White Friends-Asian Friends Comparison Options

[JerzDevil]

This is not stereotypical!!!

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
ASIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.
WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
ASIAN FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we f**ked up...but that shit was fun!"
WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
ASIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
ASIAN FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.
WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
ASIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
ASIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
ASIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
ASIAN FRIENDS: Are for life.
WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
ASIAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"
WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
ASIAN FRIENDS: Will knock them the f**k out!!
WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.