Holy Rice Cakes and Smelly Cheese . . . He's 18., a joyous occasion, full of sugar and presents. Options

[*Kathleen*]

Joyeaux anniversaire, Jose.

[voguelove]

well, now you can!


happy 18th!

qestion-do mods post for everyone's birthday?

[*a painefull euphoria*]

Happy birthday, Jose. :)

I don't have a present for you. I'm broke and had to pay a ton of money for my son's school picture.

school pictures for kids are bloody expencive now of days.'
my mum payed over 100 bucks total for all 5 of my other siblings.


well happy 18 birthday jose even though i dont know you.

[smoke]

Nice Jose. Happy birthday.

[Jeng]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSE :DDDD

[Simba]

Look at all our cB-ers going off to be adults one by one.

Ha ha, Happy Birthday Jose.

[moninja]

happy birthday oppa.
i haven't talked to you in ages. we need to webcam sometime!

qestion-do mods post for everyone's birthday?

no.

[*mona lisa*]

AHA. I NOW KNOW WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT. :P



Happy birthday, Jose!

My cake >>> Katie's cake (but you get cool points for a The-Little-Mermaid-themed cake).

[*My Cinderella.*]

Happy Birthday, Jose! Have a good one you old fart!

[*slammin shelby*]

happy birthday you used to know me

[Smoogrish]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EX-HUSBAND! Throb:

I don't know if we're still married or not (are we?), but anyways, I hope you have a great one! Oldie.

[iDecay]

Meimei: OMG MEIMEI J00 4123 73|-| |_0\/31)!!!!!!!!!! I'll see you tonight. Naked. In bed. My bed. With candle lights. Barry White music playing. Whips and Handcuffs? *rawr*

8-ish sound okay?

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

Danielle:
You're my honey bunch
Sugar plum
Pumby-umby-umpkins
You're my sweety pie
You're my cuppycake
Gumdrop
something something something
The apple of my eye.
And I love you so
And I want you to know
That I'll always be right here
And I love to sing this song to you
Because
You
Are
So
Deeear.


Kathleen: OMG A KATHLEEN RESPONSE [ insert cute french nothings here ]

Dear APPLEjuicex,
Will you marry me?
[_] Yes [_]No
Love,
Jose

a painefull euphoria : I don't know you either.

iRock cB: Oh God, Jesus. I forgot your name. Seriously, I need to take Ginko or something. Weren't you the one that said FFX was going on the XboX360?

Melissa: HI MELISSA I LOVE AND MISS YOU!

Jesus: Does it bother you that someone named Santa is stealing your thunder in your birthday? Because I swear, if Santa went around giving presents during MY birthday, I'd kick his ass. Seriously, Santa's blood would be spilled.

Mawnee/Dongseng/Appleofmyeye: Hello. I saw you on MSN earlier, but I didn't know if you still wanted to webbie. Miss you

Mona: Oh mona... *shakes head* See, if I had anything to reminisce with you, this is where I'd put it. But hell, it's my birthday. We'll make something up.

Remember when you and I were in that mountain in Wyoming herding sheep? God, that was nice. The peace and tranquility of the meadows, I miss them. But oh, wow. I still remember what happened that night in the tent. Oh my. I've never heard someone scream my name that loud. ...

.... That got weird in my head so I won't continue. Thanks for the cake. Jesus I think you people are trying to get me fat. I swear.

My Cinderella.: Shit, you're 3 years younger than me. Uhmm... uhmm...

.... YOU NEVER PLAYED THE NES SO THAT MAKES YOU A LOSER. REMEMBER PUNCHOUT? NO
Oh yeah, I've still got it.

Shelby: Mmmm.... you must be...............okay I don't know which Shelby you are. I feel bad. Want some cake? *feed* Come on. Take some. I swear Katie did a good job.

Andie: Sorry, babe. I got re-married. We're happy. We have 2 kids. A big kitchen... I cook for her. She makes my soldier happy. Oh man, the sex we have... It's like...
Me: Hey honey.
Her: Hey, baby.
*sex*
Me: That was good.
Her: Yep.
*sex*
Tina: Is it my turn yet?
Her: No.
Tina: Jose?
Me: *shrugs*
Everyone: kekeke

Meimei: Good Eats is on at 8....

- Jose

[whomps]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSE SKJFKSLDJFKLJSDG OLEGARIO !
Don't worry, I have your full name memorized but I don't want to release it because I'm selfish and want to keep it forever.

Anyway. So you're finally 18. You're finally 18.. it's been.. Nearly 3 years since we've met.











And you still can't drive, which means you still can't come to San Jose to visit me like you said you would blhblha years ago. And I still see you trying to sex up all the CB ladies. Jerkbag.
Don't ever talk to me again.






I kid. :} I love you, Jose ! Don't change and congratulations on the big one eight ;} Hope you have a good one

Oh and P.S., now that you're 18 and legal, maybe you should hold off on all the minors, y'know. I don't think CB needs another.. aw crap, what's his name ?... Rico ? Well yeah, we don't need another Rico incident ;}

[Just_Dream]

Hahahah Yvonne! <3

Jose!!!! What's your new number? I never knew! PM it to me!

Free friday night? Me too. Let's go clubbing.. But then again, 18+ clubs aren't that great. *sigh* 2 years from now I'll be clubbing in Vegas

[iDecay]

Andie: Sorry, babe. I got re-married. We're happy. We have 2 kids. A big kitchen... I cook for her. She makes my soldier happy. Oh man, the sex we have... It's like...
Me: Hey honey.
Her: Hey, baby.
*sex*
Me: That was good.
Her: Yep.
*sex*
Tina: Is it my turn yet?
Her: No.
Tina: Jose?
Me: *shrugs*
Everyone: kekeke

Meimei: Good Eats is on at 8....

- Jose

Why do you have to keep breaking my heart? Haven't you broken it and sewn it back together and broke it and sewed it back together and broken it again enough times aleady?

And by the way...

ME > RACHEL RAY. KTHNX.

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

Yvonne: kekeke you're not the first person that sent me a Size 7 happy birthday. ( Yes, this is the best I can think. Mona, Juliette, you two burn in hell. I was happily watching New Orleans Saints videos and you two tell me how pwned I got. That's not cool. That really isn't. I'll get you on September...and whenever your birthday is, Mona. ) So since Yvonne's reply got over shadowed by the reply to Mona and Julie.... a letter.


To my dearest Yvonne Ko:

Okay, see. That's not fair. I was on a roll with my wit and you come here and out-wit me with one post. Seriously, I feel bad. I swear I think you just wait for moments to own me. Hmmph. Anyway, I can't be all emotional and sentimental in this forum. Everyone will think that's a sign of weakness and just pounce on me. I'm not kidding. There are atleast two of them just waiting for the chance to strike. One minute we're casually talking, I tell you about my life, my school, my family, THEN BAM! Shit. I'm digressing. Uhhhh...
I'm not gonna lie to you, Yvonne. But I'm too lazy to TRY and get my license. I mean, I know someone that goes to San Jose by bus. And I can just do that, can't I?

Since this is important, I'm going to seperate it from everything else, via that one line break. It's really hard to NOT hit on minors especially on this site. Seriously, the only people I'd hit on are probably Anna, Katie, Rebecca, Steph....Alk3 Mona, Joe(?!?)

Christina Tran 2: Can't do anything on the weekend. I'm planning on spending my money on a tattoo. Rawr. And hell, you know I hate clubbing. If I wanted to be deaf for a week and not get laid for the night, I'd go to a Laker game with my mom. *whisper: she craazy* Will send you my phone number. Though, I'd preffer to give it to you in person.. in a strip club... on a dollar billl? ( OH NOES HE JUST CALLED CT A STRIPPER )

[Jane Doe.]

Aww, how sweet. Though I don't think you'd be able to handle a 6-8 hour bus trip to San Jose with Alex, Jose. I'm sorry you got owned, dearie. We still love you .
And you can't touch me on my birthday .

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

Are you kidding? I'll take you with me.

[Jane Doe.]

Alex has sex all weekend with her. I'm not comfortable with public sex so I refuse to go. So you'd be stuck with him and the ever-so-awkward sex noises while trying to get to San Jose. So screw that. What if we.. you know, move to an uber-cute loft apartment near San Fran? COME ON, WE CAN DO IT. And you'll meet eeeeevvveryone there. And and maybe kidnap them and take them back to our place. [ponder]

You choose.

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

Jesus, Julie. We don't talk about that in here. Whatthefuckiswrongwithyou!?

I'm not with her.

[iDecay]

Alex has sex all weekend with her. I'm not comfortable with public sex so I refuse to go. So you'd be stuck with him and the ever-so-awkward sex noises while trying to get to San Jose. So screw that. What if we.. you know, move to an uber-cute loft apartment near San Fran? COME ON, WE CAN DO IT. And you'll meet eeeeevvveryone there. And and maybe kidnap them and take them back to our place. [ponder]

You choose.

NO. WTF He's moving next door to me and I'm coming over everyday to 'play.'


V Oh, that's right. He desen't shower..

[Jane Doe.]

^^ and okay. 'sokay. i have no objections. he's a smelly boy, anyway.

--Eh? What did I say? Who? You're confusing my wee-little brain. Whatever.
Happy Birthday, Jose. I'm out.

[KissMe2408]

Just to clear things up. . ..

Mona's Cake <<<<<< Katie's Cake.

I mean, c'mon, mine has Ariel on it.
ha, love you jose =)

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

Ladies. Ladies. No need to fight. There's enough Jose for everyone.

Not Yvonne though. She can't touch me. I'm off limits when Yvonne's concerned.