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post Mar 16 2007, 10:15 PM
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QUOTE(Mulder @ Mar 17 2007, 5:56 AM) *
ah yes.

her:"so like, you know you're going to hell right?"
me: "well, actually, jews don't believe in hell."
her: "but you don't believe in jesus, so you're going to hell!"
me: "no. not so much"
her: "dont say I didn't warn you when you burn in hell for all of eternity!"

yeah, I'm jewish too.

I hate bitches who tell me I'll go to hell because I don't believe in God. Assholes.
 
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post Mar 16 2007, 10:54 PM
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Oh, Suz, that reminds me. Someone asked me if I lived in huts in stilts on water and if I fish for a living. One even asked me if I rode a panda around.
 
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post Mar 16 2007, 11:00 PM
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Every time my spanish teacher sees me look at an asian girl she doesn't know, she asks me if the girl's my girlfriend. She's seen my girlfriend before, but is convinced that all asians look alike. Worst of all, she's completely serious in asking me, and can't recognize my girlfriend's face.
 
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post Mar 17 2007, 07:18 AM
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QUOTE(WHIMSICAL 0NE @ Mar 17 2007, 2:52 AM) *
I have hispanic friends who get this alot. I also have some hispanic friends who don't speak Spanish and people always assume they do.


My personal favorite is"You arent a good mexican since you dont speak spanish."That to me is so beyond rude it like makes me want to clench my fists up and punch the hell out of the table or whatever is in front of me. because...wow..Im even pissed off just thinking about it.
 
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post Mar 17 2007, 10:27 AM
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I once stated that I support Gay Marriage and was then accused of not being a "Real Catholic". hammer.gif

I've also been suspected of being a lesbian for the same reason above. rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif
 
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post Mar 17 2007, 11:30 AM
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^ Lol same here. I've heard people say that only Gay people support Gay rights. So hah I've been assumed to be once or twice too... when I'm obviously not. ohmy.gif
 
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post Mar 17 2007, 02:01 PM
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So you're chinese, so you were born in China.
UHM NO stupid people.
Say ____ in chinese.
uhm idk how?
Doy uo buy your clothes in China?
WTF doesn't mean that I'm chinese means I buy clothes from china..
 

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