If you could do anything w/ Jessica Simpson..., ..what would u do? |
 Jun 30 2005, 10:22 PM
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 oh look its emily!  Group: Member Posts: 512 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 158,226  |
If you could do ANYTHING with Jessica Simpson what would you do?
I would spend the night with her and umm slap "chicken of the sea" on her and say you know what it is now?!?!?!? |
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Aug 20 2006, 08:52 PM
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 All The Girlies Say I'm Pretty Fly For A White Guy Group: Member Posts: 1,944 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 400,858 |
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of her pool and tell her to see if it smells underwater.
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Aug 20 2006, 09:00 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
Shopping
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Aug 20 2006, 09:07 PM
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 Yum. Spiderman. Group: Member Posts: 33 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 452,820 |
QUOTE(paul murphy @ Jul 1 2005, 6:12 AM)   Word. Jaaaakaaay. Idk. My gf might be interested though :D
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Aug 20 2006, 09:12 PM
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 Running around, into the isles and into the yard. Group: Member Posts: 100 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 442,265 |
Read her a book.
"So uh, losing nick lachey, sucks huh?" |
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Aug 20 2006, 09:16 PM
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 hello, Group: Member Posts: 141 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 208,332 |
i get her to pay me to take explicit pictures of her that i could sell for millions to tabloids and magazines
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Aug 20 2006, 09:20 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,015 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 193,600 |
i'll talk to her like ask questions and stuff..
then go shopping with her..and make her buy stuff..i need ..and want... and make her promise and swear she'll visit me again... and hang out with her..and ask her advice..and use her to beable to get into VIP places..and make her introduce celebrities to me..then ask for autograph and get a picture with her..  ...
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Aug 20 2006, 10:05 PM
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QUOTE(The E-Man @ Aug 20 2006, 5:52 PM) Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of her pool and tell her to see if it smells underwater. haha and i`d bet she`d do it.
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Aug 21 2006, 12:08 AM
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 sang loves hayden. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,373 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,687 |
lolz.
Let her do stoopid things and I watch & laugh. |
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Aug 21 2006, 12:15 AM
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All The Girlies Say I'm Pretty Fly For A White Guy Group: Member Posts: 1,944 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 400,858 |
Buy her a fish and tell her to hold her breath underwater longer than the fish does.
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Aug 21 2006, 04:09 AM
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 Quiet, Doggie! Group: Member Posts: 394 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 452,267 |
Ian...you crack me up.
 hmm i dunno. sing karaoke with her i guess. |
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Aug 21 2006, 05:16 AM
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 "Silly me, I thought this was a free country" Group: Human Posts: 1,666 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 60,913 |
QUOTE(mzkandi @ Jul 1 2005, 9:01 AM) Make her give me all her money. 
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