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 Oct 24 2006, 11:43 PM
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yo mama's so hairy you got a rug burn from comingoutta her ass.
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Oct 26 2006, 08:21 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 3,459 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 328,021 |
Yo mama so hairy that she opened her legs and said, "Hey kids, let's go to Busch Gardens!"
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Oct 31 2006, 10:46 PM
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Senior Member Group: Duplicate Posts: 459 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 308,469 |
Yo momma so fat, shes on both sides of the family tree.
Yo momma so fat, she broke a branch of the family tree. Yo momma so fat, she takes posters, not pictures. Yo momma so fat, she has pictures of food in her wallet. Yo momma so poor, she opens her freezer and roaches throw snow balls at her. |
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| *chaneun* |
Nov 10 2006, 12:43 AM
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^lmao
yo momma's so masculine, yo' poppa's gay. i think i said that one before. |
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| *kryogenix* |
Nov 10 2006, 12:48 AM
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yo momma's so fat, the moderators can't take a joke and will call this spam.
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Nov 23 2006, 12:37 AM
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[/b][color=#009900] Yo mama breakdance to elavator music for popsicle sticks
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| *x1227x* |
Dec 15 2006, 08:29 PM
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yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 30 minutes to cook 3 minute instant noodles.
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Jan 7 2007, 11:02 AM
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im not sure if this yo momma joke was posted already, but whateverr =]
yo mommas so stupid that when she went to the superbowl she brought a spoon |
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Jan 11 2007, 01:11 AM
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 my michelle. Group: Member Posts: 792 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 267,094 |
yo momma's so ugly that when she tried to rob a bank the security cameras turned off.
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Feb 10 2007, 09:34 PM
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Yo mamma's so fat she left the house in heels and came back wearing flip flops
Yo momma's so nasty when she stood next to a garbage can the trash men picked her up |
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Mar 10 2007, 07:51 PM
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Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
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Apr 1 2007, 08:27 PM
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haha! ^^thats the greatest!
"hey, who was on the phone?" --"joe" "whose joe?" --"joe momma" BAHAHA. |
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Apr 3 2007, 08:13 PM
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 BABESTARR Group: Member Posts: 600 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 442,634 |
Yo Momma so rashy, she can make a fire start..
Yo Momma so ugly, her name is in the dictionary for the definition. heh, i wonder if these are already said. |
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Apr 6 2007, 07:55 PM
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long time no CB. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,889 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 493,502 |
i heard this one before;
yo momma's so old, when she was in school there was no history class |
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Apr 29 2007, 10:16 PM
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yo momma so ugly that cigarettes taste like rainbows
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May 24 2007, 02:29 PM
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YO mama So Fat, her Blood type is O.. oreO's
Yo mama so Nasty, she doesn't have Crabs She got LOBSTERS Yo mama so Fat, her weight is Pi Yo mama so Fat, Every where she Turn She end up getting pregnat |
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Jun 3 2007, 09:02 PM
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 d@niel Group: Member Posts: 1,267 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,453 |
there's this really weird kid in my grade...he is basically bi-polar...so anyways, two years in sixth grade, he was like "yo momma is soooo silly, she named her goldfish Willy!"...everyone was like "MORE, MORE, MORE" so he kept going...sadly, i dont remember the rest
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Jul 22 2007, 11:47 AM
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yomamma so fat she walked by in a yellow coat and the little kids said school bus.
yomamma so fat her belt was the size of the equator. yomamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go. =] |
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Oct 1 2007, 08:16 PM
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"Yo momma is so stupid that she put lipstick on her head....To make up her mind!"
hahaha. "Yo momma is so ugly she made a onion cry!" |
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Nov 5 2007, 08:25 PM
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Yo momma's like a hardware store; Ten cents a screw!
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Nov 10 2007, 04:17 PM
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QUOTE "Yo momma is so ugly she made a onion cry!" HAHA! This made me ROFL!! |
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Dec 6 2007, 06:47 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,028 Joined: Sep 2007 Member No: 579,129 |
Your mom's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows, and gets put in the closet.
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Dec 17 2007, 09:46 PM
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 Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,925 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 427,774 |
Yo momma is so dumb she went to a yard sale and ask the owner how much was the yard.
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| *Steven* |
Dec 18 2007, 01:15 AM
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Your mom(ma) is so dumb she takes advice from 1angel3.
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Dec 18 2007, 09:26 PM
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Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,925 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 427,774 |
QUOTE(Steven @ Dec 17 2007, 11:15 PM)  Your mom(ma) is so dumb she takes advice from 1angel3. That wasn't even funny  . Man, seriously get a life and grow up and leave me alone.
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