2007, 08:50 PM
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Did he want to be a girl?
 
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post Apr 27 2007, 09:03 PM
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^Maybe so...

pinch.gif Either ways, I think it's disturbing... and scary he did that in a restaurant full of people..
 
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post Apr 27 2007, 09:25 PM
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ew....it was probably very disgusting and scary for the people in the restaurant mellow.gif
 
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post Apr 27 2007, 10:31 PM
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What the.. crazy.gif
Why would he do that in front of everybody though? I mean, can't he just do it at his house or something?
 
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post Apr 28 2007, 09:57 AM
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Holy crap, I feel bad for the poor people who were just trying to have dinner. XD.gif
 
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post Apr 28 2007, 10:01 PM
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QUOTE(Arjuna Capulong @ Apr 27 2007, 7:45 PM) *
Couldn't afford sexual transplant or a knife.
Clever solution. Too bad it got sewed back on.


Or depression from lack of success with his willy.
Poor man.
 
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post Apr 29 2007, 01:22 PM
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XD.gif I have honestly never heard of being referred to as a "willy" and yet from the title, I know exactly what he'd done.

Oy, the insanity.
 
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post Apr 29 2007, 01:31 PM
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Just curious, what would you guys do if you were in a restaurant and someone did that? Haha.
 
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post Apr 29 2007, 04:04 PM
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DAMN freak of nature, cutting of his willy.
 
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post Apr 29 2007, 04:18 PM
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lol
well, i shouldnt be laughing... it isnt that funny.
but this one IS funny:
i read in the paper that this guys "willy" accidently got mauled to bits.
he was at home alone one night, his wife was out, and out of the blue he though "man, if a blow job feels so good, i bet sticking it in a vaccumm cleaner hose would feel fantastic!" and he did it, and apparantly it felt great. so then he thought "if that felt good, how would it feel if i sticked it directly into the vaccumm?"
unfortunatly, the man didnt know that vaccumms have rotating bladed inside...

lol

anyway, the sad thing is, the paper showed statistics that say 25% of accidents affecting the genitles is because of that.

MAN O' MAN YOU GUYS ARE STUPID!
 
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post Apr 30 2007, 12:49 AM
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ewwww imagine if you saw that if you were eating out one day.
thats crazy. man i would probably never go back to that restaurant if that happened cause that would be all i could think about if i ever went back.
 
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post May 3 2007, 03:30 AM
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QUOTE(Brittany Rachelle @ Apr 29 2007, 11:31 AM) *
Just curious, what would you guys do if you were in a restaurant and someone did that? Haha.
Scream, cover my eyes, peek a little (LOL), scream again, and then laugh.
 
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post May 3 2007, 03:35 AM
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I think I'd pretty much freak out if I saw that happen....

That is definitely a crazy guy because I can't even fathom the thought of a sane man cutting off his own 'willy'. mellow.gif Jeebus.
 
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post May 3 2007, 08:35 AM
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What a fruit cake. Maybe he just got tired of having one and decided to show it off the world while becoming detached.
 
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post May 3 2007, 03:39 PM
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haha i think its oddly amusing i mean who in their right mind would cut off their "manhood?" Anyways i think its pretty gay that they sewed back on, i mean he cut it off didnt he? No respect these days..

QUOTE(deplorable @ Apr 29 2007, 5:18 PM) *
i read in the paper that this guys "willy" accidently got mauled to bits.
he was at home alone one night, his wife was out, and out of the blue he though "man, if a blow job feels so good, i bet sticking it in a vaccumm cleaner hose would feel fantastic!" and he did it, and apparantly it felt great. so then he thought "if that felt good, how would it feel if i sticked it directly into the vaccumm?"
unfortunatly, the man didnt know that vaccumms have rotating bladed inside...


LMAO!!! they have a rotating blade inside?

QUOTE(Brittany Rachelle @ Apr 29 2007, 2:31 PM) *
Just curious, what would you guys do if you were in a restaurant and someone did that? Haha.


i would probably stare for a minute to figure out whats going on, scream, cover eyes , peek a little then go home and laugh
 

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