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im like hoy
post Jun 9 2004, 11:24 AM
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ohhh man... im a dumbhead..
 
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post Jun 10 2004, 08:07 PM
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lmao good one laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 26 2004, 04:08 PM
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wow...that's interesting!
 
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post Jun 27 2004, 11:25 PM
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and so it is
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I got one answer right... :)
 
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post Jun 27 2004, 11:35 PM
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this one girl i knew asked me those and i felt stupid afterwards
 
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post Jun 28 2004, 05:36 PM
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im not smart..
 
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post Jun 29 2004, 12:15 PM
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I got the last one. lol I feel dumb.
 
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post Jun 29 2004, 12:17 PM
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im a dumbass i heard that before and still got them wrong biggrin.gif
 
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post Jun 29 2004, 12:58 PM
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wow im stupid.
 
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awe man. im dumb. xp i don't like you. lol
 
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post Jul 4 2004, 08:44 PM
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laugh.gif hahhaha im stupid !
 
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post Jul 4 2004, 08:50 PM
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Lol, I only got the first two right. LoL. Funneh funneh. Nice one. happy.gif
 
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post Jul 8 2004, 02:43 PM
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lol.. I got 1 out of 4 totally correct.. aww.
 
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post Jul 8 2004, 03:29 PM
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Bravo, you've managed to make a straight A student feel like a total dumbass! tongue.gif lol
 
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post Jul 8 2004, 03:49 PM
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that intresting
 
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post Jul 8 2004, 10:00 PM
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good joke but i already knew that, even thought i didn't read it the first time lol, but then i went through it n i was thinking to ma self hey this is familar.
 
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post Jul 9 2004, 12:14 PM
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o_0 im dumb.
 
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post Jul 11 2004, 11:33 AM
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I got all of them right!! Yay?

Lol, I'm pretty immature, maybe that's why I got them right...
 
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post Jul 11 2004, 11:58 AM
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oh man i got all 4 wrong im such a loser lol
 
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post Jul 11 2004, 12:05 PM
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i got [I]half[I] of the last one right, somewhat lol whistling.gif
 
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post Jul 11 2004, 05:28 PM
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aha my friend toLd me the first two jokes aLready .. so i got those right .. but the others i got aLL wrong stubborn.gif
 
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post Jul 11 2004, 07:40 PM
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QUOTE(Luster Soldier @ May 15 2004, 9:54 PM)
The following quiz consists of 4 simple questions and will tell you whether you are a true genius.

Scroll down for each answer.


The questions are NOT difficult.




1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?















The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.


This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.








2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

















Did you say, " Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? " (Wrong Answer)

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.












3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?




















Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.















4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?





















Correct Answer: You swim across.

All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.



According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong.

But many preschoolers got several correct answers.

Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

OMG!!! damn it ! i got it all wrong!!!! pinch.gif
 
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post Jul 11 2004, 07:43 PM
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there goes my self esteem...lol.. tongue.gif

i got none of them right ...for #4 i was like...CROSS THE BRIDGE! cuz that was an answer for sum other question i heard of.....

i was wrong.. _dry.gif
 
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post Jul 12 2004, 04:03 PM
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hey.... im really smart mad.gif
 
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post Jul 12 2004, 10:40 PM
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i are stupid. rolleyes.gif
 
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