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 May 1 2004, 11:22 PM
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 Don't wake ghostie.  Group: Official Member Posts: 3,546 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,405  |
17.Wear a jacket that says Bomb Squad on the back
16.Say to the person next to you "What’s that ticking sound??" 15.Ask the stewardess if you can order pizza 14.Ask the stewardess if you can have some tape and when she asks why say " its for my device" 13.Sit in the crash position and when some asks you what you are doing say, " waiting " 12.Pretend to be in a B-17 and shoot at enemy planes out your window 11.Stare at the Arabian passengers as if they are terrorists 10.Scream out " who is that on the wing " every 5 minutes 9.Bowl in the aisle 8.Have a flag football game 7.Say that your side of the plane is better than the other side and intimidate the other side 6.Say "What’s this lever for " and pull it 5.Ask the stewardess if you can walk your dog 4.Fake a heart attack repeat this every 10 minutes 3.Go to the pilot and say that guy with the machine gun looks suspicious 2.When the pilot says turn off all electrical appliances scream "How’s my bomb gonna work now?? " 1.Act out the safety instructions 0. Get into a fight with inflatable device -1. Pass a paper around the plane that says "There’s a bomb under your seat " |
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May 1 2004, 11:26 PM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
hahhahahha, that is hilarous, that guy has a machine guy...LMAO! hahaha.
but does this go into the entertainment? |
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May 1 2004, 11:29 PM
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Don't wake ghostie. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,546 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,405 |
this is the lounge anything off topic goes.... or does it............
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May 1 2004, 11:30 PM
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 I <3 Kirby Group: Member Posts: 652 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,421 |
lol...these are very funny!
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May 1 2004, 11:55 PM
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This is funny and interesting...I doubt anybody would do this...unless they have troubled minds (*don't look at me!). haha
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May 2 2004, 12:00 AM
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 advanced newbie... S2 Group: Member Posts: 3,504 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 752 |
moved.
 if one of the mods dont agree, they can move it back to lounge.  anyways  i'll amke shure to do number 14 when im in my plane to new york HAHAHAH
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May 2 2004, 12:09 AM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
haha i like the last one, lol
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May 2 2004, 02:19 AM
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16 and -1 are my favourites. Haha, good list.
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May 2 2004, 02:23 AM
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11.Stare at the Arabian passengers as if they are terrorists
^ Prejudice, but funny as hell. Good work man! - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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May 2 2004, 11:38 AM
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Hahaha OMG that's so funny! I wonder if they might throw me out of the plane without a parachute if I did all of those in one flight. Lolx...
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May 2 2004, 11:48 AM
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LOL... I would be hesitant to try those - what if the guy next to you is an air marshal? He'd either arrest you or shoot you in the face.
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May 31 2004, 01:58 PM
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it's interesting...but i don't think anyone should try this. just because.
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Jun 1 2004, 12:41 AM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
aww i would try them but i dont travel in airplane
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Jun 1 2004, 06:08 PM
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haha
but -1 ? um.. how do you number like that? lol |
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Jun 1 2004, 11:07 PM
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hahahah these r like the elevator onessss! haha
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Jun 2 2004, 12:41 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha lmao i should of tried som of those wen i waz goin to dc
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Jun 2 2004, 01:15 AM
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LOL..
I AM SO GUNNA DO SOME OF THESE WHEN I GET ON A PLANE..LOL..LOL...LMAO..DANG IT..LOL..TOO FUNNIE..
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Jun 3 2004, 12:30 AM
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 N.CARTER Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742 |
lmao! I sure have to remember this the next time I fly.
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Jun 3 2004, 01:35 AM
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Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
QUOTE(loseronaisle5 @ May 1 2004, 11:29 PM) this is the lounge anything off topic goes.... or does it............ I TOLD YOU! it doesnt belong there, grave moved it for me! woo hoo, i love you grace! hahahhahaha, she proved my point. JOSE- hahaha, thats so mean staring at someone on an airplane |
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Jun 3 2004, 01:20 PM
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i don't think anyone would do this... but its sooo jokes!
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Jun 4 2004, 01:06 AM
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hahahaha those are hilarious!
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