# things guys needa know about girls, NE one got a few lists? Options

[aznraver396]

lol true. you men are so vain and you only talk to girls when they are attractive. anyways:

1. Plz do NOT try to act macho when you are around your buddies, acting like you own us and we look up to you like your bitch.
2. DO NOT say the words "Are you pmsin?" to us. It'll give us a reason to kick your ass.
3. DO NOT say we look fat in something we are wearing.
4. DO NOT compare us to your exes.
5. DO NOT get mad when you see us talking to another guy, unless it is very obvious that there is some flirting going on.
6. When you have a problem, TALK TO US ABOUT IT rather than take your anger out on us without us knowing why.
7. Little things matter boys...
8. DO NOT...stare at some girl when we are right beside you.

That is all I can think of.

i concur...strongly..

[silver kiss]

wow i learned a lot even for a girl myself

[177emories]

Love her for who she is, and aceept her flaws

wahhh thats sooo important ^_______^"

[LilBrunette0313]

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
6. Play with your hair.
7. His hands always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
10. Never run out of love.
11. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
12. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
13. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
14. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
15. Smile a lot.
16. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
17. Appreciate you.
18. Help others out.
19. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
20. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
21. Sing, even if he can't.
22. Have a creative sense of humor.
23. Stare at you.
24. Call for no reason.
25. Offer you lots of massages.
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs just b/c he loves you that much to quit it.
27. And the most important, remember we always cry over everything, if we're sad, if we're hurt, and even if we're happy we will cry.

[khkyskmsy31114]

Every girl is different.

[LiNHy POO]

DONT PRESSURE US INTO DOING SOMETHING WE DONT WANT TO!!!!

[LatinaLady]

i got one
dont stalk her

[shortie09]

The Truth About Girls

1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.

2. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her heart with an apology.

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.

5.When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.

6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually is not sure how to react to them.

7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the smiles and stare 'okie?

8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.

9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her alone for a while. If you still treat her as a friend, talk to her.

10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel. Music, poetry, drawings and writing are ways of expressing themselves (which explains why most girls like writing journals).

11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in any way.

12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.

13. When the guy she likes calls her for the first time, the girl may act uninterested during the call. But as soon as the phone is back on the hook, she will whoop with joy and immediately start telephoning her friends to spread the news.

14. A smile means a lot to a girl.

15. If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her get to know you.

16. If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to study, leave.

17. But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.

18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.

19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.

20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she never noticed him before.

21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, read romance stories.

22. When class pictures come out, a girl would first look at the girl next to her crush before actually looking at herself.

23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she loves now stays in her heart.

24. Girls love having fun!

25. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.

26. A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and going through.

27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.

28. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, in that order.

29. Some girls care about looks, some care about personalities, but ALL girls want a guy who will love and care for them.

30. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.

[pinkkittie18]

oh another one to add onto everyones list.. If you make plans with her, don't blow her off and then not call.

[Mini]

okay one thing i learned about girls is:

dont make fights with them...you WILL not win.

[ComradeRed]

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
6. Play with your hair.
7. His hands always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
10. Never run out of love.
11. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
12. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
13. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
14. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
15. Smile a lot.
16. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
17. Appreciate you.
18. Help others out.
19. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
20. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
21. Sing, even if he can't.
22. Have a creative sense of humor.
23. Stare at you.
24. Call for no reason.
25. Offer you lots of massages.
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs just b/c he loves you that much to quit it.
27. And the most important, remember we always cry over everything, if we're sad, if we're hurt, and even if we're happy we will cry.

From Maddox:

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down!
When will women realize that they don't live on the set of a romantic comedy? Unless making you smile involves me playing video games while you cook me a steak, you're in for a disappointment. You don't think guys ever feel "down?" The door swings both ways, bitch.

2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
What? Why the hell would I want to smell a woman's hair? It smells bad enough with all the sprays and perfume they use. Enough with the conditioners, sprays, and cream already; that shit makes my eyes water. What the hell is conditioner anyway?

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
Translation: bail you out when you fail at life, but never bring it up during conversations.

4. Give you the remote control during the game.
This one is inherently stupid because it implies that all guys like to watch "the game." Since I'd rather be shot in the chest with projectile diarrhea than watch "the game," I'll assume the author meant something worthy of watching, such as Ren & Stimpy, in which case you need to put the bitch down if she touches your remote.

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
LAME. Who has time for this? Sounds like something out of a herpes commercial where some lady is rock climbing or doing something else which symbolizes her independence, then out of nowhere she blurts out "I HAVE HERPES." The music gets all serious and you hear a voice over "...there is no cure," cue inspirational music "but treatment is available." Then it cuts to a shot of the bitch on a beach and a guy runs up behind her and puts his arms around her. Good job dumbass, you're dating a skank with herpes.

6. Play with your hair.
Again with the hair? Women never play with the hair on my back, why the double standard?

7. His hands always find yours.
This is one of those things women read and say "AWW HOW ROMANTIC." I have news for you: holding hands is stupid. Women don't know the first thing about being romantic. Only lesbians hold hands anyway; allow me to explain. The only time it's acceptable to hold hands with anyone is if you're at a peace vigil. Guys don't go to peace vigils, period. If you do, you have to surrender your balls and get a sex transplant because you're a bitch; in either case, you're a woman, and when two women hold hands it can only lead to one thing as far as I'm concerned.

8. Be cute when he really wants something.
Bullshit. When I want something, I yell. If she can't hear me in the kitchen, sometimes I'll threaten beatings if I'm sober.

9. Offer you plenty of massages.
For your boobs maybe. I happen to have the uncanny ability to massage breasts. With my mouth.

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
Let's face it: there are few things in this world more stupid than dancing. Except break dancing, which pirates and lumber jacks would agree is awesome. Other than that, dancing makes me envy cripples.

11. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
See, this is what pisses me off about women: they expect special treatment at their discretion. They want equal rights, equal pay, and equal treatment for everything EXCEPT when it comes to shit like this, then they want you to "react cutely" instead of, say, putting them in a head lock and making them eat ants and/or spiders while you give them carpet burn. Why don't women react "cutely" when men hit them for a change? Oops, I forgot, that's domestic abuse.

12. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
Any guy who would drive five hours just to see a chick for one is an a-hole. If every guy drove around for five hours just to spend one with their girlfriend, we'd fill up the air with so much pollution that we'd all choke on the exhaust, get cancer, and then bake under the sun while our lungs rupture and we slowly die from internal bleeding.

13. Stare at you.
You stupid attention seeking whore, just buy the bitch a mirror, because apparently she thinks that you don't have anything better to do than to sit around and stare at her. If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel.

14. Call for no reason.
Oops, this one belongs on the list of "Twenty-six things women do that piss men off because they need to fill their otherwise vapid lives with something to make them feel like they have a purpose for existing as they eventually realize that they're pissing their youth away on stupid bullshit like fashion trends."

I can't go on, I'm going to go do something less painful like stick my dick in the oven.

[ComradeRed]

okay one thing i learned about girls is:

dont make fights with them...you WILL not win.

Gain the intiative, press the offensive, and bury them.

[NicolynnCat]

-we're fragile so dont punch us like we're ur guy friends
-dont check out girls if ur dating one.PERIOD.
-we like to cuddle
-we like cute little animals
-dont lie to us.
-NEVER BREAK A DATE!

theres some

[MisSyHangy]

1. dont fudge a girl when there pms'n..or even try to finger her..
2. dont ask another girl to have sex with you when your with somone else

- i dunno ><""""

...but girls pms weird.. i dont have mood swing.. im jolly...lolx

[goodgurl312005]

even when she is looking a lil in the bummy side...make her feel like she is the most beautiful girl in the world

[natE'z]

DONT give her a tampon and a hug fer her birthday, thats what my brother did, n she was PISSED

[unf0rsak3n]

if we break up one night, call back in the morning begging for mercy and telling us that you can't live without seeing us everyday. and guys, use your imagination.

[Retrogressive]

did maddox reply to those personally comradered?
i think there are more sensitive guys than that funny a-hole.

[sandra]

love her like it's ur last day

[ichiban]

Please. Don't ever show off or try acting cool. BE YERSELF and we`ll love ya xP

[inthemudhole]

Uhm..

We're very emotional at times..

We would like to think for ourselves.

We (most of the time) would like you (the guy) to make the first move, because we (most of us) get rather nervous in situations.. ^__^

[POonSKi]

try not to get on her nerves wen shes pmsing

yip yip,,, tatz true

[babygurl_xtacy]

i think they should know how to surprise her with things from time to time

[Cinnamoneyes]

If your gf is sick or not feeling well, show a little interest in her health and how she's feeling. Trust me it will go a looonnngg way if you do this.

My bf is not as smart.. i got mono 2 months ago and i left school early everyday for a week until friday, and friday was the first day he showed concern. Then when i couldnt go to school, i never got a call. Now im sick and have been for about a week and a half and still no sympathy. Not trying to be selfish but i feel like shit and well he's too busy with his friends.

So some advice, show that you care.

[wayne]

if you find her cheating, she lies about it...

dont ask for sex if they wear very very dark blue jeans

thier gay freinds are actually GAY

when she says come here.. get your ass over there...