Favorite Movie Quotes, What are yours? Options

[Elemental-Dragon]

What are your favorite movie quotes?
You can post as many as you like.
If you could, post the name of the movie above the quotes.
Here's a few of mine:

The Prestige

Alfred Borden: You went half way around the world..you spent a fortune.. you did terrible things...really terrible things Robert, and all for nothing.
Robert Angier: For nothing?
Alfred Borden: Yeah
Robert Angier: You never understood, why we did this. The audience knows the truth: the world is simple. It's miserable, solid all the way through. But if you could fool them, even for a second, then you can make them wonder, and then you..then you got to see something really special.. you really don't know?..it was..it was the look on their faces..

Cutter: Every great magic trick consists of three acts. The first act is called "The Pledge"; The magician shows you something ordinary, but of course... it probably isn't. The second act is called "The Turn"; The magician makes his ordinary some thing do something extraordinary. Now if you're looking for the secret... you won't find it, that's why there's a third act called, "The Prestige"; this is the part with the twists and turns, where lives hang in the balance, and you see something shocking you've never seen before.

[last lines]
Cutter: Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it because you're not really looking. You don't really want to know the secret... You want to be fooled.


The Brothers Grimm

Will Grimm: I've been thinking of an alternative career path. One that uses all of our new expertise.
Jacob Grimm: Will.
Will Grimm: I haven't sorted it yet...
Jacob Grimm: Will, this is the real world. We-we're men without a country, we're enemies of the state, and worst of all we haven't a single bean to our names.
Will Grimm: It's a good name, though, isn't it?
Jacob Grimm: It's a damn good name. Let's dance. Come on!

Jacob Grimm: [about the Mirror Queen] She's still there, Will! She's still alive!
Will Grimm: What, for five hundred years?
Jacob Grimm: Yeah, but they haven't been kind, I can tell you that, Will!

Jacob Grimm: Will, it's this way!
Will Grimm: No, no, it's this way! Grandmother Toad told me!
Jacob Grimm: What?
Will Grimm: [dead serious] Trust-the-toad!

Van Helsing

Frankenstein's Monster: Let me go!
Carl: Where are you going to go? I don't know if you've looked in the mirror lately, but you kind of stick out in a crowd.

Dracula: Igor... Do unto others...
Igor: Before they do it unto me!

Top Hat: I see the Wolfman hasn't killed you yet.
Van Helsing: Don't worry. He's getting to it.

Carl: Why does it smell like wet dog in here?

[after Van Helsing's first, failed attempt to kill Dracula]
Anna Valerious: A silver stake? A crucifix? What, did you think we haven't tried everything before? We've shot him, stabbed him, clubbed him, sprayed him with holy water, staked him through the heart, and STILL he lives! Do you understand? No-one knows how to kill Dracula!
Van Helsing: [looks smug] Well, I could have used that information a little earlier.

Anna Valerious: We Transylvanians always look on the brighter side.
Van Helsing: There's a brighter side of death?
Anna Valerious: Of course. It's just harder to see.

Carl: Now, you won't turn into a werewolf until your first full moon. That's two days from now. So we have 48 hours to find a solution. But you'll still be able to fight Dracula's hold over you until the final stroke of midnight.
Van Helsing: Sounds like I have nothing to worry about.
Carl: Oh, my God, you should be terrified!
Van Helsing: Thank you.
Carl: Sorry.

Mr. Hyde: So, you're the great Van Helsing.
Van Helsing: And you're a deranged psychopath.
Mr. Hyde: We all have our little problems.

Van Helsing: Carl, I need you to do something
Carl: I'm not gonna like this am I?

Van Helsing: To have memories of those you have loved and lost is perhaps harder than to have no memories at all....

Carl: So what do you remember?
Van Helsing: Not now, Carl.
Carl: There must be something?
Van Helsing: [dead serious] I remember fighting the Romans at Masada.
Carl: That was in 73 A.D.
Van Helsing: You asked.

[approaching the entrance to Castle Dracula]
Carl: Do we have a plan? I mean, it doesn't have to be Wellington's at Waterloo, but some kind of plan would be nice.
Van Helsing: We're going to go in there and stop Dracula.
Anna Valerious: And kill anyone who gets in our way.
Carl: [quickly turns around] Well, you let me know how that goes...

Velkan: I would rather die than help you.
Dracula: Oh, don't be boring, everybody who says that dies.

Carl: What are we doing here? Why is it so important to kill this Dracula anyway?
Van Helsing: Because he's the son of the devil.
Carl: I mean besides that.
Van Helsing: Because if we kill him, anything bitten by him or created will also die.
Carl: I mean besides that.

Van Helsing: You ever see these things before?
Anna Valerious:No, what do you think they are?
Van Helsing: Offspring.
Anna Valerious: What?
Van Helsing: A man, with three gorgeous women, for four hundred years?

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Police officer: Attacked by Christmas toys? That's strange, that's the second toy complaint we've had.

Mayor: Jack, please, I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself!

Jack Skellington: [singing] Just because I cannot see it, doesn't mean I can't believe it!

Jack Skellington: [singing] And on a dark cold night, under full moonlight, he flies into the fog like a vulture in the sky!
[in a deeper, more frightening tone]
Jack Skellington: And they call him Sandy Claws!

[pushing Santa down the pipe]
Shock: I think he might be too big.
Lock: No he's not! If he can go down a chimney he can fit...
[shoves]
Lock: down...
[shoves again]
Lock: ... here!
[Santa slides down the pipe]

Jack Skellington: Sally! I need your help most of all.
Sally: You certainly do, Jack. I've had the most horrible vision!
Jack Skellington: That's splendid!

Santa: Haven't you heard of peace on earth and goodwill toward men?
Lock, Shock, Barrel: NO! [laugh meniaclly]

Pirates of the Caribbean 1

Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate.

Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!

Pintel: Your'e supposed to be dead!
Jack Sparrow: Am I not?

Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it.

Barbossa: Why thank ye, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: You're welcome.
Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.

Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.

Barbossa: So you expect to leave me standing on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it's the one I need and watch you sail away on my ship?
Jack Sparrow: No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I'll shout the name back to you. Savvy?
Barbossa: But that still leaves us with the problem of me standing on some beach with naught but a name and your word it's the one I need.
Jack Sparrow: Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn't betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you.
[bites into an apple]
Jack Sparrow: Funny ol' world, innit?
[offers him an apple]

Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Will Turner: This is either madness... or brilliance.
Jack Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Murtogg: I said no lies.
Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

OK, I know that was alot and was probably a little boring.
You guys's turn!!!