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Is your male friend/ boyfriend/ husband a metrosexual?
bonluvdan
post Aug 11 2006, 03:55 AM
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i read this from a magazine which is quite interesting!
Here is a little "quiz" to see whether your male friend or boyfriend or husband is a metrosexual.

Here you go:


1. He always thinks there are lots of girls checking him out on the street.

2. Somestimes he thinks others envy his appearance.

3. He LOVES using mirrors.

4. He considers himself as the center of most of the gatherings or parties.
Without him, the party will be so boring and dull.

5. He is in great emotions when he visits the Versailles or the Great Wall.

6. He has clothes of see-through, lace or ruffles.

7. He cares about others' opinion towards his appearance very much.
If the opinions is mostly negative, he will say they don't know what is fashion and style.

8. He considers himself as the center of the world, no matter what and how people say about him.

9. He has lip balm/hand cream accopanied with him 24/7.

10. Shopping is one of his hobbies.





Results:
0-3 "yes" - He is instead a retrosexual, not a metrosexual.

4-7 "yes" - He is self-loving (slightly).
He may have a fight with you becoz of the usage of a mirror.

8-10 "yes" - He is 100% Metrosexual. I advice you better not to critic about his clothes.
At worst, he may break up or get a divorce with you.
 
breakingdawn
post Aug 11 2006, 07:11 AM
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QUOTE(bonluvdan @ Aug 11 2006, 4:55 AM) *
5. He is in great emotions when he visits the Versailles or the Great Wall.


I don't get it. How does that make him metro?
 
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post Aug 11 2006, 10:10 AM
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I don't get it. How does that make him metro?

Haha yeah. laugh.gif Wouldn't that make him straight-out gay? I thought metrosexuality was strictly apperance.
 
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post Aug 11 2006, 11:00 AM
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QUOTE(Kathleen @ Aug 11 2006, 11:10 AM) *
Haha yeah. laugh.gif Wouldn't that make him straight-out gay? I thought metrosexuality was strictly apperance.


eeek. I still don't get it. How does that make him gay? I feel so dumb cry.gif
 
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post Aug 11 2006, 11:16 AM
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I don't know.. _unsure.gif I just figured a straight man wouldn't get all tied up in emotions when he sees the Great Wall. XD.gif
 
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post Aug 11 2006, 12:03 PM
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I was going to say, "but what if his daddy died in the war?" but then I realized that the whole time I've been mixing up the great wall with... the one that's in washington dc... um, you know, the WWII memorial thing...
 
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post Aug 11 2006, 01:05 PM
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AAAAND with the survey results and from what I know of him, he is not a metrosexual.
*relief*
 
lilliannnn
post Aug 11 2006, 03:36 PM
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haha yes. my boyfriened is pretty metro. but he looks good, so why complain?
 
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post Aug 11 2006, 08:18 PM
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HAHA, zero. Well, maybe one. He's definitely a guy-guy, but he's INCREDIBLY good looking, naturally. His only hangup is his hair, so he'll fix it whenever he's in front of a mirror, but that's it.
 
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post Aug 11 2006, 11:31 PM
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my boyfriend is DEFINITELY a zero, without a doubt. i wouldn't have it any other way.
 
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post Aug 11 2006, 11:53 PM
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Nope.
 
Mr. Slowjamz
post Aug 11 2006, 11:55 PM
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what do you think it says....if so obvious.
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yay! im not a metro ....even though i dress too good shifty.gif
 
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post Aug 12 2006, 02:09 AM
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What kind of questions are these? Wouldn't these be straight up GAY?
 
bonluvdan
post Aug 12 2006, 08:37 AM
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^^^ no. being straight gay is different from metrosexual.
and yeah, metrosexuality is only strictly apperance.
 
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post Aug 12 2006, 11:05 AM
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what do you think it says....if so obvious.
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QUOTE(bonluvdan @ Aug 12 2006, 9:37 AM) *
^^^ no. being straight gay is different from metrosexual.
and yeah, metrosexuality is only strictly apperance.

i dont think she actually meant "gay" in general terms .
 
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post Aug 12 2006, 12:51 PM
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I don't know any metrosexual guys.
 
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post Aug 12 2006, 01:20 PM
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hahahhaa no, he isn't. i'm glad he isn't either.
 
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post Aug 13 2006, 12:22 AM
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QUOTE(Kathleen @ Aug 11 2006, 11:10 AM) *
Haha yeah. laugh.gif Wouldn't that make him straight-out gay? I thought metrosexuality was strictly apperance.

laugh.gif ..i thought so too

ohmy.gif oh shit my fiance is almost a metrosexual stubborn.gif
 
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post Aug 13 2006, 11:33 AM
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My baby's a retrosexual. :P
 
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post Aug 13 2006, 01:18 PM
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odd
none of them really applied to anyone i know..

oh well. probably a good thing.
 
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post Aug 13 2006, 01:41 PM
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ew
i could never be w/ a metrosexual
 
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post Aug 14 2006, 08:52 AM
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I love metrosexuals who are dating women because they are the easiest ones to turn out! It's so funny when he is cheating but she has no idea it's with a guy. They are sexy though
 

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