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 Jun 6 2004, 05:05 PM
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 x mar muffins *yuuuum  Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,620  |
gimme your best y0 momma jokes, lets see whatcha got, found a few
Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains." Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating. Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it. Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time. Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes. Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount. Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs. |
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Jun 6 2004, 05:42 PM
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yo mama's so fat she got the amtrack tattoed on her big toe.
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Jun 6 2004, 05:54 PM
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 I have 6 blue blocks :3 Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 14,959 |
yo mama so old, she farts out dust
yo mama so small, she played indiana johns with a pebble. yo mama so poor, she can't afford free samples yo mama so stupid, she failed the blood test i don't think this one is appropeate. heck, i don't think none of these are appropeate. yo mama is like a woodshop, 5 cents per screw. ::jerry:: |
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Jun 6 2004, 06:07 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 919 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,856 |
ur momma's so fat she fell off walmart and landed on target...
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Jun 6 2004, 06:12 PM
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x mar muffins *yuuuum Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,620 |
 oh man, these are making me laugh so hard that my cheeks hurt so bad now lol
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Jun 6 2004, 06:15 PM
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 Child Prodigy... *coughcough* Group: Member Posts: 156 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,688 |
From Foxtrot-
Your momma thinks that squareroots are vegetables. |
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Jun 6 2004, 06:19 PM
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 WUT THA DUCK? Group: Member Posts: 3,950 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,138 |
yo momma is soo fat, that when she went swimming in the ocean.. the whales started to sing *we are family*
haha got that from my brother |
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Jun 6 2004, 11:42 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
QUOTE yo momma is soo fat, that when she went swimming in the ocean.. the whales started to sing *we are family* haha got that from my brother its not finished!! its.... we are family... even tho ure bigger than me! x] my little sister told me that one.. heh.. -ure mommas so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the WHOLE house.... -ure mommas so stupid that she gets runned over by parked cars.. haha |
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Jun 6 2004, 11:45 PM
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 you need me like a bad habbit Group: Member Posts: 192 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,755 |
yo mamas so fat she used mexico as her whole tanning bed..
okay that was dumb.. but whatever.. lol |
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Jun 7 2004, 12:29 AM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
Yo momma is so old, when God said "let there be light", she turned on the switch.
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Jun 7 2004, 01:26 AM
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x mar muffins *yuuuum Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,620 |
oh geez, here i go again, all these jokes crack me up, great for a time to smile and laugh
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Jun 7 2004, 03:58 PM
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 703 Represent! Group: Member Posts: 816 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,032 |
Yo momma is so fat, her ass got more bass than car speakers.
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Jun 7 2004, 11:06 PM
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 adidas-all day i dream about seahorses!! Group: Member Posts: 125 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,487 |
yo mamma's so smelly she made speed stick crash and right guard go left!
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Jun 11 2004, 12:31 AM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
i dont like these kinds of jokes so i wont contribute
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Jun 11 2004, 01:03 PM
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 kristin Group: Member Posts: 5,705 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,985 |
ahah these are so funny and lame...but haha
your mama so stupid when she saw a sign that said "airport left" she turned areound and went home yo mama so dumb that she asked for a price check at the dollar store yo family so poor when somebody stepped on a cigarette you said who turned off the heat yo mama so stupid when you looked up stupid in the dictionary you saw her picture ehht hose are the only ones i know |
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Jun 11 2004, 03:47 PM
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 old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
Yo momma is so ghetto...she put a rubberband around her neck and yelled out, "Bling-Bling!"
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Jun 11 2004, 05:55 PM
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Senior Member. Group: Member Posts: 3,619 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,940 |
you mama so fat she can't even fit inside the car.
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Jun 11 2004, 05:57 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 333 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,076 |
QUOTE(T.K.O. @ Jun 6 2004, 6:07 PM) ur momma's so fat she fell off walmart and landed on target... hahhahaha thats a good one!! |
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Jun 11 2004, 11:58 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
ure momma's so poor that when somone stepped on an ant, she goes,"there goes my pet...."
PSH heh |
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Jun 12 2004, 07:06 PM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
QUOTE(LatinaLady96 @ Jun 10 2004, 11:31 PM) i dont like these kinds of jokes so i wont contribute i agree 
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Jun 12 2004, 07:07 PM
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Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
glad someone does.
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Jun 13 2004, 11:05 AM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
QUOTE(Yemmerz @ Jun 11 2004, 3:47 PM) Yo momma is so ghetto...she put a rubberband around her neck and yelled out, "Bling-Bling!" lol. yo momma is so poor as soon as I opened your front door I was already in the backyard. yo momma is so fat she has more rolls than a bakery. |
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Jun 13 2004, 07:25 PM
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 Tell your mom that I don't love her anymore Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,659 |
Yo mama's so ugly, she wents to a ugly contest and they said "sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and died of starvation. Yo mama's so old, shes old. - cant think of anything else |
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Jun 13 2004, 08:32 PM
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 Prez of Student Council 04/05 Group: Member Posts: 2,888 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 851 |
no i don't have any but its funny reading you ppls =)
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Jun 13 2004, 08:41 PM
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 "KDrama Obsessed" Group: Member Posts: 307 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,156 |
yo momma so fat, that she had to use the grand canyan as her toilet.- heard that in 3rd grade.
yo momma so poor that when you tried to rid of the spider webs she told you to leave her curtains alone. nevermind, its gay. 
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