If you could do anything w/ Jessica Simpson..., ..what would u do? |
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If you could do anything w/ Jessica Simpson..., ..what would u do? |
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#51
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![]() All The Girlies Say I'm Pretty Fly For A White Guy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,944 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 400,858 ![]() |
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of her pool and tell her to see if it smells underwater.
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#52
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![]() skaters gonna skate. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 ![]() |
Shopping
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#53
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![]() Yum. Spiderman. ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 33 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 452,820 ![]() |
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#54
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![]() Running around, into the isles and into the yard. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 100 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 442,265 ![]() |
Read her a book.
"So uh, losing nick lachey, sucks huh?" |
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#55
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![]() hello, ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 141 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 208,332 ![]() |
i get her to pay me to take explicit pictures of her that i could sell for millions to tabloids and magazines
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#56
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,015 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 193,600 ![]() |
i'll talk to her like ask questions and stuff..
then go shopping with her..and make her buy stuff..i need ..and want... and make her promise and swear she'll visit me again... and hang out with her..and ask her advice..and use her to beable to get into VIP places..and make her introduce celebrities to me..then ask for autograph and get a picture with her.. ![]() |
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*yrrnotelekktric* |
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#57
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#58
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![]() sang loves hayden. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,373 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,687 ![]() |
lolz.
Let her do stoopid things and I watch & laugh. |
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#59
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![]() All The Girlies Say I'm Pretty Fly For A White Guy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,944 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 400,858 ![]() |
Buy her a fish and tell her to hold her breath underwater longer than the fish does.
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#60
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![]() Quiet, Doggie! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 394 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 452,267 ![]() |
Ian...you crack me up.
![]() hmm i dunno. sing karaoke with her i guess. |
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#61
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![]() "Silly me, I thought this was a free country" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Human Posts: 1,666 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 60,913 ![]() |
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