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 Jun 1 2004, 02:33 PM
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 Feh... I want ramen!!  Group: Member Posts: 928 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,203  |
Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results... "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry. "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to. "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work." "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. " Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!" The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils. He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue. He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them. "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he? Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip. 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang. o_0 found this on www.bash.org |
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Jun 1 2004, 02:33 PM
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moved to humor.
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Jun 1 2004, 02:36 PM
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 x o9.o9.o5 x Group: Member Posts: 321 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,346 |
hahaha. people must have some time on their hands
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Jun 1 2004, 02:38 PM
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 Master Debater Group: Member Posts: 1,066 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,719 |
Omfg that's funny.
Uhg, and it works so perfectly... QUOTE 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang. One of the best. Oh man....too good. |
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Jun 1 2004, 03:19 PM
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 hi. call me linda. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,187 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,475 |
wow, that hilarious....
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Jun 1 2004, 03:24 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 943 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,007 |
haha, funny
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Jun 1 2004, 03:29 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha omg thas funni
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Jun 1 2004, 03:44 PM
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 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
Oh wow..
 Bad image in my head.. Anyway, its funny. 
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Jun 1 2004, 04:15 PM
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 Im gonna eat you! Group: Member Posts: 371 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,383 |
omg! lmao! Ive gotta say that is pretty funny!
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Jun 1 2004, 05:26 PM
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i am member numberr 9000 Group: Member Posts: 284 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,000 |
haha. whoever did that must've been bored
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Jun 1 2004, 11:09 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
ewww thats pretty grosss haha
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Jun 2 2004, 12:00 AM
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 I have 6 blue blocks :3 Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 14,959 |
does 'wang' mean what i think it means?
if so, this is just nasty. ::jerry:: |
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Jan 23 2007, 01:43 PM
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I'm Cattt. :] Group: Validating Posts: 1,722 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,831 |
funny and nasty and read it before
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