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joke, do u get it?
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justdream08
post Jun 7 2004, 11:59 AM
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How Long is a chinese name
 
justdream08
post Jun 7 2004, 12:24 PM
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no one gets it...haha
 
im like hoy
post Jun 7 2004, 12:37 PM
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i get it.. is it spos'd to be funny
 
darkcoldplace
post Jun 7 2004, 12:43 PM
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whats it mean im too lazy to think hard!
 
WildGriffin
post Jun 7 2004, 01:23 PM
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How Long is a chinese name.

Example:
Some Dude "Hey how long, was up?"
How Long "not bad"
 
ComradeRed
post Jun 7 2004, 03:34 PM
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The phonetic spelling for that would be HAO Long, not How Long...
 
darkcoldplace
post Jun 7 2004, 03:36 PM
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o haha "how long" is his name thanks wildgriffin im so dumb lmao!
 
justdream08
post Jun 7 2004, 04:02 PM
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lol, someone got it right!!!!
 
mai_z
post Jun 7 2004, 04:54 PM
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i get it.....it's not funny
 
Winter
post Jun 8 2004, 02:08 AM
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I get it but it's not funny at all.
 
tinababy143
post Jun 8 2004, 02:19 AM
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oh i get it..its more of a riddle i suppose than a joke..i think..
 
dani41790
post Jun 8 2004, 03:33 AM
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i get it, its not that funni though
 
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post Jun 8 2004, 02:37 PM
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now i get it...
i agree with dani41790.. its not funni
sorri haha =]
 
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post Jun 8 2004, 10:52 PM
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i dont get it...
 
Luster Soldier
post Jun 8 2004, 11:31 PM
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It's just word-play....sorry but I don't find that funny.
 
faithin_felix
post Jun 9 2004, 12:39 AM
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hao long?
 
*krnxswat*
post Jun 9 2004, 08:44 AM
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QUOTE(ComradeRed @ Jun 7 2004, 4:34 PM)
The phonetic spelling for that would be HAO Long, not How Long...

It's called humor, buddy. _smile.gif
 
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post Jun 9 2004, 08:52 AM
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errrm, I got it but it wasn;t that funnie, sry
 
ComradeRed
post Jun 9 2004, 10:33 AM
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Better Chinese Wordplay:

HU'S ON FIRST
By James Sherman

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
 
easilyxamusedx
post Jun 9 2004, 10:44 AM
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hey hott pants.
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har. har. yawn.gif
 
xjjajeengx
post Jun 9 2004, 09:50 PM
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uh. haha. really dry. _dry.gif blink.gif i didnt get it at first.
 
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post Jun 10 2004, 04:52 PM
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o. ha. i get it now. it's not that funny though
 
LatinaLady
post Jun 11 2004, 12:29 AM
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i go it until someone said about hao long. i was actually thinking of counting letters
 
islandkiss
post Jun 13 2004, 11:15 AM
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wtf? huh.gif this isn't funny.
 
darkangel
post Jun 23 2004, 06:36 PM
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i get it....but it's not funny.
 
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