meron akong kwento, listen up yo! |
 Apr 7 2007, 11:58 AM
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 Brown hand smash  Group: Member Posts: 654 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 60,582  |
ang kwento na ito ay narinig ko lang sa isang seminar na dinaluhan ko ukol sa ethical standards sa pagtratrabaho patikular sa mga nasa gobyerno. Magandang aral ang mapupulut sa kwento tungkol sa bukugang baboy, kung atin lamang isasapuso. Ayon sa kwento, may isang lalaki na may ari ng isang napagaling na bulugang baboy. Magaling in a snce na sa loob lamang ng isang araw ay marami itong nabubulog ( nalalahian o nakaka-sex) na inahing baboy. Hindi lamang sa kanilang lugar kundi sa mga karatig lugar. Ito ang ikinabubuhay ng lalaki na may ari sa kanya.
Nakarating umano ang tungkol sa masipag na bulugang baboy sa Bereau of Animal Industry (BAI) . Nagkataon naman na may programa ang gobyerno ng libreng pabulog sa kanayunan. naisip ng mga taga-BAI na mas maganda kung ang naturang baboy ang gagamitin nila sa kanilang programa. Sa madaling sabi ay nilapitan nila ang may ari para bilhin ang bulugan. ayaw syempre ng may ari dahil ito lamang ang kanyang ikinabubuhay. Para napapayag ang may ari inalok ito ng Bai sa halagang 50,000 php kapalit ng bulugan. Umiral ang pagiging praktical ng may ari dahil makakapag simula sya ng pangarap na tindahan ng mga feeds, pwede uli siyang bumili ng bulugang baboy na sana kasing husay ng kanyang alaga. kaya kahil masakit sa kalooban, ibenenta niya ang bulugan, lalo pa at sabi naman ng mga taga BAi ay para sa mas nangangailangan ang pag gagamitan sa barakong baboy. To make the story short, nakuha ng mga taga Bai ang bulugang baboy at agad na inihanda para sa kanilang libreng palahi o pa sex ng baboy. Syempre pa, dumagsa ang mga alagang inahing baboy para mag avail ng libreng pakasta. Ang ipinagtataka, ayaw ng mag perform ng bulugang baboy hindi na ito interesado sa napakaraming inahing baboy na nakapila para ibulog nya. Samantalang noong pag mamay ari pa ito ng kanyang amo, huwag lang di matanaw ang inahing baboy ay nakasugod agad ito at agad kukumbabaw sa inahing baboy! Nadismaya ang mga taga Bai dahil kahit anong pilit nila ay ayaw talagang kumilos ng bulugang baboy, kahit paluin ito ay mas gusto pa na mahiga at matulog. Hangang isa sa mga miron ang humirit: "alam ko na kung bakit ayaw kumasta ng bulugang baboy na yan...." "bakit?" tanong ng taga Bai. " E, kasi tamad na sya dahil nasa GOBYERNO na sya" sagot ng meron the end................ ano ok ?  totoo naman eh ang pangit ng serbisyo ng mga nasa gobyerno ng PILIPINAS kaya di di tayo umuunlad. Vote me for president kung sakali mang tatakbo ako sa nalalapit na hinaharap 
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| *WHIMSICAL 0NE* |
Apr 7 2007, 02:22 PM
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QUOTE(Arjuna Capulong @ Apr 7 2007, 2:12 PM)   ...I didn't need to see that. Sheesh, stop the spammin' guys 
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Apr 7 2007, 02:26 PM
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QUOTE(WHIMSICAL 0NE @ Apr 7 2007, 3:22 PM) Sheesh, stop the spammin' guys  Sure thing ma'am. *bows* |
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| *Monochrome.* |
Apr 7 2007, 02:27 PM
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300 the movie sucked.It was like 3 hours of boring porn.
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Apr 7 2007, 02:27 PM
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QUOTE(xlinh @ Apr 7 2007, 3:26 PM) WTF JUNA *bows*Ok, can someone seriously translate the initial post completely? Otherwise I think I might have to just close this. 
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Apr 7 2007, 02:29 PM
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QUOTE(xlinh @ Apr 7 2007, 12:26 PM) WTF JUNA QUOTE(Monochrome. @ Apr 7 2007, 12:27 PM) 300 the movie sucked.It was like 3 hours of boring porn.  
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Apr 7 2007, 02:31 PM
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Dude this whole bloody topic is spam.
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Apr 7 2007, 02:33 PM
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I actually tried to translate it, but it's too much tagalog for me to explain word for word. It's something about something he (?) heard about in a seminar? Something with the government and to vote for him for president? I don't know.
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Apr 7 2007, 04:00 PM
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 roosternamedingo. Group: Member Posts: 1,211 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,926 |
editingg....
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Apr 7 2007, 04:07 PM
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XANDER. COULD YOU TRANSLATE IT PLEASE? PER FAVORE?
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Apr 7 2007, 04:15 PM
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 Home is where your rump rests! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,235 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 451,969 |
....okay, so I guess we'll discuss how crappy the PI government is.
 THANKYOUSROBBI! :D |
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Apr 7 2007, 04:17 PM
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bulugang means breeding.
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| *S0ul_Reaper* |
Apr 7 2007, 04:18 PM
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DIRTY PIGSSSS!
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Apr 7 2007, 04:20 PM
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Corrupt philippines is corrupt
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Apr 7 2007, 05:28 PM
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Thanks for the translation robbi
 So its about the government. See...I got the pig being involved with breeding thing right! & the why part too LOL
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| *WHIMSICAL 0NE* |
Apr 7 2007, 05:32 PM
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Wow, Robbi, you're amazing.
How are we going to dicuss the politics here?
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Apr 7 2007, 09:46 PM
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 BABESTARR Group: Member Posts: 600 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 442,634 |
I no SA PEEK ENGALITT!
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Apr 7 2007, 10:11 PM
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roosternamedingo. Group: Member Posts: 1,211 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,926 |
QUOTE Dont waste your time, I already posted that I would translate it. I was trying to delete that post. XD erm...I know this sounds stupid..but how do you delete posts? |
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Apr 7 2007, 11:13 PM
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^ answering your question: i don't think you can delete posts.
QUOTE(r o b b i + @ Apr 7 2007, 5:13 PM)  Why are you posting this here? Where the majority can't speak the language? Just say the government sucks and be done with it. |
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Apr 7 2007, 11:14 PM
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Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
QUOTE(pinacoolada @ Apr 7 2007, 11:11 PM) erm...I know this sounds stupid..but how do you delete posts? The little [delete] button on the bottom right of your post. Though, I believe only Official Members and moderators have the ability to delete posts...
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| *Monochrome.* |
Apr 8 2007, 04:23 AM
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wait.What delete button??
What the hell all this time i could have deleted stupid things i said? bah humbug Arjuna |
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Apr 8 2007, 09:02 AM
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On the bottom right next to [quote]? I thought Official Members were allowed to delete their posts.
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Apr 8 2007, 09:49 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 3,459 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 328,021 |
Nope, only mods can so people don't delete their posts and abuse that.
"OMG STOP SPAMMING" -deletes posts- "WTH J00 TALKING ABOUT" That was an interesting read. That's a weird pig. Maybe it needs a comfort buddy. |
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Apr 8 2007, 09:50 AM
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Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
Oh, right. I remember there was a discussion about that before. Thanks.
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Apr 8 2007, 11:02 AM
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Brown hand smash Group: Member Posts: 654 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 60,582 |
good jod robbi, very well said. pabulog sa kanayunan means breeding in the villege
Actually I want the Flip club to read it specially now, for the coming national election in the philippines. I thought they might be interrested. guys come on its the year of the fire pig get use to it mona lisa - Hindi means No yanlin - robbi already translate it very well kryogenix - we are doing our best not to be like that. l love my country. I hope you don't get me wrong |
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Apr 8 2007, 11:33 AM
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roosternamedingo. Group: Member Posts: 1,211 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,926 |
I didn't even know what bulugang baboy meant until someone told me. T_T
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