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 Feb 6 2007, 10:20 PM
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QUOTE(Claudel @ Feb 5 2007, 6:30 AM)  Uh, i was typing, reta. mmkay cutie |
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Feb 6 2007, 10:47 PM
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 long time no CB. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,889 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 493,502 |
hahahahaha!!
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she’s looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words fu-k you and grab the other girl’s @$$. Girls love competition. 9. Warm her up when she’s cold...and not by giving her your jacket... Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say if you don't stop b!tching about the cold right now you're going to be b!tching about a black eye. The best way to get warm is with fear. 19. If she’s mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she’ll be really excited. Now don't call. 21. When she asked “does my butt look big in this?” Don’t say anything. Wait until you get to the party. When you’re there, remind her of the question she asked before. Now grab some stranger and ask for there opinion on her butt. Girls love public attention. lmaoo. this ws so funnyy, thx |
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Feb 10 2007, 09:58 PM
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QUOTE(icy_wonderland @ Feb 2 2007, 11:48 PM) Thought its supposed to be 101, where's the rest of the tips? lmao...101 means like.."the basics". |
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Feb 13 2007, 06:40 PM
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Ace Spades Group: Member Posts: 27 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 496,526 |
haha# 11
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Feb 13 2007, 06:45 PM
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QUOTE(Claudel @ Feb 2 2007, 1:35 PM) Racism? since when is that allowed around here? All this step-by-step-crap is just junk and i really don't know why i wasted my time reading it. SHUT UP! Who cares about racism? Seriously. It's just gonna get worse if you bitch about it. If you couldn't tell already, this thread isn't exactly serious. Calm the hell down. Dude, all of those are funny. |
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Feb 17 2007, 08:11 PM
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 Don't wake ghostie. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,546 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,405 |
QUOTE(Claudel @ Feb 2 2007, 2:35 PM) Racism? since when is that allowed around here? All this step-by-step-crap is just junk and i really don't know why i wasted my time reading it. What, you don't care about sexism either? |
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Feb 27 2007, 07:19 PM
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QUOTE(Claudel @ Feb 3 2007, 5:36 PM) I DONT think that racism should be taken as HUMOR, how about i go and start a topic like "how to treat a Ni&&er 101? i doubt too many will take the "humor" out of that. That would be racist because "Ni&&er" is a racist word used to describe black people. But the person that wrote this didnt use any racist words, so I have no idea where the racism thing is coming from. But anyway, HILARIOUS. 
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Mar 4 2007, 03:03 PM
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ye sure, nvm i love clowns tho, like borat, but you know he tried so much to be funny untill he got a punch right between his eyes. huhuhu so funny, indeed.
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Mar 6 2007, 02:45 AM
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Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965 |
^ Now where is that coming from?
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Mar 6 2007, 02:52 AM
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QUOTE 8. Introduce her to your friends as some chick. Women love those special nicknames.  Oh yes, we do. 
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Mar 6 2007, 02:42 PM
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*Takes notes*
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Mar 21 2007, 08:55 PM
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i thought it was pretty funny, somewhat like heartbreaking haha but really funny
exactly how not to treat a girl haha |
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Mar 22 2007, 08:21 PM
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LOL this thread was interesting and funny
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Apr 1 2007, 02:38 PM
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QUOTE 16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious. QUOTE 14. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about. LOL. this is so funny. |
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Apr 3 2007, 05:54 PM
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Wow.
This isnt funny. |
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Sep 14 2007, 07:01 PM
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Jake - The Unholy Trinity / Premiscuous Poeteer. Group: Member Posts: 1,272 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 411,316 |
You people are morons. It's suppost to be funny, not something that is to be taken serious. WOW!
Grow up people. |
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Sep 19 2007, 08:59 PM
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CB's Forum Troll Group: Member Posts: 926 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,142 |
this thread is older than the internet
whoever bumped this is an epic fail and should kill themselves |
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Sep 21 2007, 05:20 PM
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QUOTE(hi im seon ho @ Feb 2 2007, 10:39 AM) 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.) 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.  |
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Sep 22 2007, 12:47 PM
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QUOTE satire- noun the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. See note at wit . QUOTE sarcasm- noun the use of irony to mock or convey contempt : his voice, hardened by sarcasm, could not hide his resentment. See note at wit . *rolls eyes* Come on, people. It's like 10th grade Lit. Someone was simply trying to make fun of those silly little chain letters, you know "51 Things Boyfriends Should Do." |
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