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| *I Shot JFK* |
 Oct 7 2006, 06:37 PM
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What was the last thing someone said to you that made you lost for words?
Mine was on Thursday, when someone declared in politics that she thinks 'All Muslims should have to fly on different planes, because they all want to blow us up, and i dont like them' I was actually making small jaw movements and incoherent sounds. then i recovered, and had to be quite firm with her. |
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Oct 7 2006, 07:36 PM
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She's ... ignorant.
Anyways. A Hispanic friend of mine says, "all Asians are smart, you will do it". i was stunned because i'm Asian. |
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Oct 7 2006, 07:47 PM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 472 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 467,840 |
Well. It wasn't exactly "said" to me... we were passing notes back and forth during a butterfly lecture with scary sayings from scary movies.
Her: "I'm watching you..." Me: "I know what you did last summer..." Her: "I know what you do in the shower..." Me: "I watch you when you sleep..." Her: "I sleep WITH you..." I kind of read that and was so shocked I couldn't think of something to top it. |
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Oct 7 2006, 07:57 PM
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 Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
Setting is during math class, a few days ago.
Me: "Hey man, can I borrow a piece of paper?" Him: "Psshh no..." Me: "Why not..." Him: "Because you're Black." Me: . . . <Insert KC's Avatar>  Oh, I never got the paper I needed from him. |
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Oct 7 2006, 08:07 PM
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Friend : "OMG, Elaine remember that really hot guy at PacSun?"
Me : "YES. HIS HAIR!" Friend : "AND HIS LIP RINGS!" Me : "AND HIS GLASSES!" Friend : "But if only his pants were a little bit tighter." Me : "   "Friend : "What? I like staring at a guy's ass." Yeahh. Pretty awkward. |
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Oct 7 2006, 08:25 PM
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"Hey, what kind of music do you like?"
"rock, how bout you?" "yeah, me too. who's your favorite band?" "toby keith" "........................" |
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Oct 7 2006, 08:56 PM
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QUOTE(rawr SOCK @ Oct 7 2006, 6:07 PM)  Friend : "OMG, Elaine remember that really hot guy at PacSun?" Me : "YES. HIS HAIR!" Friend : "AND HIS LIP RINGS!" Me : "AND HIS GLASSES!" Friend : "But if only his pants were a little bit tighter." Me : " "Friend : "What? I like staring at a guy's ass." Hey, tell you and your friend to quit talking about me Elaine! |
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Oct 7 2006, 09:31 PM
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 Home is where your rump rests! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,235 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 451,969 |
Friend: "Sometimes, when I poke people's butt, it's scary because they get all muscular all of a sudden."
Me: "Um...okay." |
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Oct 7 2006, 09:35 PM
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Me : Dude your sister's hot!
Eric : Yeah i know Me : O___O what? Eric : Nothing. :walks away: |
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Oct 7 2006, 09:37 PM
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 i'll fvck you til you luv me fagget Group: Official Member Posts: 2,152 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 428,884 |
"Stop staring at my ass!"
I didn't know what to say. :[ |
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Oct 7 2006, 10:18 PM
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QUOTE(F_L_I_P @ Oct 7 2006, 9:35 PM) Me : Dude your sister's hot! Eric : Yeah i know Me : O___O what? Eric : Nothing. :walks away: HAHAHA!!!!!!!! |
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Oct 8 2006, 09:22 AM
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'melissa what are you doing'
me-............ i wasnt doing anything.just scribbling :[ |
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Oct 8 2006, 12:16 PM
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QUOTE(sofakinglazy @ Oct 7 2006, 9:56 PM) Hey, tell you and your friend to quit talking about me Elaine! Shut up, Kevin.  He wasn't attractive at all. My friend just really likes emo guys. 
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| *Statues/Shadows* |
Oct 8 2006, 12:22 PM
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What is a conservative?
That stunned everyone within a 10 foot radius. |
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Oct 8 2006, 01:03 PM
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 cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
QUOTE(Statues/Shadows @ Oct 8 2006, 1:22 PM) What is a conservative? That stunned everyone within a 10 foot radius. HAHA when i read yours i was stunned. lol then i realized you were talking about someone else ahhaaha.   but when this B*TCH tried to be rude to me cause i waited longer than her in the line than she did and she tried to get in front, i just loooked at her. |
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| *Statues/Shadows* |
Oct 8 2006, 02:28 PM
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Heh. Yeah, don't worry, I'm not that dumb. I have the same government teacher as her, so my friend and I told our teacher that someone in one of her classes didn't know what a conservative was, and her response was "bummer." No wonder I have such a high grade in there..
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Oct 8 2006, 02:29 PM
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 show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
When the girl who thought Europe was in America was going to apply for a job at Best Buy.
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Oct 8 2006, 02:32 PM
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My Mandarin teacher, on many occasions.
"Excuse me, can I just take a look at my test again? I have a little question." "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, YOU SHOULD BE A GOOD ROLE MODEL FOR THE OTHER PEOPLE IN CLASS, DON'T HANG OUT WITH THOSE PEOPLE." Me: "..." Or: "If you have a question with your Mandarin homework, feel free to ask your friends for help since my English isn't too good." So I proceed to help my friend. "If you have a question with the Mandarin homework, PLEASE ASK ME, you're disrupting the class." Me: "..." |
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Oct 8 2006, 02:35 PM
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cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
heres a funny one, when my friend thought that you can reach 0 lbs. and i was talking about a 0 waist.
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Oct 9 2006, 02:13 PM
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 Nikkie Group: Member Posts: 2,336 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,991 |
this girl in my english class and asked a really stupid quesiton which was, "wait what is the solar system again? ..the earth isn't in the middle right?" the class was like
 and we tried not laughing then she responds before the professor can answer, "i'm not stupid really!" omg.
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| *chaneun* |
Oct 9 2006, 02:16 PM
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QUOTE(Arjuna Capulong @ Oct 7 2006, 8:57 PM) Setting is during math class, a few days ago. Me: "Hey man, can I borrow a piece of paper?" Him: "Psshh no..." Me: "Why not..." Him: "Because you're Black." Me: . . . <Insert KC's Avatar> Oh, I never got the paper I needed from him. I THOUGHT YOU WERE FILIPINO? |
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Oct 9 2006, 02:18 PM
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me - yo you wanna scrim?
friend - sure, hold on im gonna take a piss |
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Oct 9 2006, 02:26 PM
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QUOTE(ICKY GIRLLL @ Oct 7 2006, 10:37 PM) "Stop staring at my ass!" I didn't know what to say. :[ i told you to stop, you should've stopped :( |
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Oct 9 2006, 03:15 PM
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Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
QUOTE(chaneun @ Oct 9 2006, 3:16 PM) I THOUGHT YOU WERE FILIPINO? Yeah I am. That was the odd part.
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Oct 9 2006, 03:19 PM
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 Trinie loves you Group: Member Posts: 1,003 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 464,831 |
this african american guy comes up to me and says:
Guy: ur pretty Me: awwww thanks Guy: are you black me: *just stared at him and walked away* NO!! LOL IM FILIPINO. this was like during the winter too, and i didnt have a tan. maybe if i had like a really dark tan then i'd understand. lol i was sooo confused. |
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