Man cut off his willy., O.o? |
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Man cut off his willy., O.o? |
Apr 27 2007, 07:27 PM
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I'm Cattt. :] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Validating Posts: 1,722 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,831 |
The title sums up the situation. Details click here.
Uhhh yea. When I read that yesterday, all I could say was, "Oh my gosh." Thoughts? |
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Apr 27 2007, 07:44 PM
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![]() Amberific. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
I saw that in the paper here! I've also seen the restaurant where it happened a few times. Insanity.
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Apr 27 2007, 07:45 PM
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![]() Photoartist ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
Couldn't afford sexual transplant or a knife.
Clever solution. Too bad it got sewed back on. |
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| *Monochrome.* |
Apr 27 2007, 07:49 PM
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I wonder what ran through that blokes mind...
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Apr 27 2007, 08:35 PM
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![]() chinky ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,566 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,437 |
Hahahaha sucks for him.
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Apr 27 2007, 08:36 PM
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![]() fragile. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 493 Joined: Feb 2007 Member No: 503,750 |
that is just sickening...
freaky fellow. |
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Apr 27 2007, 08:42 PM
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![]() A laugh spreads, so do some spreading! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 529 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,319 |
Why would he do that to himself? I bet it really really hurt! What a crazy world we live in..
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Apr 27 2007, 08:50 PM
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Posts: 8,274 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,001 |
Did he want to be a girl?
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Apr 27 2007, 09:03 PM
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![]() What a sick, masochistic lion. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,853 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,535 |
^Maybe so...
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Apr 27 2007, 09:25 PM
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![]() AMORE <3 ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 61 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 513,580 |
ew....it was probably very disgusting and scary for the people in the restaurant
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Apr 27 2007, 10:31 PM
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long time no CB. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 3,889 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 493,502 |
What the..
Why would he do that in front of everybody though? I mean, can't he just do it at his house or something? |
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Apr 28 2007, 09:57 AM
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![]() Kimberly ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,961 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 121,599 |
Holy crap, I feel bad for the poor people who were just trying to have dinner.
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| *suddenly she* |
Apr 28 2007, 10:01 PM
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Apr 29 2007, 01:22 PM
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![]() Home is where your rump rests! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,235 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 451,969 |
Oy, the insanity. |
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Apr 29 2007, 01:31 PM
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![]() [BRITT;;] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 764 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 433,210 |
Just curious, what would you guys do if you were in a restaurant and someone did that? Haha.
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Apr 29 2007, 04:04 PM
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 7,149 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 213,509 |
DAMN freak of nature, cutting of his willy.
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Apr 29 2007, 04:18 PM
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![]() we go a-drowning ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 964 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 519,725 |
lol
well, i shouldnt be laughing... it isnt that funny. but this one IS funny: i read in the paper that this guys "willy" accidently got mauled to bits. he was at home alone one night, his wife was out, and out of the blue he though "man, if a blow job feels so good, i bet sticking it in a vaccumm cleaner hose would feel fantastic!" and he did it, and apparantly it felt great. so then he thought "if that felt good, how would it feel if i sticked it directly into the vaccumm?" unfortunatly, the man didnt know that vaccumms have rotating bladed inside... lol anyway, the sad thing is, the paper showed statistics that say 25% of accidents affecting the genitles is because of that. MAN O' MAN YOU GUYS ARE STUPID! |
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Apr 30 2007, 12:49 AM
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ewwww imagine if you saw that if you were eating out one day.
thats crazy. man i would probably never go back to that restaurant if that happened cause that would be all i could think about if i ever went back. |
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May 3 2007, 03:30 AM
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![]() Home is where your rump rests! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,235 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 451,969 |
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May 3 2007, 03:35 AM
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I think I'd pretty much freak out if I saw that happen....
That is definitely a crazy guy because I can't even fathom the thought of a sane man cutting off his own 'willy'. |
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May 3 2007, 08:35 AM
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![]() The kooks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 499 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 516,563 |
What a fruit cake. Maybe he just got tired of having one and decided to show it off the world while becoming detached.
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May 3 2007, 03:39 PM
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![]() Hi, Im Brook. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,774 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 508,383 |
haha i think its oddly amusing i mean who in their right mind would cut off their "manhood?" Anyways i think its pretty gay that they sewed back on, i mean he cut it off didnt he? No respect these days..
i read in the paper that this guys "willy" accidently got mauled to bits. he was at home alone one night, his wife was out, and out of the blue he though "man, if a blow job feels so good, i bet sticking it in a vaccumm cleaner hose would feel fantastic!" and he did it, and apparantly it felt great. so then he thought "if that felt good, how would it feel if i sticked it directly into the vaccumm?" unfortunatly, the man didnt know that vaccumms have rotating bladed inside... LMAO!!! they have a rotating blade inside? Just curious, what would you guys do if you were in a restaurant and someone did that? Haha. i would probably stare for a minute to figure out whats going on, scream, cover eyes , peek a little then go home and laugh |
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