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HOW TO TREAT A LADY 101
krnxswat
post Feb 2 2007, 11:39 AM
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1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say could be better. This will keep her on her toes and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewellery is for pussies and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she’s looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words fu-k you and grab the other girl’s @$$. Girls love competition.

8. Introduce her to your friends as some chick. Women love those special nicknames.

9. Warm her up when she’s cold...and not by giving her your jacket... Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say if you don't stop b!tching about the cold right now you're going to be b!tching about a black eye. The best way to get warm is with fear.

10. Take her to a party. When you get there she’ll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

12. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

13. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she’ll go crazy.

14. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

15. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

17. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that’s important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

19. If she’s mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she’ll be really excited. Now don't call.

20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you get off before she does, then get off her and leave. Girls love that.

21. When she asked “does my butt look big in this?” Don’t say anything. Wait until you get to the party. When you’re there, remind her of the question she asked before. Now grab some stranger and ask for there opinion on her butt. Girls love public attention.
 

Posts in this topic
hi im seon ho   HOW TO TREAT A LADY 101   Feb 2 2007, 11:39 AM
Claudel   QUOTE6. Recognize the small things . . . they usua...   Feb 2 2007, 01:35 PM
JakeKKing   QUOTE(Claudel @ Feb 2 2007, 1:35 PM) Raci...   Feb 13 2007, 06:45 PM
Retrogressive   QUOTE(Claudel @ Feb 2 2007, 2:35 PM) Raci...   Feb 17 2007, 08:11 PM
SimplicityGirl   I'm sure girls don't like being treated li...   Feb 2 2007, 02:21 PM
magicfann   QUOTE(hi im seon ho @ Feb 2 2007, 3:12 PM...   Feb 3 2007, 04:23 PM
Rachel is love   QUOTE(magicfann @ Feb 3 2007, 2:23 PM) Do...   Feb 3 2007, 05:35 PM
Mr. Slowjamz   hmmm .......this is verryyy berry interesting .   Feb 2 2007, 02:58 PM
xcaitlinx   wow, lighten the f**k up. this is HILARIOUS. i...   Feb 2 2007, 03:04 PM
hi im seon ho   QUOTE(xcaitlinx @ Feb 2 2007, 3:04 PM) wo...   Feb 2 2007, 03:07 PM
Uronacid   AHAHAAHAHHAhahahahhahaAHaHAHAHahahahHAhahAHhaHahaH...   Feb 2 2007, 03:11 PM
hi im seon ho   I missed making fun of retards like the first two ...   Feb 2 2007, 03:12 PM
lil_gymnast6   wtf? haha Moved to Humor.   Feb 2 2007, 03:13 PM
xMyStIcShAd0wSx   This is the Humor section. Things here are not sup...   Feb 2 2007, 11:30 PM
a painefull euphoria   QUOTE15. Titty twisters and plenty of them. hhah...   Feb 2 2007, 11:45 PM
icy_wonderland   Thought its supposed to be 101, where's the re...   Feb 2 2007, 11:48 PM
hi im seon ho   QUOTE(icy_wonderland @ Feb 2 2007, 11:48 ...   Feb 3 2007, 05:27 AM
xcaitlinx   QUOTE(icy_wonderland @ Feb 2 2007, 11:48 ...   Feb 10 2007, 09:58 PM
gita   hehehehe ahahahahahaha that was hilarious =] light...   Feb 3 2007, 05:45 PM
Claudel   QUOTE(gita @ Feb 4 2007, 12:45 AM) hehehe...   Feb 3 2007, 06:36 PM
MiSSxMELON   QUOTE(Claudel @ Feb 3 2007, 7:36 PM) I DO...   Feb 3 2007, 10:58 PM
Stuckie   QUOTE(Claudel @ Feb 3 2007, 5:36 PM) I DO...   Feb 27 2007, 07:19 PM
swiftly_x_now   QUOTE(hi im seon ho @ Feb 2 2007, 11:39 A...   Feb 3 2007, 09:31 PM
Claudel   roflmaover.   Feb 4 2007, 06:04 AM
magicfann   QUOTE(Claudel @ Feb 4 2007, 6:04 AM) rofl...   Feb 4 2007, 11:11 AM
MiSSxMELON   QUOTE(magicfann @ Feb 4 2007, 12:11 PM) U...   Feb 4 2007, 12:05 PM
Claudel   QUOTE(magicfann @ Feb 4 2007, 6:11 PM) Uh...   Feb 5 2007, 06:30 AM
magicfann   QUOTE(Claudel @ Feb 5 2007, 6:30 AM) Uh, ...   Feb 6 2007, 10:20 PM
Rachel is love   Please stop spamming and bashing guys. The list wa...   Feb 5 2007, 09:03 AM
Claudel   Yeah let's all start making racial comments fo...   Feb 5 2007, 01:33 PM
Jinny   hahahahaha!! 7. If you're talking to ...   Feb 6 2007, 10:47 PM
noheadnorman   haha# 11   Feb 13 2007, 06:40 PM
Claudel   ye sure, nvm i love clowns tho, like borat, but yo...   Mar 4 2007, 03:03 PM
Stuckie   ^ Now where is that coming from?   Mar 6 2007, 02:45 AM
tainted_angel   QUOTE8. Introduce her to your friends as some chic...   Mar 6 2007, 02:52 AM
No Fear   *Takes notes*   Mar 6 2007, 02:42 PM
itsnever4ever   i thought it was pretty funny, somewhat like heart...   Mar 21 2007, 08:55 PM
Tysh   LOL this thread was interesting and funny   Mar 22 2007, 08:21 PM
pinacoolada   QUOTE16. If you're listening to music, and she...   Apr 1 2007, 02:38 PM
RAWRstephishere   Wow. This isnt funny.   Apr 3 2007, 05:54 PM
JakeKKing   You people are morons. It's suppost to be funn...   Sep 14 2007, 07:01 PM
magicfann   this thread is older than the internet whoever bum...   Sep 19 2007, 08:59 PM
MissFits   QUOTE(hi im seon ho @ Feb 2 2007, 10:39 A...   Sep 21 2007, 05:20 PM
WickedDreamer   QUOTEsatire- noun the use of humor, irony, exagger...   Sep 22 2007, 12:47 PM


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