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 Jun 10 2004, 06:27 PM
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 Retired Member  Group: Member Posts: 879 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,843  |
tips in life ( a lot of these have to do with riding a mountain bike since I do that a lot)
Most of these tips have been experienced by me since i have a total lack of common sense sometimes..LOL well, i hope you learn from my [horrible] experiences... I'll post a new one everyday last but MOST IMPORTANT. NEVER TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME! lol I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURY, DEATH, or other adverse consequences that are a direct or indirect result of reading this post. LOL 1. When cornering on a bike, don't keep pedaling as fast as you can cuz then you'll have to lean to far, resulting in a crash into the curb or a total wipe out Personal Experience: so i was zooming along on my 26 inch, $88 mountain bike LOL at like 30 mph. and i had to turn left. but I saw some of the dudes from my class and i was like i know! i'm gonna zoom past them super-fast and leave their mouths hanging open! so i leaned into the turn, still pedaling superfast on gear3, little gear 7 which is the fastest speed you can get. but bikes just aren't designed to turn that fast, especially bikes with like 50 cent made in china tires.. well, basically i ended up clipping the curb with the front tire and almost survived not falling off I almost recovered but you know how there's the gutter part of the street and then the real street? yeah so there was a crack thing separating the two and i was still kinda leaning in the turn so the side of my tire hit it and then i like skidded off... |
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Jun 10 2004, 07:54 PM
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 speak without words Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,622 |
trying to show off, huh? =P
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Jun 10 2004, 08:02 PM
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Retired Member Group: Member Posts: 879 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,843 |
QUOTE(aznraver396 @ Jun 10 2004, 7:54 PM) trying to show off, huh? =P lol i just want you to learn from my [slightly stupid] experiences i might tell you guys about the time i did sumersaults 20 feet in the air on my bike on accident! |
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Jun 10 2004, 11:37 PM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
30mph, thats bs.
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Jun 11 2004, 12:27 AM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
yup true!!!!
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Jul 8 2004, 02:56 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
lol. *takes notes
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Jul 8 2004, 09:57 PM
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 Me myself and I Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,120 |
lol
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Jul 8 2004, 10:04 PM
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 One who loves from afar Group: Member Posts: 9 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,887 |
good tips. only cause i've done the same things. lol.
heres a hint NEVER GO OVER THOSE STUPID STORM DRAINS WHEN YOUR RACING! broke my leg over it. lol |
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Jul 8 2004, 11:45 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,795 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,421 |
Here's one:
If it says "Caution: Wet floor"; dont dash over the floor like you're trying to ice skate.. 
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Jul 9 2004, 12:11 AM
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 NO WAI! R u Srs? Group: Member Posts: 1,264 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,094 |
LMAO heres one, dont think your pyro man and put butane on your hands and light it... even though you put a layer of vasoline below the butane and have a bucket of water handy... it still smarts... yeah i know... woulda been cool to do a kamehameha or a fireball or a haduken... lol oww my fingers....
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Jul 9 2004, 12:16 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,795 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,421 |
QUOTE LMAO heres one, dont think your pyro man and put butane on your hands and light it... even though you put a layer of vasoline below the butane and have a bucket of water handy... it still smarts... yeah i know... woulda been cool to do a kamehameha or a fireball or a haduken... lol oww my fingers.... Haha that's awesome.. although it probably didnt feel so well.. I've heard of ppl making flame throwers with water guns 
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Jul 9 2004, 12:20 AM
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NO WAI! R u Srs? Group: Member Posts: 1,264 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,094 |
Lol yeah, it was cool for like the first 30 seconds lol. Yea a 1min flamethrower. take hairspray (aerasol kind) and havea lighter about 5 inches from the nozzle and enjoy! But remember im a pyromaniac and i know what IM doing and i know the consequences...
lol you can try at your own risk...
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Jul 10 2004, 01:15 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,795 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,421 |
Ooh haha just remembered.. actual experience (happened to my friend):
In the mall, you know how they have security guards and escalators? Well.. turns out the two dont mix too well.. Whatever you do.. do not try to go in the opposite direction the escalator's going (ie. climbing up an escalator that's going down); especially not with 2 security guards behind you.. My friend did that.. erm.. we were treated to a nice lecture on proper behavior and threatened with 2 months community service if another incident occured.. |
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Jul 10 2004, 02:21 AM
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NO WAI! R u Srs? Group: Member Posts: 1,264 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,094 |
HaHaHa... but its sooo fun to do that!!! specially when theres more than one escalator and you try to race! Hahahaha its soo funny to watch.
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Jul 10 2004, 11:45 PM
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 my pet rock doesn't like you Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,866 |
HERES ONE: Don't turn the wrong stove top knob when attempting to boil water and leave the plastic measuring cup on it! [you can imagine the result!]
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Jul 11 2004, 01:11 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,795 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,421 |
QUOTE HaHaHa... but its sooo fun to do that!!! specially when theres more than one escalator and you try to race! Hahahaha its soo funny to watch. Haha.. I wish security guards had that sense of humor QUOTE HERES ONE: Don't turn the wrong stove top knob when attempting to boil water and leave the plastic measuring cup on it! [you can imagine the result!] My mom told me that her sister once tried to heat an aluminum can in a microwave |
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Jul 13 2004, 07:47 PM
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Retired Member Group: Member Posts: 879 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,843 |
QUOTE(faithin_felix @ Jun 10 2004, 11:37 PM) 30mph, thats bs. bs? 30 mph is easy on a bike i've heard of people doing 63 mph on a freeway overpass |
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