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ah yes. her:"so like, you know you're going to hell right?" me: "well, actually, jews don't believe in hell." her: "but you don't believe in jesus, so you're going to hell!" me: "no. not so much" her: "dont say I didn't warn you when you burn in hell for all of eternity!" yeah, I'm jewish too. I hate bitches who tell me I'll go to hell because I don't believe in God. Assholes. |
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Oh, Suz, that reminds me. Someone asked me if I lived in huts in stilts on water and if I fish for a living. One even asked me if I rode a panda around.
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Every time my spanish teacher sees me look at an asian girl she doesn't know, she asks me if the girl's my girlfriend. She's seen my girlfriend before, but is convinced that all asians look alike. Worst of all, she's completely serious in asking me, and can't recognize my girlfriend's face.
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*Monochrome.* |
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I have hispanic friends who get this alot. I also have some hispanic friends who don't speak Spanish and people always assume they do. My personal favorite is"You arent a good mexican since you dont speak spanish."That to me is so beyond rude it like makes me want to clench my fists up and punch the hell out of the table or whatever is in front of me. because...wow..Im even pissed off just thinking about it. |
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![]() Home is where your rump rests! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,235 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 451,969 ![]() |
I once stated that I support Gay Marriage and was then accused of not being a "Real Catholic".
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^ Lol same here. I've heard people say that only Gay people support Gay rights. So hah I've been assumed to be once or twice too... when I'm obviously not.
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So you're chinese, so you were born in China.
UHM NO stupid people. Say ____ in chinese. uhm idk how? Doy uo buy your clothes in China? WTF doesn't mean that I'm chinese means I buy clothes from china.. |
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