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 Jun 3 2004, 12:25 AM
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 N.CARTER  Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742  |
*lmao* whadda good laugh =)
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Jun 16 2004, 02:36 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,910 |
so there's this blonde, right? and she walks into a barbershop wearing earphones. the barber says: " you have to take that off before i can cut your hair." the blonde says:" i can't .. just cut my hair" so the barber goes off to cut someone else's hair. When he comes back, the blonde has fallen asleep. So the barber takes off the earphones and starts cutting her hair. about 5 minutes later, he notices that she's really pale, so he listens to her heartbeat, but her heart had stopped beating! the barber calls the police, and they take her away, but they leave the earphones in the hair salon. so the barber picks it up, and listens to it. the tape read : "breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out"
U get it? so the blonde is so stupid that she doesnn't know how to breathe... 
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Jun 16 2004, 02:40 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
I bet you guys already heard these but oh well..
**Girl walks into her friends room. She notices there are m&ms on her friend's bedspread and she asks her friend (who is blonde) what she's doing.** Blonde: "I'm trying to alphabatize the m&ms." There was this blonde who was going to Disneyland. She stopped when she saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left", and went home.  Yeah I know they're not good but oh well. 
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Jun 16 2004, 02:40 PM
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 x mar muffins *yuuuum Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,620 |
QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 16 2004, 6:17 PM) hahahhhaa, dumb blondes..hilarous. Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back at her. thats hilarious, I like laughing at these jokes, but sometimes they are too mean. jessica simpson, LOL! chicken of the sea? buffalos dont have wings! wow, she cracks me up! |
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Jun 16 2004, 02:41 PM
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 LunchboxXx Group: Member Posts: 1,789 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,810 |
haha. dumb blonde.
ok. a smart blonde, frankenstein's monster, and dracula are walkin along and they see a hundred dollar bill. who licks it up first? none. none of them exist! |
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Jun 17 2004, 03:43 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
QUOTE **Girl walks into her friends room. She notices there are m&ms on her friend's bedspread and she asks her friend (who is blonde) what she's doing.** Blonde: "I'm trying to alphabatize the m&ms." mmhmm theres one like that. there was this blond that got kicked out of the M&M factory... u knoe y? cause she kept throwing the chocolate pieces that had a "M" on it... haha ;] |
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Jun 17 2004, 03:45 PM
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 old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
I know one.
Q:How do you get a blonde to laugh on a Monday? A: Tell her a joke on Friday.  I tell the worst jokes~
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Jun 17 2004, 10:00 PM
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 this one time at band camp... Group: Member Posts: 64 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,926 |
okay this is an oldie but goodie.
9 blondes and a brunette are hanging on a rope from a cliff. They mutually decide that one of them has to sacrifice herself so the others can climb up safely. The brunette made a touching speech about she would sacrifice herself for the others. The nine blondes clapped. |
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Jun 22 2004, 04:53 PM
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 RRRRRr (I) AAAAAA NNNNN Group: Member Posts: 469 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,214 |
LMAO!!! thats hilarious!!rarw !!!!!!!!! ROLF!
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Jun 23 2004, 03:10 PM
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 hi Group: Member Posts: 1,478 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,897 |
QUOTE(love[x) melissa,May 16 2004, 2:27 AM] post them blonde jokes... (haha... if you're blonde then... deal with it) there was a blonde and a brunnete that were going on a roadtrip together. the brunnette realizes that she's forgotten something at home, and they both return to the brunette's house. the blonde waits outside in the yard while the brunette is in the house searching for what she's forgotten. during that time period, the brunette's car got stolen. the brunette comes back outside and is shocked to see her car gone. she turns to her friend, the blonde, and asks "did you see who stole my car? do you have a description of the person or anything?" ...the blonde smiles and nods, then says "i've got something better... i got the person's liscence plate number" -a lotta people dun get it...but i thought it was pretty straight forward- haha that's funny! i get it |
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Jun 25 2004, 12:57 AM
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 × JeNi × Group: Member Posts: 32 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,307 |
oOo i kno one!! [sorrie if itz already been posted or you might have already heard it before :D]
my brother told me dis one... there was a brunette standing in the middle of the streets. she kept saying "98, 98, 98" over and over and over again. then a blonde comes along and walks up to the brunette and asks her why she keeps saying "98". the brunette ignores her and continues saying "98, 98, 98". so the blonde goes, "oh wells, i`ll count with you!" so the blonde stands next to the brunette and together they keep saying "98, 98, 98". all of a sudden a truck drives up and the brunette runs away, leaving the blonde, who is still standing there counting. the truck hits the blonde and continues driving. the brunette goes back to the middle of the streets and starts saying, "99, 99, 99".. |
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Jun 25 2004, 01:15 AM
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 [I loovash mah Teh Michy] Group: Member Posts: 105 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,616 |
...I don't get the last one
 explain it to me?
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Jun 25 2004, 01:29 AM
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× JeNi × Group: Member Posts: 32 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,307 |
she sed 98 before cuz 98 blondes came and did the same thing and got hit and died. the 99th blonde came.. counted with her.. and wen the truck came, stayed there and died. so she sez 99 cuz 99 blondes died. wen one more blonde comes and does the same thing, after the blonde gets hit the brunette will say 100.
i hope that explains it.. i hate explaining jokes xP it ruins it |
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Jun 25 2004, 06:12 PM
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 Wife of Legolas Group: Member Posts: 1,290 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,190 |
i get yours Melissa~
the license plate was the brunettes, which is not that important cuz she already knows her own |
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Jun 25 2004, 09:40 PM
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 short one Group: Member Posts: 469 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,284 |
q:how do u confuse a blond
a:put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner q:how does a blond confuse you a:she tells u she found the corner |
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Jun 29 2004, 03:49 PM
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 ^_^ Group: Member Posts: 1,666 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,225 |
ha ha...i had a good laugh
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Jun 29 2004, 03:56 PM
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im' edible Group: Member Posts: 1,529 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,022 |
lol this is so funny.
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Jun 29 2004, 07:12 PM
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 tag! you're it! ;D Group: Member Posts: 555 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,572 |
QUOTE(× JeNi × @ Jun 25 2004, 1:29 AM) she sed 98 before cuz 98 blondes came and did the same thing and got hit and died. the 99th blonde came.. counted with her.. and wen the truck came, stayed there and died. so she sez 99 cuz 99 blondes died. wen one more blonde comes and does the same thing, after the blonde gets hit the brunette will say 100. i hope that explains it.. i hate explaining jokes xP it ruins it but why does the brunette have to count for ? |
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Jun 30 2004, 11:00 PM
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 Wow, i dont know whats going on... Group: Member Posts: 1,439 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,977 |
QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ May 16 2004, 2:33 AM) So a blonde was at the malli shopping when she saw this really nice TV. She went in and asked the cashier for the TV's price. The cashier replied, " Sorry, we don't sell to blondes. " So the blonde went home and dyed her hair red. She returned to the store the next day and asked the cashier how much the TV cost. Once again, the cashier said, " Sorry, we don't sell to blondes. " So again the Blonde dyed her hair, but now black. Again she returned to the store and asked how much the TV cost. And again she got the same reply. So finally the blonde snapped and said, " Okay! I dyed my hair black! I'm not a blonde! " The cashier looked at her and said, " And that's not a T.V. It's a Microwave. " - Chinkieeyedpnoi damn i was gonna post that one, ok sooo\ There are 7 blondes and 1 brunette on a high rope bridge thing,they are all holding the rope so they arent falling, (this is on a cliff or a high building) the brunette makes a speech adjacent off the thing (shes not on the rope thing) its about how if u elect ehr as presedent, she wont fail u, the blondes clap madly |
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Jul 4 2004, 09:01 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
lol
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Jul 18 2004, 02:14 PM
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QUOTE(LatinaLady96 @ May 29 2004, 6:40 PM) ok i have some last but not least... except i dont get this one I get that last one! thats pretty bad but hilarious! all these jokes are really good, too bad its been like a month since the topic was made (or even longer) lol whooo LaterZ -Courtney |
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Jul 18 2004, 04:00 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
lolz!! OMG!! hehe.. i feel samrt,, cuz i got it**
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Jul 18 2004, 04:12 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 646 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,847 |
hehe go blonde jokez
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