**WORST SITUATION EVER** game, wanna play? Options

[cheri_pi]

//note// this game isn't intended to make fun of anyone or their positions, just to celebrate the girls locker room and have some fun

ok, so this is just an idea i had for a fun cb-girls game!

think of all of the posts you've seen in the girls locker room here. all the horrible and sad positions people have been in.

think of one crazily hard one, and post it! (just a fake one).
the next person after you will "answer" yours, and post a new one!


ill get it started:

*every day i stuff my bra until they're 33J size. now my friends have invited me to go vacation with them on an island and wear a coconut bra. i cant stuff my boobs in coconuts- they'll figure out my secret!! what do i do???

[*a painefull euphoria*]

tell your friend you are very very christian and cant expose yourself like that lmao.

[*WHIMSICAL 0NE*]

What the--? I'm confused.

[marzipan]

"a painefull euphoria" was supposed to post one.

[*Infinite.*]

This would most likely be in the sandbox, there are other games like this in the sandbox as well
I suggest going there to play such games, sorry if this sounded rude in any way


Also, the fact that no one can read the first post and understand what the point of this whole topic was made for is a bit sad, Perhaps just carry this game to the sandbox but change it around so it isn't only intended for the girls locker room, a lot of members haven't been here long enough to know about to many topics in the girls locker room as well.

[smoke]

Moved to the Sandbox

Sounds fun! Try and explain it a little more though.

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

i understand it. i will go ahead and answer the first post again.

just tell your friends that your boobs are to big for the coconuts and you would feel better if you could just wear a regular shirt. haha.

help help!! my friend is in love with her brother and he's older than her!!i don't know what to do they are actually trying to have kids together!!! i told her they would come out looking bad if they even survived but she doesn't care. help me!!!

[*WHIMSICAL 0NE*]

help help!! my friend is in love with her brother and he's older than her!!i don't know what to do they are actually trying to have kids together!!! i told her they would come out looking bad if they even survived but she doesn't care. help me!!!

Trying to have kids together? Practice makes perfect. j/k. Lie to her and tell her your brother cheated on her and now has syphilis.

Um, ok, so I ask a fake question. Umm... My friend confessed to me that she's been secretly in love with my boyfriend. Oooh there's a tough one for you.

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

well she's obviously stupid i mean why would she tell you? why wouldn't she tell like one of her other friends, anyways just tell her you don't hang out with stupid people so bye bye birdie.

btw mine was a fake situation too.


my boyfriend wants to get plastic surgery to get pec implants and i keep telling him i don't care what he looks like but he won't belive me its schedualed for next month how do i stop him? btw he's REALLY skinny.

[*sofakinglazy*]

Give him head.



You are in the middle of the church, you fall asleep, wake up to a dog licking your goodies and you scream out "f**k" only to have everyone wake up to you right before your sibling confessed to have incestual sex right before your parents admits to have watch beastiality right before they concieved you. Then, you wet your pants and your clothes fall of.

[voguelove]

^^WHATT?!
hahahahahahahahahahaha.

run out of church screaming bloody murder.







you go to the beach on your period. you and your best pal is surfing. all of a sudden, you start leaking, but you dont know it. a shark comes up and chomps on your best friend thinking that the blood was hers.

[moninja]

LOL, um, say that it was from the shark. i dunno.

you trip and fall on your teacher's lap.

[*sofakinglazy*]

*Begs to have a hot sub*


You are in the middle of the church, you fall asleep, wake up to a dog licking your goodies and you scream out "f**k" only to have everyone wake up to you right before your sibling confessed to have incestual sex right before your parents admits to have watch beastiality right before they concieved you. Then, you wet your pants and your clothes fall of. Right after, 8 huge men come and tell you that last night, you have been raped so hard that you have been anally bleeding. You thought you wet your pants, but you were actually dripping blood. You just couldn't feel it. The reason was cause all 8 guys went at the same time. Oh, and the pastor is starting to wink at you.

[Jinny]

bitchslap everybody and everything

i got raped by my best friend. he meets me everyday and my parents know him well. he acts nice in front of them. but when he raped me he held a knife to my throat and said that if i told anybody, he would kill me. [hes my next door neighbor]. i cant tell anyone, because my parents know that he wouldnt do stuff like that, his brother is a "member" of the toughest gang, and his father is a policeman. what do i do??

^ its fake btw.

[ParanoidAndroid]

move to hawaii and get some therapy.

You're playing Kingdom Hearts II and you beat 4 bars off Sephiroth. You're almost there then you have 1 hp after he does that cool trick.. Sora loses his keyblade for some reason and Sephy re-heals. You ran out of potions and elixirs and mp.


xD

[Stefanny]

cry my head off in shame and restart the level.

You're taking a 500 point test, worth 40% of your grade. You've studied, and you're ready. Only problem is, the test subject was changed last night and you didn't get the email notification. (Yes, I know. This is an extremely nerdy situation )

[mono_logue]

1st punch something soft to take out my anger.. 2nd scream to take out my anger.. 3rd take out my anger.. personally i think i'd cry only because i was "ready" for the test.

you are in a paralleled universe where you ex-girlfriend/boyfriend never broke up with you and your girlfriend/boyfriend turns gay. what do you do?

[Comptine]

get a sex change to be with my boyfriend. my ex and i were totally NOT meant to be.

you have a tumor in your brain. Without surgery, you would definitely die. The best surgeon can perform the surgery with a high survival rate but the patients always end up blind, deaf, mute, and paralyzed from the waist down. A new experiment shows that Binto, a monkey, can perform the surgery with no side effects but 2 out of 5 patients always dies. which do you choose?