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 Dec 31 2006, 11:15 PM
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 i'll spend forever loving you.  Group: Member Posts: 571 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 431,524  |
*Sorry if this is posted already!* My friend told me this one time I thought it was pretty funny..
There was a Princess who turned of age to get married. Her father, the King, decided that he would pick a Prince for her, but in a form of a "test" to find out who's right for her. He picked 10 guys total. They were all in a line and he said to them, "Your test if to spend the night with my daughter. But you can't sleep with her. I will find out." All of the guys wondered how he would find out and he just said, "Believe me, i'll know." Every night before one of the guys spent the night with the Princess, the King put glitter in her vagina. 10 days went by when each man spent the night with the Princess. When the 10 days were over, the guys lined up 9 with smiles, and 1 without. The King told them "Drop your pants now." The first 9 guys all had glitter on their penis and the King knew then that they had all slept with his daughter. He said to the last guy, "You- you will become the Prince." The new prince was so happy that when he smiled, you could see all of the glitter in his teeth. I hope this isn't too dirty for the forums, lol. |
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cassjamminx King Getting His Daughter A Prince Dec 31 2006, 11:15 PM
showstopper! LOL! That was sick but funny. Dec 31 2006, 11:50 PM APPLEjuicex HAA. i think this has already been posted.
but it... Jan 1 2007, 12:07 AM mocha bella never heard that one before! haha, funny! Jan 1 2007, 03:14 PM kayceeisms EWWWWWW. Oh goodness. Funny, but insanely dirty. Jan 1 2007, 03:41 PM Cujiine Oh gosh... I thought this was the m&m's on... Jan 4 2007, 11:19 PM WHIMSICAL 0NE I think I've heard that, but it's still fu... Jan 4 2007, 11:29 PM yrrnotelekktric wow, that was surprisingly good.
but then again,... Jan 5 2007, 09:54 PM supimateecup dirty. but funny =D i laughed. Jan 5 2007, 11:16 PM xMyStIcShAd0wSx my question is... princes don't wash or brush ... Jan 6 2007, 12:53 AM
Jinny hahaha. sick, but funny =] Jan 10 2007, 04:50 PM  |
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