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10 Facts About the Bathroom
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post Jan 23 2007, 03:35 PM
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1. An average person visits the toliet 2,500 times per year. (6-8 times per day)

2. People spend at least 3 years of their lives on the toliet.

3. Seven million cell phones are dropped in the toliet per year.

4. Americans use a lot more toliet paper than any other country. (7 sheets on average)

5. People have flushed down the toliet: goldfish, false teeth, socks, underwear, bras, shirts, shoes, mice, hamsters, toy cars, action figures, Barbies, toothbrushes, and whole rolls of toliet paper.

6. Most toliets flush on an E-flat note.

7. 10,000 times you have to change a baby's diaper until it learns how to go to the bathroom itself.

8. Men spend 140 days of his life shaving.

9. Brushing your teeth with the water on wastes 5 gallons of water. Shaving with the water on wastes 15 to 20 gallons.

10. Females takes 3 times longer than males in the bathroom.
 
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post Jan 23 2007, 08:36 PM
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2. rofl1.gif WOW. Someone can get a degree in 3 years.

4. O_O That's too much.

5. rofl1.gif For amusement?

6. laugh.gif SO very random.

10. laugh.gif I suppose that's true.
 
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post Jan 23 2007, 09:03 PM
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lmao, #8 cracked me up.

And #6 is a really intresting fact.
Lets face it, we all spend loads of time in the bathroom.

Thanks for the facts, lol.
 
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post Jan 23 2007, 11:23 PM
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#9 makes me guilty/sad XD.gif
 
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post Jan 23 2007, 11:49 PM
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I think that #3 and #6 are definitely my favorite.
Thank you for sharing these wonderful facts...

Also, I'd like to say that #10 does not apply to me, For numorous reasons (like the fact that I dont wear makeup).
 
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post Jan 23 2007, 11:53 PM
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This is some of the most interesting stuff i've read.
In regards to #5..does the stuff actually get flushed down or does it clog the toilet? blink.gif
 
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post Jan 23 2007, 11:59 PM
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QUOTE(catastrophic @ Jan 23 2007, 11:53 PM) *
This is some of the most interesting stuff i've read.
In regards to #5..does the stuff actually get flushed down or does it clog the toilet? blink.gif


uh... i don't know...

the source was from this bathroom redesign catalog i got today and it was interesting. but they might... like the toilet paper... i'm not sure though
 
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post Jan 24 2007, 12:32 AM
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I HATE HATE HATE when people leave the water running when they brush their teeth or something.
 
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post Jan 24 2007, 07:27 AM
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QUOTE(xMyStIcShAd0wSx @ Jan 24 2007, 4:35 AM) *
5. People have flushed down the toliet: goldfish, false teeth, socks, underwear, bras, shirts, shoes, mice, hamsters, toy cars, action figures, Barbies, toothbrushes, and whole rolls of toliet paper.

Holy shizz.
How did they get there? ohmy.gif blink.gif
 
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post Jan 24 2007, 01:00 PM
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I think I spend at least 10 years of my life sitting on the toilet, though. rolleyes.gif
 
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^ I'm not going to ask. Haha.

I've read those before. There's no way number 9 with my OCD. Sorry, not going to happen...
 
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post Feb 18 2007, 05:35 PM
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XD.gif Interesting... #6 I am so guilty
 
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post Feb 18 2007, 09:49 PM
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Were the goldfish dead or alive?
 
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post Feb 18 2007, 09:51 PM
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# 6 was my favorite. XD.gif
 
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post Feb 18 2007, 09:53 PM
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#6 is the most random, and interesting.
 
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post Feb 19 2007, 01:54 PM
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6. Most toliets flush on an E-flat note.





haha I found that sooo amusing.
 
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post Feb 19 2007, 01:56 PM
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Number four rings so, so true. XD.gif
 
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post Feb 21 2007, 12:01 PM
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This makes me want to go!!! Hah, tmi?
 
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I should start turning off my water when I brush my teeth...
 
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post Mar 4 2007, 02:30 PM
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Are the hamster/mice dead or alive when flushed? mellow.gif
 
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post Mar 17 2007, 10:27 AM
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^ oh man... that will be sooo messed up of it was alive
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5. People have flushed down the toliet: goldfish, false teeth, socks, underwear, bras, shirts, shoes, mice, hamsters, toy cars, action figures, Barbies, toothbrushes, and whole rolls of toliet paper.
6. Most toliets flush on an E-flat note.
5. shoes? wtf and barbies?? lmfao oh yeah we flush dead bugs too can't forget that
6. thats crazy lol
 
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post Mar 21 2007, 08:16 PM
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5. People have flushed down the toliet: goldfish, false teeth, socks, underwear, bras, shirts, shoes, mice, hamsters, toy cars, action figures, Barbies, toothbrushes, and whole rolls of toliet paper.


rofl1.gif This one was my favorite
 
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