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 Dec 23 2006, 10:43 PM
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Please don't leave Santa Claus fatty foods on Christmas Eve. 1% milk and rice biscuits are fine.
 I'm trying to cut down his fatty intake!Don't worry, when he comes home to me at the end of the night, he'll have a small plate of chocolate chip cookies and 2% milk. His belly just can't afford a plateful of those kinds of cookies for every roof he climbs down! |
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Dec 23 2006, 10:44 PM
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 Naughty or Nice? Group: Member Posts: 25 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 489,836 |
Don't worry, Mrs. Claus! This is why you have me!
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Dec 23 2006, 10:44 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 34 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 489,833 |
Ho Ho Ho
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Dec 23 2006, 11:35 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
awwww.
has santa been getting too fat for ya? not gettin' f**ked the same way? I'm so sorry to hear that! :[ |
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Dec 23 2006, 11:37 PM
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 chinky Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,566 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,437 |
Lmao, Mrs. Clause likes them men skinny
And of course, I will treat your sexy husband with soy milk(  ) and tofu cakes() <- just make sure i'm on the naughty/nice list.
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Dec 23 2006, 11:38 PM
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 peace&love, earth flower Group: Member Posts: 651 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 398,938 |
Just say what you mean. No one likes humping a big flab of fat.
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Dec 23 2006, 11:38 PM
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 Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
Thank you for the message, Mrs. Clause.
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