jacking off, yo dudes just asking.. |
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I am 12 and have tried masturbating several times and although it feels good[understatement it feels GODLY] nothing ever happens. i never actually ejaculate. i also have to go to the bathroom. advice, facts, anything?? please..
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| *xcaitlinx* |
Oct 30 2006, 06:11 PM
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you most likely shoot blanks because you have yet to hit puberty.
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Oct 30 2006, 06:36 PM
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Eh, the topic title's slang. -shrugs-
Yeah. Maybe you're doing it wrong. |
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Oct 30 2006, 11:07 PM
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XD^
when your too young, your jizz is replaced with piss... so dont go trying to have sex, or you'll piss all over the poor thing. you little pisser you |
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Oct 30 2006, 11:10 PM
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You just suck at it. Like, really, really, really, suck.
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Oct 30 2006, 11:12 PM
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All's I know is that i wasn't beatin off at age 12.
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Oct 30 2006, 11:13 PM
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i cant imagine a 12 year old (which in my head, you haven't hit puberty yet) jacking off. at all. sorry, but im laughing. out loud.
eyy, werent you the one that said sex meant like nothing to you? why you jacking off? |
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Oct 30 2006, 11:13 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
man, jacking off for you must be stinky
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Oct 30 2006, 11:39 PM
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Oh wow.
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Oct 30 2006, 11:44 PM
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Do you have orgasms? you know at the end of jacking off lol.
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Oct 31 2006, 12:16 AM
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hahahahahahahahahahhahahha wtf hahahhahahahahha
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Oct 31 2006, 05:22 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
Well seriously, who cares if you're not jizzing? As long as it still feels 'godly' for you.
Besides you're only 12, go do your homework and stop jacking off. Freak. |
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Oct 31 2006, 06:15 AM
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YOU HAVE CANCER...
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Oct 31 2006, 06:23 AM
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(′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
^where did you hear that people with cancer can't ejaculate?
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Oct 31 2006, 10:04 AM
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QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Oct 30 2006, 10:07 PM)  XD^ when your too young, your jizz is replaced with piss... so dont go trying to have sex, or you'll piss all over the poor thing. you little pisser you Hahahaha, wtf? your posts amuse me. |
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Oct 31 2006, 02:22 PM
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Maybe your just one of those guys that takes like. 40 minutes.
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Oct 31 2006, 04:17 PM
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I have a bathroom in my house
 ...where do you think i piss...QUOTE(electric shock @ Oct 30 2006, 11:13 PM) i cant imagine a 12 year old (which in my head, you haven't hit puberty yet) jacking off. at all. sorry, but im laughing. out loud. eyy, werent you the one that said sex meant like nothing to you? why you jacking off? well yes i did..im not going to gice an escuse..i do..but i dont...i hope this doesnt as bad as it looks 
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Oct 31 2006, 07:28 PM
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QUOTE(doomXL @ Oct 31 2006, 3:17 PM) I have a bathroom in my house ...where do you think i piss...well yes i did..im not going to gice an escuse..i do..but i dont...i hope this doesnt as bad as it looks You've been spending to much time trying to get down the technique. Either you just can't spell... or you can't see the keys  I'm stopping now.But seriously, you shouldn't be doing that at your age. |
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Oct 31 2006, 08:54 PM
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QUOTE(icy_wonderland @ Oct 31 2006, 10:23 PM) ^where did you hear that people with cancer can't ejaculate? SMH |
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Oct 31 2006, 09:41 PM
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we jerkin' Group: Member Posts: 2,408 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 210,730 |
too young for that stuff when u get bored ur gunna go onto shemales or something then animal porn then anime porn then when ur like 40 child porn ive seen it happen you jacking off addict...u need therapy
this site might help www.xxxchurch.com |
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Oct 31 2006, 10:58 PM
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QUOTE(black_heart @ Oct 31 2006, 8:41 PM) too young for that stuff when u get bored ur gunna go onto shemales or something then animal porn then anime porn then when ur like 40 child porn ive seen it happen you jacking off addict...u need therapy Um, just because someone experiments sexually at a young age does not determine whether or not their into stuff like that or child porn. Don't be stupid. |
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Oct 31 2006, 11:50 PM
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we jerkin' Group: Member Posts: 2,408 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 210,730 |
i was kidding but sure expirement with guys 2 while ur at it.
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Nov 1 2006, 09:57 AM
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haha. sorry but this is REALLY funny.
like every one else said your to young. or at least don't talk about it online. lol. |
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Nov 1 2006, 05:37 PM
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i suggest that IMVU stuff
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Nov 2 2006, 08:49 PM
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 mercenary on call Group: Member Posts: 926 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 447,606 |
Dude,You just havent reached puberty yet... and dont get addicted to porn and stuff.Just go outside and play basketball or soccer or tennis to get rid of that tenision instead of trying.
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