What Is Your Fav Movie Quote? Options

[misskentucky]

Hannibal Rising

Hannibal: I believe you inquired about her... pussy? Which... way did it run? Did it run crossways.. LIKE THIS?! *SLASH WITH SAMURAI SWORD*

[much2muse]

Tons of quotes from POTC.

LOTR
Gimli: "Nobody tosses a dwarf!" haha.

Pride and prejudice
Mr. Darcy: Miss Elizabeth. I have struggled in vain and I can bear it no longer. These past months have been a torment. I came to Rosings with the single object of seeing you... I had to see you. I have fought against my better judgment, my family's expectations, the inferiority of your birth by rank and circumstance. All these things I am willing to put aside and ask you to end my agony.
Elizabeth Bennet: I don't understand.
Mr. Darcy: I love you.

and the rest of that scene! <333 awwwww


how to lose a guy in 10 days

Andie: Our love fern! You let it die!
Ben: No, honey, it's just sleeping.

Andie: Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?
Ben: Who's Princess Sophia?
[Andie points at his crotch]
Andie: Little, big, little, big... I don't know... we will find out!
Ben: You can't name my member... Princess Sophia.
Andie: Yes, I can!
Ben: If you are gonna name my... member, you have to name it something hyper masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King!

16 candles
farmer ted: [Farmer Ted is in Jake's dad car. Jake just saw he and Caroline kissing] I'm dead.
[the phone rings and he answers it]
farmer ted: Hello?
Cliff: Ted, you never called us back. What happened?
farmer ted: Look, wheez, I told you not to call me here.
Cliff: Ted, we're dying, what happened?
farmer ted: You wanna know what happened? Buy the book!

pretty in pink
Duckie: What now?
Andie: Bed.
Duckie: Yours or mine? Ours?

national treasure
Riley Poole: No, we didn't. We didn't miss it because... you don't know this? I know something about history that you don't know.
Ben Gates: I'd be very excited to learn about it, Riley.
Riley Poole: Hold on one second, let me just take in this moment. This is cool. Is this how you feel all the time? Well, except now.

[*My Cinderella.*]

"This is the most fun I've had without lubricant."

[Simba]

Pulp Fiction
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERF***ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!

[Jules and Vincent take Marvin with them in their car and Vincent's gun goes off and blows Marvin's head off]
Vincent: Whoa!
Jules: What the f**k's happening, man? Ah, s**t man!
Vincent: Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.
Jules: Why the f**k did you do that!
Vincent: Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!

[viugiufgjhfhjfhg...]

"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy." - from The Outlaw Josey Wales.

"None of the tests have been conclusive so far, but we expect to find the cause of your illness after we perfom a simple surgical procedure on you called autopsy." - Kind of made this one myself a few minutes ago. I will write the rest of the script if someone's interested in filming it ;O.

[Blaqheartedstar]

Remember theres nothing faster then slow - Cat, The Cat In The Hat
Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different? - Davey Jones, Dead Man's Chest
And thus I clothe my naked villainy / With old odd ends stolen forth from holy writ/And seem a saint when most I play the devil.- V, V For Vedetta
Oh, the dragon's balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave, Then I sliced his fcuking cockles with my long and shiny blade - JB, Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
Hold me touch me, Hold me touch me... Kiss me feel me, Yank me spank me, Suck me fu... ah! Here she is - Max Bialystock, The Producers
Let's assume for a moment, that you are a dishonest man. - Leo Bloom, The Producers
Assume away. - Max Bialystock, The Producers

"This is the most fun I've had without lubricant."

omg i heard that before... but who said it?

[Siena Jade]

^ I think it's from Saw?

(MI:3)

Brassel: Mr. Musgrave, please don't interrupt me when I'm asking rhetorical questions.

(Ferris Bueller's Day Off)

Cameron: What'd I do?
Ferris: You killed the car.

Sloane: The city looks so peaceful from up here.
Ferris: Anything is peaceful from one thousand, three hundred and fifty-three feet.
Cameron: I think I see my dad.

Economics Teacher: Bueller? ... Bueller? ... Bueller?
Simone: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Economics Teacher: Thank you, Simone
Simone: No problem whatsoever.

Boy in Police Station: Drugs?
Jeannie: Thank you, no. I'm straight.
Boy in Police Station: I meant, are you in here for drugs?
Jeannie: Why are you here?
Boy in Police Station: Drugs.

[*chaneun*]

"f**k you."
"f**k yourself."
"So how's your mother?"
"Good. She's tired from f**kin' my father."

[femmefatale4160]

"After all, tomorrow is another day."
-Gone With the Wind

"And although Danielle and the Prince did live happily ever after, the point, gentlemen, is that they lived."
-Ever After

"Look, Daddy! Teacher says, "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings!"
-It's a Wonderful Life

"As a matter of fact, I feel like expressing myself right now."
-Funny Face

"Stand up. Your father's passing." <--I don't so much love the quote as I do the scene.
-To Kill a Mockingbird

"Fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave."
-Labyrinth

[[Mediocre]Artist]

"I'm about as expert as a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench."
Sin City

"And Jedi's the most insulting installment. Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!"
"Well, isn't that true?"

"I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't, I can't look into your eyes without feeling that, that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, because I've never felt this way before, and I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But God, I just, I couldn't allow another day to go by without just getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And, you know, I'll accept that. But I know... I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitation, then that means you feel something too. All I ask, please, is that you just, you just not dismiss that - and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds. Alyssa, there isn't another soul on this f**king planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it is there between you and me. You can't deny that. Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I'm forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me, which - while I do appreciate it - I'd never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of. "
Chasing Amy

[YaGurlSukedMe2SL...]

im his father, your the one f**king his mom

[[Mediocre]Artist]

^Fantastic movie

[mznikki]

this one came to mind right away- from Tommy Boy "fat guy in a little suit!"

rush hour 2
Lee: Do you understand the words that are a-coming out of my mouth?
James Carter: Don't nobody understand the words that are comin' out of your mouth.

oh and this one, rush hour 2 also.
James Carter: Just tell me how the Triads gonna kill us.
Lee: They will torture us for three days.
James Carter: Okay, I can handle that.
Lee: Then they will cut off our eggrolls.
James Carter: Cut off our eggrolls? Oh hell no! We gotta get out of here!

i'll add more later

[breakingdawn]

"Don't you stomp those last season Prada shoes at me, honey"



I just think the way he says it is really funny. Legally Blonde, fyi.

[Simba]

Platoon
Tony Hoyt: "What the f**k is your problem, Taylor? She's a f**king dink!"
Chris Taylor: "She's a f**king human being, man! F**k you!"

Ronin
Sam: "Either you're part of the problem or you're part of the solution or you're just part of the landscape."

Vincent: "What do you want for Christmas?"
Sam: "My two front teeth."

Gregor: "Can't we do something?"
Sam: "We are doing something, we're sitting here waiting."

Not Another Teen Movie
Teen at prom: "Who would've guessed that everyone in school was a professional dancer?"

[During song]
Malik: "I'm only in this song because I'm the black guy."

[*My Cinderella.*]

^ haha, I loved that movie.

Not Another Teen Movie
"Why is everyone is slow motion?"
"We can't...move...until she moves..."

[DaveysBlackWings]

Well. I know CSI: Miami isn't a movie, but they have some friggin funny things to say on that show especially Tim "Speed" Speedle.

Man: What killed that guy?
Tim Speedle: He had gas.

[looking for evidence in a house]
Tim Speedle: Why's it always gotta be in the toilet?

You would have to see this Episode in order to laugh at it?

Tim Speedle: [to Eric] She's way too cheerful.

I also love quotes from the breakfast club. I love the part where Bender mocks Brian and his family.

John Bender: So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right?

Andrew: Speak for yourself.
Bender: Do you think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language

Bender: Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...

[the ceiling gives way]
Bender: Oh, *shit*.


Well and then theres my favorite movie! The Labyrinth and Dazed and Confused.

Slater: "Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man."

[femmefatale4160]

Well and then theres my favorite movie! The Labyrinth.

I give you props for having excellent taste in movies, but I feel the need to tell you that "The" is not in the title. It's Jim Henson's Labyrinth. The end.

[soulgetpast]

"i f**ked your motha!"

[AimeeLynn]

10 Things I Hate About You
"1. I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
2. I hate the way you drive my car.
3. I hate it when you stare.
4. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind.
5. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.
6. I hate the way you're always right.
7. I hate it when you lie.
8. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.
9. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call.
10. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all."
Cinderella story
*masculine* "Never fear! Zorro is here!
*excited and dorky*And he's got the keys to his dad's Mercedes!

Not Another Teen Movie
"Why is everyone is slow motion?"
"We can't...move...until she moves..."

LMFAO That's a funny movie.

[SHE ATE ART.]

You had the entire human race pegged. -Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

[silly ol' man]

Miles: It tastes like the back of a f**king L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bullshit. f**kin' Raid.
Jack: Tastes pretty good to me.

Sideways

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Arnie: I'm having a birthday party, but you're not invited, but you can come if you want.

What's Eating Gilbert Grape

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Jack: I think if people see this footage, they'll say, "Oh, my God, that's horrible." And then they'll go on eating their dinners.

Hotel Rwanda

[HakunaMatata]

Topics Merged.

[*Kathleen*]

"Wow, I haven't been f**ked like that since grade school."
-- Marla Singer, Fight Club

[*.fire*]

Donnie:
A storm is coming, Frank says /
A storm that will swallow the children /
And I will deliver them from the kingdom of pain /
I will deliver the children back the their doorsteps /
And send the monsters back to the underground /
I'll send them back to a place where no-one else can see them /
Except for me /
Because I am Donnie Darko.